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@romagray
"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either
ok its literally this
this is why, when someone tells me "there are only two sexes, it's basic biology!" my favorite response is to ask "what, you never made it to advanced biology?" like don't load the gun and then hand it to me lmao
you. yes. you get it
magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors
pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet
blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool
yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one
purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show
Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable
Red - Mad
okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore
tubby custard.
Unrealistic
can’t wait to present my govt issued transsexual identification card trying to buy a beer and just get fucking beaten to death by some guy in line behind me
Cause this totally isn't something fascist dictators do....Nope not at all.
Lemme tell you as a Jew - the moment the government wants to make you carry special identification, it's past time to be concerned.
It's time to fucking fight
Might just ghost everyone and call it a year.
*new yorker voice* ey! im spiralling here!
*new yorker voice* im fallin apart! badabing badaboom!
Un-make me pls
When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end
(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)
Me: overall agrees with and is interested in post
Post: “But I bet you’re just gonna skip past this bc you don’t care 😒”
Me:
demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?
roomba: [is a roomba]
demon:
roomba:
demon:
roomba:
demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit
roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E
demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.
roomba: *vibrates excitedly*
what anime is this
My last 2 braincells arguing over 2 possible answers on a test that I didn’t study for
dissolving cotton candy in water
Take one sip of the dissolved water and your heart jumps out of your body
It’s like entering the void
Theoretically you could use that sugar water to make rock candy, so this is basically candy alchemy
Disintegrating Clown hair
I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants.
Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough
Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.
educational and salty. i like it.
Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩
because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all
Why use a spoon when you can slam it on the edge of the counter and put the fear of God into any living beings nearby?
That’s what I do I fear no death
Y'all a bunch a whimps
