2 dogs, 1 human, 0 braincells

reblogging shit i like. fandoms, dogs, videogames, etc.

[fucxingcuties]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhekuli_Biya

[earhartsease]

frog polycule to combat climate crisis now

[gentlyweirdplanteatingcreature]

how could they not include the photo of the frogs in their wedding outfits?

[myshitnothingtoseehere]

[jennchecks]

You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope.

✨Happy (belated) birthday, Maria @elinordash! ✨

[unadulteratedchaoscreation]

Erik: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Charles: I wrote you a poem.

Erik, already crying: You did?

[marvelcharcharlotte-deactivated]

Charles: I love murder mysteries!

Erik, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

[defendglobe]

TONIGHT WE'RE EATING CUBES AND DRINKING BLUE.

FUCK YOURSELF.

[catchymemes]

[zoesupreme]

That's enough being horny for today I think

[vauss]

*Helps you take down the decorations and puts the folding chairs away*

[zoesupreme]

thank you

[thischerik]

# erik apologist?? he did nothing wrong

[blessyouhawkeye]

i love that every time magneto loses his helmet in the x men movies he immediately starts going charles you could make me do ANYTHING YOU WANTED right now......... i'd be POWERLESS TO STOP YOU........ you could GET IN MY MIND and HAVE ME AT YOUR MERCY..... i think a lot of their problems could have been solved if charles just took him up on what was a very blatant proposition

[geek-ramblings]

Algerian Boxer Imane Khelif Files Legal Complaint Over Online Harassment Following Gender Outcry

The athlete took home the Olympic gold medal in women's welterweight boxing on Friday.

SUE THEM INTO THE F*CKING GROUND!!!!

[disneyprincessdxminatrix]

[ratherembarrassing]

[placeholdeer-deactivated2025040]

[mynowherenothing]

[valtsv]

if i was a vampire i would be so scared to shapeshift into a swarm of bats because what if i get stuck like that

[valtsv]

what if my penis goes missing

[valtsv]

thats why they call it transylvania

[greelin]

for the sake of appearances i am very much a “that’s none of my business” and “i don’t need to know about that. you keep that to yourself” sort of fellow. removed. respectful. but being fully honest i AM a nasty little ears perked freak… like yes tell me all of your information without being prompted at all. i love to listen.

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[coldspicyy]

None of these words are in the bible.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

au contraire, mon ami

[transarsonist]

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

[saintjosie]

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

[freeformtarsier]

Matthew 26:34 KJV

Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

[saintjosie]

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

[virtualgirladvance]

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming

[synder-sync]

[babyanimalgifs]

A very shy maned wolf stopping for a visit at a monastery in Brazil for a bite to eat provided by monks. Because of their super long legs, they walk more like giraffes than typical canines. Maned wolves pose no threat to humans. 

(Source)

[sarahconnorjr]

Powers of X #4

Don't be ableist to Erik's boyfriend