Rosey's Corner

Just a place for me to reblog all the things I like

[keddwario]

This popped into my head:

(JL on a stake-out, tracking Phantom. They are currently watching him through binoculars)

Flash: So, according to the report from the.....GIW? Who the...Anyway, according to the report, this is a very dangerous spectral entity. He's currently posing as a homeless teen, but we shouldn't underestimate him because...Hey where's Batman?

Green Lantern: ...! Batman, no.

Wonder Woman: I've lost visual on Phantom.

Green Lantern: Batman, no!

(Sound of Batmobile peeling out)

Green Lantern: GODDAMMIT BATMAN

[prokopetz]

The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.

[princeps-civitatus-peach]

Surprisingly, Mario is arguing that Wario does not count as he has literally never made that connection in his life. You can’t just say every fat italian in overalls is a Mario counterpart, he’s his own person with hopes and dreams. Evil hopes and dreams, but still.

Daisy, meanwhile, manages to argue very convincingly that Peach should be considered her evil doppelganger.

[aromancy]

Wario is playing Devil’s advocate because being Mario’s evil doppleganger is great for business. If he was just some guy, nobody would buy Warioware.

[skeletalheartattack]

@kamenriderhamo i am not going to let you hide this in the replies

[ultrafacts]

[liluglydudefromdetroit]

So play like a noob? got it

[filipfatalattractionrblog]

You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.

[direwolf-distributor]

Chessmasters when their opponent doesn’t make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:

[queerscout]

#used to do shit like this when we fenced#for real tho a newbie is way more of an issue than a master because WHAT are you doing???

I’m currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because he’s just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.

[cephalopodvictorious]

I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?

[princecharmingtobe]

I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.

[chaointe]

The Newbie Flail™ is the most terrifying attack imaginable.

[angermonkey]

The world’s greatest swordsman has nothing to fear from the world’s second greatest swordsman and EVERYTHING to fear from the person who just picked up a sword.

[itswalky]

[thedankmemes]

[thedankmemes]

[viejospellejos]

What the duck?

[humanbeanisnotamused]

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]

[elvashayam]

#it is a beautiful day in indonesia and you are a terrible duck

tags via @humanbeanisnotamused

[flanik]

gonna add alt text later these take too long

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[jakeromanoart]

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[osamustar]

IM SOBBING

[daiiststyle]

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[cosmicretreat]

[kungfooman]

[evilwizard]

sports wizards casually showing off their powers

[lesbianshepard]

while frustrating, the funniest response to historical erasure of same sex couples is people wildly overcorrecting and assuming any interaction between two men in history was a secret homosexual relationship covered up by Big Historian. i saw someone on r/sapphoandherfriend sincerely ask if Thomas Jefferson and John Adams were lovers.

[pigeonapologist]

ID: tags that read "I think they're lowballing it actually. I think Thomas Jefferson may have secretly been a trans man who wore a very peculiar binder"

[dicklessswonder]

uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

[gay-jewish-bucky]

[emwheezie]

IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

IT’S TIME :D

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[sabertoothwalrus]

IM SUCH A SUCKER FOR FINN HAVING A LARGE FAMILY OKAY!!!!!!!! HES A SINGLE DAD OF FIVE!!! HIS OLDEST SON IS TRANSGENDER!!! HE WEARS A BASEBALL CAP OVER HIS OTHER HAT!!! HES A LUMBERJACK!!! AND HES RECOVERING FROM THE HORRORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!