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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
shark vs the universe
ç„æ„ / Permanent Vacation
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PR's Tumblrdome
Kaledo Art
I'd rather be in outer space đž
oozey mess
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occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Peter Solarz
we're not kids anymore.
izzy's playlists!
Discoholic đȘ©
todays bird
$LAYYYTER
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@rubycthuluooc
I tried to enjoy myself at the family Christmas party, but this terrifying anthropomorphic dolphin fancy Santa was sitting right over my chair, and it rather cast a pall on the evening.
I mean, itâs justâŠ
I forgot to queue this post for the 25th, so you get it a day late this year. Yes, the dolphin is still there!
That is a SPECTACULARLY cursed object, thank you for sharing!
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK ITâS CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
MERRY HALLOWâS EVE
JINGLE BONE, JINGLE BONE ROCK
The Nutcracker dance youâve NEVER seen before! Â
fuckin amazing đđŸđ„
this is the kind of art I want to see in the world
watch it without sound and you still know when every note falls. Thatâs some Damn Fine choreography!
OMG, the smile on the guy in the middle. LOVE.
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK ITâS CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
MERRY HALLOWâS EVE
JINGLE BONE, JINGLE BONE ROCK
@masaknightooc đđ
who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss
lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict
I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though theyâd be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.
All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories
I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since theyâre used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.
this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash
My wife: âAll the B&BW folks would have to do is throw a few water balloons into a Lush store and it would be all over.â
Late night shenanigans
@masaknightooc recalls to me the first time he saw two frogs banging and how he was horrified because they were attached to each other. đđđ
đž fucking⊠Ribbit.
It was very strange at first, and then I was horrified.
Late night shenanigans
@masaknightooc recalls to me the first time he saw two frogs banging and how he was horrified because they were attached to each other. đđđ
đž fucking⊠Ribbit.
Sugar jack the asshole cat, might have damaged Masa's knees.
Late night shenanigans
@masaknightooc recalls to me the first time he saw two frogs banging and how he was horrified because they were attached to each other. đđđ
đž fucking... Ribbit.
Millennials are Killing the Bed Frame Industry: Feminist Edition
Getting a $50 bed frame that gets your mattress off the floor will extend the life of your mattress. You sweat when you are sleeping and it seeps into the mattress. A lot of it evaporates from the surface, but some goes down in deeper. Over the years you could end up with mildew and rot at the bottom of your mattress. God forbid you have carpet under it, that would need replacing too. If your mattress has air flow under it, it will evaporate from both sides instead of mildewing.
I donât think anyone ever told me why you get a mattress frame, that makes so much sense.
also spiders, I got a black widow bite on my toe when my mattress was on the floor
I Uhm... Never knew this. đ
skin color ref because some of yall non-black poc and whites keep fucking up as if yall donât know thereâs other shades of brown when u racebend for woke points or somethingÂ
(non-black artists please reblog)
Please reblog regardless of your race/ethnicity.
Native American/cauacasian reblogging because these are amazing references to look at. I've always loved skin shade transitions. My own are very stark I can look ghost white, like I currently do or I can be and have been mistaken for latina.
Fun fact because I've had to do this: if you come at me with a racist remark like, "Go back to Mexico." (Yes some one told me that when I lived in Chicago) and k will clap back at you in German, Chinese or just flat out, "I'm from Germany. Go back to England or Ireland."
The goblin cooked dinner
Be jealous.
The goblin cooks well, and is an adept student. I expect great things and many Gordon Ramsay shouting matches in the kitchen. That mostly consist of us calling each other hoes.
@traditionalaviator
Pls ignore the fact we're using paper plates. We're busy sorting dishes and other viscera.
@masaknightooc be ready for kitchen fights.
@traditionalaviator fite me ho.
I don't get seasonal depression, I just get slightly sleepier and more irritable and mopey when I donât get any sunlight, but when I said this to my doctor she was like âyou should still get a lightboxâ and I did and now I have way more energy. The moral of the story is, if you spend time thinking to yourself âwell I donât actually have [diagnosable problem], I have [milder version that I can just ignore]â, you could instead of just ignoring it get the accommodation for the problem and see if it improves your life. I do not expect to remember this next time I âdonât actually have the real problemâ, but maybe eventually I will learn.
We treat accommodations like something that you can only have if youâre really really desperately suffering and cannot function at all without them, but thatâs⊠really really not the case. Or at least it shouldnât be.
Not to uuuhhh highjack this post, but I have some experience with this. Not only does it corroborate the above but I have found that even you donât have any need for whatever accommodation that also shouldnât bar you from getting one if you justâŠ
want it
see years ago my grandmother was diagnosed with cancer, and as happens with progressing cancer her mobility was drastically reduced. To help combat this and allow her to retain independence at home Papa (my grandfather) got a shower chair. This is about as self-descriptive as it can get, it is a chair made of metal and plastic that sits in your shower or bathtub. Iâm sure those with physical disabilities are already quite familiar with them, for those of you that arenât just google it.
Eventually my grandmother passed. A couple years after my dad had to stay at Papaâs house for a couple weeks, for his own medical reasons. While there he discovered that Papa had kept the chair. And while Papa was old he was hardly infirm, he didnât use a cane or have any severe mobility issues. Certainly none that would have affected his ability to stand in the shower. The conversation went more or less as such:
Dad: Why they hell did you keep the shower chair, dad? You donât need it
Papa: Kevin, you wait until you use it. Then youâll know why I kept it.
My dad was disbelieving tbh, to him chairs in showers when you donât need them was a thing that like. Lazy rich people had. wtf could be so great about being able to sit in the shower? Why would an able-bodied person even need to? itâs a fucking shower? wash urself and then get out. Then he used the chair, and according to him it was like heâd had a proper religious revelation. Shortly after his return home (tbh the amount of time it took for him to take a shower sans chair) my dad went out and bought a shower chair.
The ensuing conversation with my mother went as such:
Mom: Kevin why did you buy that? We donât need it!
Dad: Just use it once, this will change your life.
And it did. After using the chair for the first time my mom straight up wanted to know why they had never thought to get a chair for the shower before. Ever since we have had a chair in the shower.
It has proven itself invaluable.
Exhausted but covered in grime from yardwork so you HAVE to wash before doing anything else? shower chair
Donât have the spoons to stand in the shower? shower chair
Leg/hip/back injury slowly getting worse over time making standing for long periods a difficult matter? shower chair
Home from work and just want to shower but your feet are killing you? shower chair
canât keep your balance when masturbating in the shower? shower chair
want to write fic in ur head without your feet starting to hurt because you maybe spent a little too long standing there in spray? shower chair
disassociating? shower chair
gotta shave your legs? shower chair
crying because youâve now realized how much easier being able to sit down and prop up a leg makes shaving while in the shower? shower chair
I have no current mobility issues, and yet if I had to move house tomorrow a shower chair of my own would be one of the first things I purchase for my own home.
Itâs so easy to fall into the trap of âthis could make my life easier but do I really need it?â And yâknow what maybe you donât need it. Maybe you donât need that accommodation, but maybe it would make your life easier anyway. When it comes to things that you keep in your home for personal use does it really matter? Besides there is always the very real chance that buying it now, when you don'tâ need it but can afford it, will save your ass down the line when you suddenly do desperately need it.
Building on this:
My mum in law, rest her beautiful, angry soul, had this exact reasoning. She knew at some point one of us was going to need a wheelchair. She bought one. I've used it once, and recently learned I have almost no reflex in my legs. I'm going to be in that chair before I am 35.
Some days I use it, just to lazily roll around the kitchen. I'm working on figuring out how to manuever this behemoth on giant wheels through my tiny house. (I'm probably going to get a more compact, taller chair in the future because I can't reach kitchen counters in this beast.)
Oh yes, I sort of forgot,
Thanks to all the stress, I meant to mention before story time, @masaknightooc will be taking an unknown length break from WoW, but we will still be checking our blogs from time to time.
We had a very devastating loss to the family, so finances are very tight as we try and scurry around and get all the bills together and figure out what all our monthly totals are.
It was a very sudden and devastating loss, and we're just walking around in a daze. None of the family is really okay, which is why niece lashed out, because I was too busy dealing with crazy banana queen to tell her, "No they're not moving in until next week!" So I talked to her this morning and she went, "Oh!" And I told her about what happened last night and she was okay, I understand, you do what you need to do!
And that was all because Husband's sister is mad we won't let her move in, while she's divorcing her husband, who literally lives across the street.
I am not inviting that drama to our door.
She made it sound like they were moving in right now, when really they have just been coming over at night to help me clean and organise and help pack my younger sisters things for her, so she has way less to fret about.
She intentionally caused drama, because we've had plans for room mates for a year.
Plus side, explaining things to my niece really helped me from smarting off to banana queen.
And then my phone died.
Mum was my mother in law, but she was the closest thing I had to a real mother.
And I heard her in my head yelling, "Kate do not let that hussy talk to you like that!" đ
She even called our echo dots a hussy. It was joyous because she didn't use that word often but when she did, she was angry.
Below is mum and two of her grandbabies. My nephews kids.
(these aren't my kids so I'm not gonna show their faces out of respect and love for their parents.)
Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groomâs bride is
uh⊠Thor?
There is an entire norse myth dedicated to this exact concept
