Incorrect Batfamily Quotes
Duke: I just arrived at the manor despite being a character for over ten years now!! Now I'm going to ask a question and only react for the rest of this post!
Dick: Hello baby brother I am in the kitchen burning pancakes I cannot cook :(. I need my little wing Jaybird to help me he's the best chef in the world.
Jason: Hi I'm fucking here to fucking cook some pancakes but I need my favourite member of the family Timberina here to cool off my Pit madness. He better be sleeping after I put him down for his nap!!
Tim (entering, with bags under his eyes): Don't talk to me I haven't had my fiftieth cup of coffee yet also [insert joke about missing spleen] Ra's Al Ghul is so obsessed with me am I right??
Dick: Baby bird you need to sleep!!!
Tim: Don't you dare talk to me after you sent me to Arkham.
Duke: Omg!!! I am so sad for you Tim even though that didn't happen and he put all of us in prison at one point!!!
*Cass and Stephanie enter together joined at the hip*
Cass (signing): Hello little brothers. I am about to leave for Hong Kong, but not before showering you with my sisterly affections because I have the same relationship with all of you.
Stephanie: Hehe waffles pancakes glitter!! Purple!!! I love Cass <3.
Damian (entering with a sword): Move aside, Brown. I have no relationship to you despite you being my Batgirl. Now I'm going to stab and bite people for no reason.
Duke: I'm going to pass out of fear!!! I'm so afraid of this 10-year-old, because for some reason Damian is still 10!!
Dick: Okay will anyone help me cook?? My eldest daughter syndrome is really messing with me :(. Steph all I know about you is that you're Cass or Tim's gf and you like waffles, can you help me??
Stephanie: Waffle glitter purple yes!!! I love being a Wayne!!!!
(They make pancakes. By the end, Stephanie, Cass, and Duke have disappeared for some reason, and it's just the 4 Batboys enjoying their meal. The end)