Everyday Is Halloween

🦇I'm an occultist, but that's just a Hobby. I'm really a witch. Well done. You're half an hour late 🦇 🦇My name is Bat or Baby (short for Babylon) 🦇 doing shit since 1895 🦇 they/them/theirs and dey/deren/dessen🦇 aroace 🦇(art-)historian 🦇halloween enthusiast🦇 AuDHD🦇 🦇Former (@sickvictorianchild)🦇 Pfp: "Creación de las aves (Creation of the Birds)," Remedios Varo

[cyanide-rifle]

[bear-disguised-as-a-human]

I love that Tina is enjoying #horse

[miamaimania]

“Embroidered Snowy Steps” ❋ The only footprints that won’t melt

[happilyeveraftereveryday]

This is called “Step on Fresh Snow” by Narumi Takada

Instagram link here

[retquits]

so don't get too comfortable.

high resolution free to download [ here ]

[tlirsgender]

Being critical of your interests is sooooo fun when you have the critic gene & then you sound kind of insane to the average tv watcher when you're like "this is my favorite show, It's Racist" & then you try to clarify what you mean & get that [Speech (legendary) - FAILURE] "the racism is really interesting though"

[tlirsgender]

[Speech (legendary) - SUCCESS] I find the sociopolitical context of pulpy old sci-fi born circa the civil rights movement really fascinating to analyze especially when it was progressive for its time but still reveals the writers' unexamined biases in the subtext

[kusali]

Tweet of all time

[bogleech]

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

[poondragoon]

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.

Laugh track.

[legov7]

[realdonkeykong]

All so true. Why is the human Jon Arbuckle

[thememedaddy]

[littlealienproducts]

Sprig and Sprout bats porcelain tea cup by darklingwoods

[todaysbat]

Image description: shiny porcelain tea cup with a cute black bat in a terrace cotta pot with a green sprout growing out of its head and a saucer with black bats with green wings and leaves around the edge.

[penandinkprincess]

"cooking with heat is the breakthrough technology" is a phrase that made me fucking CACKLE

[wav48k]

greatest wikipedia citation of all time

[wav48k]

[byjove]

unfortunately I have idgaf autism instead of I’m upset autism so I handle a lot of situations incorrectly by not giving a fuck when it should upset me

[swordsman-jing-ke]

“My emperor is fine” your emperor has commissioned over 8000 life-sized terracotta soldiers and buried them facing east, in the direction of his recently conquered enemies in the hopes that they will protect him in the afterlife.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

[sayahbayahboo]

One pool floatie to rule them all

[lady-merian]

in case anyone besides me wanted to see it in use :)

[membraneshock]

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a true Real One

[elbiotipo]

[fgrobichiko]

Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

[byjove]

hell of a name for a queen