well this is unfortunate

.....but hey it is what it is

[shotgunnate]

yeah the new ryan bergara movie was really good, dunno what all them ants got to do with it though

[sadhaa]

i love that the Witcher fandom is gonna do the thing with Jaskier that the SPN fandom did with Cas. like they are gonna get their boi back or they’ll stop watching the show. Jaskier will become a main whether netflix likes it or not. screw the books, screw canon. Give us

the bard

[sadhaa]

Even though its been a while since the news of Henry Cavill not continuing as the Witcher came out let me just say...

i think my post is a little too true....well the watching only for jaskier but frankly I don’t think most fans will ngl

Also the part where I said “screw the books” did not age well, like at all.

[sadhaa]

Welcome back to cursed Amazon finds

KFC -> Kentucky Fried (Bang)Chan 

[ismellpestilence]

watcher fans have few options:

history nerd who want his corpse to be eaten by wild animals, and seeks out dolls in abandoned buildings the way one does a cat at a party full of strangers

jock who believes in ghosts, thinks hair grows through the skull, and can't stop himself from making shit jokes

stressed foodie who seems normal until he opens his mouth and is always one inconvenience from committing arson

bonus:

nervous gay bartender who didn't have this in his 5 year plan

historical beauty guru who's willing to put ground up bugs on her face just too see what it looks like

[sadhaa]

im fucking ded

[a-hologramgalaxy]

[teafrompari]

you are a dancing queen

[far-from-eden]

ITS OK MARVEL WE JUST WANNA TALK

GIVE US THE COUPLES THERAPY BLOOPERS LIKE YOU DID WITH ZEMO DANCING

[garciamorales]

i’m leaving now

WAAAAAA THIS IS ILLEGAL LOOK AT HIS FACE HE'S SO ADORABLE HELP! I JUST WANNA PROTECT HIM!!!

[infinitysynths]

and they were dating

[elliestormfound]

Idiots to lovers implies that they stop being idiots when they finally get together, but that is just not true, they will always be idiots

[kheru-post-randoms]

Idiots (pining) to idiots (dating)

[greyduckgreygoose]

i talk p big shit for someone who has to sing the entire alphabet song to herself in order to figure out whether ‘r’ goes after ‘p’

[missreinarabbit]

[darkverrmin]

Jaskier: Big grumpy Witcher. Needs affection.

Geralt: Go away.

Jaskier: Needs someone cute.

Geralt: No.

Jaskier: I'm cute.

Geralt: Bard.

Jaskier: Needs to be loved and cherished. Kissed and cuddled. Witcher needs to be reminded he is cute.

Geralt: ...*softly* fuck

[the-pandora-jar]

Any minor inconvenience in my life: happens

Me and my sensitive ass:

[flythesail]

Brainstorming for your wip:

[toiletpapercurrency]

Reblog if you've ever read a fic that was better than published books