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[pissvortex]

(teaching middle school english class) Did you know that the headphones chad from phonk aura edits is actually a character from a media directed by Mary Harron called "American Psycho?"

smartest student, standing up: But... that means...!

me: That's right, Xander; It's foidgem

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[himynamesisnotemail]

[cpericardium]

[possessedpasm]

C'mon, man

[possessedpasm]

I'm sorry he's all I ever draw when I'm on break. He's my cigarettes

[lolt64]

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

[cassassinated]

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

[mythicalwashrag]

[useful-info-haver]

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

[nyxgoddessofcandles]

There's more to do actually, now

go to About:config find media.mediasource.enabled and toggle it to false find media.cache_readahead_limit and change it to 9999 find media.cache_resume_threshold and change it to 9999

additionally if you'd prefer mp4 to webm

also in about:config, find: media.encoder.webm.enabled media.mediasource.webm.audio.enabled media.mediasource.webm.enabled media.webm.enabled and toggle them all to false

note! this will limit video to 1080p

and use https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dont-accept-webp/ to kill WebP Fuck Google

[vortex-vt]

We jailbreaking browsers now lmao

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Guys who hung out at the agora all day must have been so fucking annoying. Imagine if reddit was a physical space in your home town.

[eightfifteen]

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

[plutojester]

[doingthewritethings]

my friend briar and i lovingly call this one ‘therapy speak joker’ and it almost caused her to drop biological samples one time

[dizzyghoast]

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

[teaboot]

Would you be comfortable with me sharing the story of how I got these scars

[fair-itself]

That would have been an incredible episode of Batman: The Animated Series, though. Joker gets out of Arkham, having convinced the psychs he's rehabilitated by speaking in fluent Therapy. Bats spends the entire episode losing his mind, because he KNOWS it's an act because NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT and Joker reacts with total calm and understanding when he finds Batman in his pantry at 2AM. "You're violating a boundary right now, but I realize this behavior is caused by a history of trauma. Can we talk about how your inability to trust negatively affects those around you?" Meanwhile steam is just coming out of Batman's ears

[seriousfic]

Are you in the right headspace to receive information on you potentially being overserious?

[ravenlynclemens]

messy hair

[taimatsu910761]

[utopians]

don't EVER let softcore gay porn convince you that it's okay to play sports. It's not okay to play sports

[prokopetz]

All right, hold on – is there anyone in this room who wasn't grown in a tube by a shadowy quasi-governmental conspiracy as a living weapon? Anyone at all?

[je-blauge]

Mine was a sphere

[psych-is-the-name]

you guys got your own containers? I was grown in a high-capacity vat with the rest of my batch

[wretchedsnek]

Bougie mf over here with a high-capacity vat acting like they were soooo much worse off than those of us grown from the fucking SOIL

[blemgoid]

some kid tried to make a tick tock of me so I ripped all his braces out with a big magnet

[prettyeaves]

Welcome to my gritty, grounded, and gory take on a world with superheroes, loaded with commentary on real-world politics and current events. And we call them soups.

[bunnycuriosity]