fat jokes for days

shitposts, fat furries, cool stuff, and occasionally aesthetics, send an ask my way for literally any reason and i'll probably answer it

[bowserwife]

my biologically 22 year old transgender daughter, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAAA......RRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!

me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years

the angel chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: do u guys think these are like actual buttermilk pancakes or is it just a marketing term

[beachgothgay]

Oops! Ball Bearings!

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

CRUNCH

[beachgothgay]

[dragongirlteeth]

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

[dragongirlteeth]

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

[svartibaldur]

[mayadile]

Need help! (I'm homeless)

Sorry if I haven't been around for awhile everyone, I've been having hectic times in my life which made it impossible to even be online for awhile (been homeless, depression, hospital, moving) etc etc and it's been taking a toll on me very badly!

Here is a twitter post on my situation

I had to sleep outside in the rain but luckily the hospital let me stay in while we had our thunderstorm! I need money to help get a hotel and eat since the government shut down disrupt me from getting food stamps so I don't have ways to get food! And I had to leave a job due to mistreatment and no car. So it would help if I could get some support! It'll be thunderstorming this whole week and I would like enough until I hear from my mother about a car.

You can donate here!! Please and thank you!!

There is also ko-fi link!!

[mayadile]

Reboost this one instead!!! PayPal is being weird with holding money so I put another link in!!! Again thank you!!!

[mayadile]

Please keep boosting!!! I don't want to be kicked out of the hotel and sleep outside again!!! I just need a few more days until my mom can get me with a car!!!

[mayadile]

Donate Here!! Ko-fi!!

[mayadile]

Update: Thank you everyone for helping us reach our goal, I very much appreciate you all for supporting me very much! although I do still need a little more help due to a little issue on our end, we don’t have phone chargers anymore 😭 our last one died, so if you can please keep helping us so we could be able to contact people and do what we got to do so we can get out of here, thank you! We also need to get about $100 to fix a tire so the car can make it's way here.

PLEASE KEEP BOOSTING!!!

[mayadile]

Sorry for asking again but I want to say thank you everyone so far helping us, everything you did wasn't unnoticed and have helped us so far but we got scammed from a truck so we have no car again 💔 so please if you can help continue supporting me! Keep boosting!!! Donate here!!! I do need help with money for my testosterone and medication!

[mayadile]

Please help boost we need food 🙏

[energyprison]

The ancient sumerians had everything they needed to make an addams family pinball machine and yet they didnt

[grox]

[sacred-portal]

[spiralstaircased]

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

[lucien-calore]

"patron saint" stop using catholic figures in a blasphemous way! it's disrespectful to catholics.

[spiralstaircased]

youve made me very happy by saying this

[lucien-calore]

you...enjoy being disrespectful to catholics?

[spiralstaircased]

[shiftythrifting]

[geddyqueer]

It Could Happen To You: mediocre tv show with baffling politics has really compelling characters in it

[byjove]

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

[autizmogenderia]

what the fuck why would anyone call it that

[esoanem]

[amygdalae]

peoplpe are always saying very online things to me

[amygdalae]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

the other day i was telling my partner about my new coworkers and the spirit moved me to start inserting characters from Piano Man

[gomjabbar]

i want the ability to instill disparate concepts onto animals (the concept of houses, warts, midnight, etc) and like spend an afternoon throwing one concept at a time into a boar's brain and see how long it would take before you see the boar become visibly distressed as it starts connecting ideas together but has nothing to do with them

[gomjabbar]

boar has learned about the concept of alimony at 2:39pm. boar understands alimony is connected to marriage (learned at 12:02pm) but doesn't know what divorce is yet. boar has conceived of the idea of truffles (knowledge intrinsic) being divested from him as a result of alimony but doesn't know how to anticipate or avoid it. boar has begun loudly grunting and tamping its hooves.

[protestantcrona]

I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that

[notpoppunk]

i just feel at home on this website