heyo demons. it's me. ya boi.

Kel(lan)/Rookie, they/them, 22. INTP, Gemini☀️ Pisces🌕 Cap↗️. I like girls and cartoons. Welcome to my little corner of the internet. I have absolutely no fucking idea what you'll find here and I'm too lazy to update this thing as quickly as my interests change. Just scroll, you'll get an idea eventually.

[gooselycharm]

kris in some outfits got a certain gnc quoi

[lebedame-wegelagerin]

[sashaforthewin]

Did they have to sentence him so early in the morning though?

[blackandwhitecircus]

Everytime I hear the phrase "Great Minds think alike" I am inevitably reminded that the German equivalent is "Zwei Dumme ein Gedanke" (Two Idiots same thought)

[cipheramnesia]

Great minds run in the same gutter.

[msbriket]

In Dutch it's Twee zielen, een gedachte which means Two souls, one thought

[cipheramnesia]

One braincell.

[greenninjagal-blog]

A List of Instances that have occurred while I was writing

Me, at the grocery store: wow this watermelon is the same weigh as a severed human head!

My dad, two feet away: what

Me: what

[greenninjagal-blog]

My brother walking in to the room: …what are you doing

Me, crying: T-posing to assert dominance over the characters in my own story

[greenninjagal-blog]

My brother: wow, what page are you on?

Me, a writer: 32

My brother: wow you write really fast

Me, a writer, who has not managed to write a single sentence in a full week: Right.

[greenninjagal-blog]

My dad: hey we’re gonna watch a movie as a family in a few hours. You want to join us?

Me: i was planning on writing a bit today.

My dad: well then, maybe when you’re done?

Me, sweating: i dont think you know how this works.

[greenninjagal-blog]

Me: what if i wrote this quick one shot and finished something for once in my life

Also me: what if i turned this quick one shot into a multichaptered fic with lots of angst and pinning and never finished it ever

[greenninjagal-blog]

Brother: hey are you okay? You look upset

Me: im fine!!

Dad: are you alright? You look sad–

Me: im cool!

Boyfriend: hey are you doing okay?

Me: yeah. Im good i promise.

Sister: are you doing alri–

Me: I SWEAR IM FINE. IM MAKING THESE FACES BECAUSE IM PLOTTING A STORY IN MY HEAD AND ITS SUPER DRAMATIC. IM ACTUALLY QUITE CONTENT RIGHT NOW. PLEASE GO BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE DOING.

[greenninjagal-blog]

Me: alright i have a debate tomorrow to prepare for, a midterm the day after that for a class im barely passing, homework due, a lab report that needs to be done, another lab to get ready for, and i need to get at least eight hours of sleep this week and eat sometime before next Thursday.

Also me: and thEN THEY WERE ROOMMATES AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED

[greenninjagal-blog]

Me: alright! Time to do my homework!

Me, six hours later with two pages of an au written and no homework done: how the fuck did i get here again

[greenninjagal-blog]

Me: *writes a scene where any character has their jaw gently turned up so they can look in anothers eyes*

Me: is it just me or is this super intimate???

Me: ….

Me: *googles “how to tell if you’re touched starved”*

[kladivonacarodejnice]

daily reminder that social media is fake. your stretch marks are cool, having acne is just fine, belly rolls are amazing and body hair is perfectly normal 🖤

[strangestcase]

being non-binary is sooooo exhausting... everyone wants a piece of you, you’re hot, you’re funny, you’re cooler than ice cold, you dress impeccably... smash that reblog button if you too think non-binary people deserve to be given 1000000 dollars in cash.

[nasa-cryptid]

wow! congrats, yall!

[alurdunfinn]

I, for one, welcome our new trans gods

[cockyroaches]

I love the implication that the Singular Christian God has been replaced by. Every trans person. We are now a unity

[hampop]

Whats a mob to a king? What’s a king to a God? What’s a God to my Trans friend Hailey who works at Kroger’s?

[marauders4evr]

“My privilege will try to make me complicit by default.”

This really hit home, so I’m posting it for others to see.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fukTk8gJ3M

[Image description: A photoset of a white vlogger in front of a bookshelf filled with DVDs, with the captions: "How is it my responsibility, or even my place, to apologize for the actions of my ancestors? Because they did it in my name. They did it for the prosperity of their descendants. But I don’t want any benefits conferred through slavery. I know it’s impossible for me to shed every single advantage that my ancestry affords me, but the least I could do is examine it. Be critical of it, to be as proactive as possible when it comes to the whole ‘not being complicit in historical atrocities’ thing. As a person of considerable privilege, I consider it my responsibility because my privilege will try to make me complicit by default.“]

[opossumbyknight]

if you call a nonbinary person cis bc they don't perform androgyny to a level you approve of i'm omw with a big hammer to shatter your kneecaps

[nedsseveredhead2]

This is incredibly important to remember. Nonbinary isnt just a middle ground or a third gender. Its not being in the binary. Thats it. That means something different to every nb person. So maybe someone does lean a bit more into their assigned gender at birth, they’re still nonbinary and calling them cis just because they arent preforming for you is transphobic- Yes even if you are trans too.

[iapislazuli]

the inherent nonbinaryism of being an eccentric or mad scientist

[iapislazuli]

the gender euphoria of a lab coat and rubber gloves, the gender euphoria of wild, untamed hair, the gender euphoria of giant goggles that might have swirl patterns on them, the gender euphoria of injecting yourself with various glowing green liquids

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

hey i just want u to know i copied ur gender/sexuality.

what the-! teacher! teacher!!! he cheated off of me!

[doggirlpaws]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Everyone should know the international sign for Help Me. Let’s make this famous!!

[amanda-bakes]

Interesting; I didn't know this was a thing.

[hopefulmisanthrope]

It’s apparently a thing, but it’s a very new thing, so it may need some help being known.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_for_Help

[fuckwarlock]

fun fact nonbinary ppl with boobs, nonbinary ppl who like their boobs, and nonbinary ppl who want boobs are cool and valid and just as nonbinary as ppl w flat chests and deserve to have a good time all the time

[fuckwarlock]

please reblog this its important

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

Non binary does not equal vaguely masculine

[aaliyahbreaux]

I wonder how many gay people are actually transgender & dont know it because people thing being transgender is transitioning when it’s literally just not being cis.

[aaliyahbreaux]

like I had a friend tell me last night “all my life I wanted to be a girl. even to this day, like if someone told me I could transition & look like you or *insert another trans woman idk* I would do it in a heartbeat” and when I was like omg ur transgender he was surprised? like he was like wait just wanting to be a girl makes me transgender even if I dont do anything about it? and like its harder to pinpoint non binary people but if u have a desire be a different gender ur transgender. transitioning is a choice but being transgender is not.

[divinegaeity-deactivated2023101]

“One of the symptoms of being a girl is wanting to be a girl.” Don’t remember where I heard that but the quote is my life.

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

This is one of the posts I can explicitly pinpoint as helping me realize that I might not be cis. The biggest symptom of being trans is wanting to not be your gender. It can also be dysphoria, it can also be euphoria, it can also be presentation, but wanting to be something else is all you really need.

[aceofsquiddles]

#wait so ur telling me#‘i dont want to have a gender’#can mean#‘i dont have a gender??’ I would also like to know… for reasons

[accept-nothing]

Confirmed. How to know you’re agender: You don’t want to be anything else. You look at the options for gender and gender presentation and decide to go back to bed

[aceofsquiddles]

Bold of you to assume I got out of bed

Nah but seriously thanks for the insight

[avon-vila]

So, if I look at gender and say “this is some bullshit and I want no part of it”, I guess that makes me agender?

[saint-batrick]

if that’s how you wanna identify, yeah.

feeling anything mentioned in this post doesn’t mean you have to identify as trans, but feeling anything in this post is literally all that’s necessary to identify as trans if you want to.

fuck gatekeepers forever.

[zim-kinnie]

👏if👏you👏don't👏feel👏cis👏you're👏possibly👏not👏cis👏

[hasenfu]

i mean this is literally what jvn said

[deathcomes4u]

This is one of those things where you can go 25+ years of your life not realising that actually no not everyone secretly wishes they were some mashup of male and female and that you are, in fact, genderfluid as fuck.

[kyraneko]

You can want to be the other gender.

You can want to be another gender.

You can want to divorce all connection to the gender you were born into.

You can want to keep it as an origin point that shapes your journey.

You can want to be more than one gender at once.

You can want to be more than one gender, at different times.

You can want to be no gender.

You can want to be sort of in between genders.

You can want to be both genders.

You can want to be rid of gendered body parts you already have.

You can want to keep gendered body parts while also being another gender.

You can want to be rid of them but not want the side effects of excising them.

You can feel dysphoria at being shaped like/viewed as/treated like a gender you don’t want.

You can feel euphoria at being shaped like/viewed as/treated like a gender you do want.

You can change your mind or adjust your goals or refine your wishes.

You can be stationary and fixed in your identity.

You can be fluid and changing.

You can be extremely gendered in your presentation.

You can be not very gendered in your presentation.

You can be androgynous.

You can be a little of both.

You can be a lot of both.

If gender is a line you can cross, as the words trans (across/on the other side of) and cis (here/on the same side of) indicate, you can cross it in any way you like, including dancing on top of it.

Be happy.

Be you.

[violetwylde]

This is an extremely affirming post.

[achesspiece]

I don't dress like a "boy" or a "girl", I dress like you should not ask me to lift any heavy items

[foulserpent]

[goodgirlsgettocum]

The two genders:

[teathattast]

via gracespelman

[randomslasher]

#gender exists purely as an affectionate diminutive

Why is this hiding in the tags

[captainlordauditor]

boy (affectionate)

[twofingerswhiskey]

sir (customer service voice for when my cat, tux, is trying to eat plastic)

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[deir]

same energy