[goldcrescent]

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

[goldcrescent]

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

[savrenim]

......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

[savrenim]

YOU. YOU SEE MY VISION.

[ospreyonthemoon]

People: exposure to the fae realms makes you weak and sickly. Because of the fae

The fae: wow wow wow i LOVE uranium!!!! We should put it ALLLL over our land!!! This won't cause problems!

[nunjournal]

These Jezebel commenters are right and they should say it

[katelyn-danger]

I know you mean the Magazine, but it’s funnier to imagine you calling these two commenters Whores.

[stonesense]

the couslands earned their name fighting WEREWOLVES. do you even understand how cool the songs and dances and festivals and stories about that could be. do you even care

[stonesense]

cousland: okay there’s lots of things to do at a highever festival and the seafood is divine. just, whatever you do, ignore the wolf skull

alistair: [immediately craning his neck looking for a wolf skull] the what?

cousland: they carry it around— look, please stop, you’ll get its attention and the crowds love it when a cousland gets involved, it will be pestering us all evening if the dancers see us— alistair. please forget i mentioned a wolf skull

alistair: [still craning] i really don’t think i can

cousland: so help me if i have to dance i will be finding you that pretty dress for the remigold

[janusfnc14]

Ljke how you mention ‘It’ as if the Skull is Sentient and Intentionally Bothers Couslands for The Bit.

Considering that Werewolves are in-universe Hunger Demons (this one Hungers for Theatrics) it is ENTIRELY Plausible that there’s a straight-up Demon in that Thang.

It WILL have The Annual Cousland Dance, and it WILL haunt their asses for WEEKS until they say Yes.

[everydaylouie]

while my mom was pregnant with me, she was delivering chinese food on bike in new orleans. i like to think that the music she heard in the streets made me the way i am now.

happy new year everyone!

[m-oshun-deactivated20251105]

It's 2047 and Tumblr has perfected its automated detection system for mature content. Every post on your dash is blurred, including a landscape painting and cutesy novelty tea set. The only things that appear before you in striking clarity are sexy generative AI girl ads and stolen nsfw photos of strangers' junk. The children are finally safe.

[curated-polls]

how did you distinguish between grandparents growing up (e.g. moms parents vs dads parents)?

Same thing (e.g. two people who you called “grandma”) and use context

Title/nickname + given name (e.g. “grandpa joe” and “grandpa george”)

Two different nicknames (e.g. “granny” and “meemaw”)

Some combination of the above

I didn’t have enough living grandparents for this dilemma to be relevant

The distinction is obvious in my native language

Other

Voting ended onDec 2, 2025

[ebitenpura]

I've grown fond of both but the difference is really striking sometimes

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[bingle-official]

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

[reekill-playlists]

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

[reekill-playlists]

hey is this still post of the year or

[cyber-corp]

NO

[zelly-fangirl]

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

[cyber-corp]

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

[raineofthedragons]

Also calling Aphrodite the hot one is very much playing with fire. This is how we got the Trojan War.

[plagues-and-poisons]

to be fair that was really eris’s fault 🍎

[cyber-corp]

IF IT’S HER FAULT FOR CAUSING THE FIRST WAR I’M FUCKING BLAMING HER FOR THIS ONE

[passionpeachy]

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

[passionpeachy]

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

[empressofkashyr]

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

[passionpeachy]

everyone go home we got a winner

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[andjablogge]

[kumboochies]

[twiststreet]

The Weekly thread there is filled with deleted posts. (X)

[saul-tortellini]

[fishyfutaba]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

[revleftshark]

Generative AI uses em dashes because it was trained on human writing (quite a bit without permission, mind you, just look at the AO3 scraping that keeps happening). WE don't sound like AI. AI sounds like us.

"OH if you use em dash" PRY — MY — EM — DASH — FROM — MY — COLD — DEAD — HANDS.

[julliettewarners]

Soon you’ll be home with me, once upon a December.

[420technoblazeit]

im such a raphael apologist btw. if my brothers were THEE actual devil, a guy who was a cop thousands of years before cops even existed, and some bitch who was so allergic to responsibility that he faked his death every couple of months i too would be so fucking done with everything. pour one out for the longest suffering archangel

[penny-anna]

I'm not really a HanLuke shipper but I can imagine them hooking up early in their friendship & then Han later after various revelations having a personal crisis over whether or not it's weird to have sex with both halves of a set of twins

[penny-anna]

& like he can't ask anyone if it's weird without admitting that he's already done it. he could talk to Luke about it bcos obviously Luke already knows but he's kind of avoiding the subject with Luke in case drawing attention to the fact that he's dating Luke's sister prompts a shovel talk. he's pretty sure Luke can kill people with his brain now and he doesn't want to have that particular shovel talk if he an avoid it.

[cipheramnesia]

If Han came to me with this kind of question, I would be very supportive and make sure he didn't uncomfortable about having to ask the question because most of all this is about his feelings.

However, I would also desperately need to know if Luke used the force on that thang, and Han also knows I would ask, which is why he never brings these problems to me.

[penny-anna]