Rusted Wire Witch

Kyrie | She & They | Failed writer and full-time maths-gremlin | This started out as a fic request blog but now I just keep posting random shit. Still happy to give fic requests a try if you got 'em!

[blueeyedcasval]

don’t we all remember that episode of zeta gundam where kamille gets a retail job?

[bookoffixedstars]

Extract from The Art of Coarse Acting (1964) by Michael Green.

source

[cosmicretreat]

Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)

[sourcreammachine]

look upon my sons and despair

[mewantpeepaw]

Okay so this might be just a lil bit 🤏🏻 of an oversell 💀

[diabolicalevil]

[clocktowerr]

THE PATH Ruby | Carmen | Scarlet's final rooms Tale of Tales 2009

[crazy-brazilian]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Wizards (1977)

[definitelynotindecisive]

[bogleech]

Oh are there people who don't know this mess of a movie has the all time most spectacular final wizard battle in the fantasy genre??

[luxlightly]

WoD lore is wild because you play the video games and you're like "okok cool. Vampires with some kind of cool bells and whistles and sort of a magic system. I get it" and then you read any of the lore from the TTRPG and it's like "The Tzimisce Antediluvian is a hundreds of mile wide fungal colony under the New York Tri-state area" and it's like "oh ok."

[guyincognitojr]

[steel-chain]

if I was a wrestler my name would Tables and whenever an annoying crowd chants We Want Tables I'd run out and fuck up the match and the crowd screams at me because im bad at my job. I am bad at my job.

[tragicallyunaesthetic]

[boykeats]

july in appalachia by keaton st. james

(patreon)

[wwfsummerscans]

Give a big Yeehaw to Cowboy Bret Hart

[soft-horns]

Sanguinius

The favorite son, the perfect angel

[joearlikelikeswrestling]

[talesfromtheenchantedforest]

the number of swords with incredibly hyperspecific powers in Arthuriana really delights me:

Then they girded on a sword: it was such a sword that any woman in labor — even if her life hung in the balance — would be delivered of her child at once if struck on the head with the flat of the naked blade.

— First Percival Continuation, Nigel Bryant translation

this is just a sword that Gawain is using for normal quest stuff btw

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Sword of Midwifery

[horizon-penblade]

modern arthuriana adaptation where the hospital is constantly rushing a sword around the labor and delivery wing for Magic Emergency Births