Plain Pasta With Mayonaise.

[juneboba]

6_29jk’s original | behind the scenes | translated

[kuueater]

[roseverdict]

Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even care.”

Deep voice clip: “COME.”

Dude: *starts laughing* “Thanks-”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *laughs harder*

DVC: “COME. COME.”

Dude: *laughs even harder* “Only one of you had to do it for it, for it-!”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *squeak-laughs* “Thanks, ‘preciate it.” *chuckles a bit more*

A soundbyte of Kirby’s victory dance plays in response to the superchat.

Dude: “Hoo, fuck.”

The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: “Come.”

Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*

[catchymemes]

[bleuskais]

Gokushufudou / The Way of the Househusband episode 2

Subs by Blitz Fansub

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THIS IS WHAT LIVE ACTION ADAPTIONS SHOULD BE

[triptihosmrti]

[triptihosmrti]

broken tornado siren

[mhalachai]

official anthem of 2020

[spookypineflair]

I’ve heard this before, but I still take psychic damage every time I hear it

[spookypineflair]

Not to double reblog, but this would be an interesting application to nuclear semiotics. If this sound could be preserved and serve as a proximity alarm for places that aren’t meant to be disturbed, how well would that work?

[insufferable-catboy-deactivated]

I mean I absolutely wouldn’t go near any weird structures just blaring this.

[pinkatron]

This is not a broken tornado sirin. This is a full on tornado warning sirin. The pattern is called an alternating wail. It has begun to be utilized for Two reaons. One, the normal key up sirin holds a note, and backs off slowly. If you are headphoned or doing loud work it can be hard to hear. Two, hollywood has desensitised us to the origanal sirin. It is offputting and loud, but does not create the sense of urgency needed durring an emergency.

the alternating wail was designed with a spin up and spin down, and half octive jumps timed diffrently then the patern of the primary wail. It is just off enough that it instantly makes you feel unease and danger.

Which is what its designed to warn about!

[azulaphales-deactivated20241103]

This song slaps

[kivcraft]

[zagreuses-toast]

modern day who’s on second

[official-lucifers-child]

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

[hashtagloveloses]

this teen is writing an entire avatar the last airbender musical on tiktok and we need to support everything she does!! screw the live action we only stan katherine in this house!!

here’s her song for katara: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJMgkQPv/

here’s her song for azula: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJMgX68X/

here’s her song In the Clouds, which is out on Spotify and Apple Music and which she really needs the streams bc she just bought a new computer to make this fan musical!

and if you can, support her on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/katherinelynnrose

[drownyouranxietyinit]

HOLY CRAP!!! I just listened to the Azula song on loop for like 10 minutes. These are so good. I think I’ll get a tiktok and follow just her.

[magicalsenpai]

Visit Original Link

[tinyglitch-deactivated20160926]

Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.

(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)

Oh

My

God

[thegeekmaster]

HOLY SHIT

[wildlyoversalted-deactivated201]

i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.

[lanternlighting]

Excuse me, I have to go embark on a quest. I don’t know to what end but I have a ferocious need to be a badass. 

[native-yep]

How come I never heard this before? Holy hell.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[garbage-empress]

why did you tag this as #milf monday

[vaporize-employers]

btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold. 

many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit. 

like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people 

[khattikeri]

does that include bread

[vaporize-employers]

yes

[vaporize-employers]

[doomgeneration1995]

Here’s the USDA mold chart

[thehugwizard]

VERY IMPORTANT INFO FRIENDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[numahachi]

[numahachi]

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[georgieharrisons]

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

[wickedwitch-of-the-left]

all you’ve done is convince me that michael collins was one of the funniest men alive tbh

[imploder]

Michael Collins deserves so much for being forgotten

[azzandra]

Fic idea I was struck with the other day and keep thinking about: a Vulcan adopts a cat.

[azzandra]

Still thinking about this, even though I’m not writing the fic!

This Vulcan, I’m calling her T’Pen, goes to a shelter and gets a cat, and the shelter employees are like, a bit weirded out? But obviously they’re going to give her a cat, I mean, she’s a Vulcan, she’s Super Responsible, she takes all the pamphlets and listens attentively to all the advice the shelter employees give her, even though it is obvious she researched a lot on her own.

Then T’Pen asks the shelter folks what she should name the cat and runs into That Thing Humans Do Where They Confound a Vulcan With Their Weird Ways

Shelter Employee 1: oh, you can name a cat anything! That’s what’s great! People names, common nouns, whole phrases.

Shelter Employee 2: yeah, nothing sounds weird on a cat. Everything from Chad to Cupboard is fair game.

SE 1: yeah, I mean, you can’t call a dog Chad, that would be weird

SE 2: I wouldn’t fuckin’ trust anyone who named their dog Chad

SE 1: oh word

T’Pen:….

T’Pen: ….fascinating.

[azzandra]

Later, in the interest of furthering her anthropological study of Earth, T’Pen has a houseparty and she invites her coworkers, many of whom are human, but others which are aliens, and are fascinated by T’Pen’s cat

Vulcan Co-worker: T’Pen, what have you named this small Earth feline?

T’Pen: I have named him Marmalade.

Vucan co-worker: Is that not the name of a type of Terran fruit preserve? I do not understand the logic behind this choice.

T’Pen: the logic is self-evident to a human.

Human Co-worker: T’Pen, omg, you have a cat! What’s his name?

T’Pen: thank you for your inquiry. His name is Marmalade

Human Co-worker: oooh! yeah, that makes sense, because he’s orange and sweet! lmao, great name

Vulcan Co-worker: …

Vulcan Co-worker: ….fascinating

[bartfargo]

Human: So, how’s Marmalade?

T’Pen: He has the peculiar habit of walking on my workstation.

Human: Aggravating, isn’t it?

T’Pen: We Vulcans do not feel human emotions. However, I would prefer it if Marmalade stayed off my workstation, particularly when I am working.

Human: Get a box.

T’Pen: Murdering Marmalade seems an overreaction.

Human: No, you need a box with interior dimensions approximately the same as Marmalade’s body, and set it on the floor next to your workstation. Marmalade will sit in the box.

T’Pen: Why do you believe that this will work for Marmalade?

Human: We don’t know. It’s just something cats do. If he fits, he sits.

T’Pen: … Fascinating.

[bartfargo]

Vulcan Commander: T’Pen, you are posting videos of your cat. Explain.

T’pen: My colleagues are amused and entertained by Marmalade’s interactions with his environment. I am amused and entertained by their reactions as reflected in the comments.

Vulcan Commander (reading): “U haz done me a startle”?

T’Pen: Some of them like to verbalize what they believe are Marmalade’s thought processes. He is a cat, so they imagine that he does not grasp human spelling and grammar.

Vulcan Commander: … Fascinating. As you were. (signs off)

T’Pen (returning to her meal): Now I can haz lunch.

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

I need more people to write more bits of this.

[gussiegazelle]

The Vulcans going “…Fascinating” is hilarious for some reason.

[azzandra]

It’s hilarious because it’s the closest they can get to saying “what the fuck”.

[composerinprogress]

Hey now, you’re an all star

listen to what I orchestrated

SoundCloud

[architectofimagination]

THIS IS FUKING AMAZING WHY CANT I SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE I WANNA SHOW IT TO EVERYONE. LITERAL GOOSEBUMPS

[eltrolodecadadia]

[zekthesans]

composer IN progress????

NO, YOU ARE READY FOR THE WORLD. IN FACT, THE WORLD IS NOT READY FOR YOU

[storm-is-cool]

this is real talent

[agentfrostbite]

This is oddly stirring and inspiring and we stand and applaud you, dear composer, for maming a MASTERPIECE

[mxnrique]

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

[proto-homo]

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

[isanimalcrossingswitchoutyet]

A fantastic guide for moving out villagers by yuecrossing on Twitter! (Big fan here, if you couldn’t tell yet. Seriously, check them out!)

EDIT: it seems the “last villager to move in can’t move out” is no longer true, as numerous people have reported here (and on reddit) that it’s been happening to them lately!

[charlesoberonn]

I’m gonna post some memes for a fandom that doesn’t exist

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

I consider this a success. 

[fefeman]

Don’t @ me if you think Tatyus was morally justified. He’s problematic and if you don’t think otherwise you probably support parental abandonment and Eugenisism!

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[doldrum]

Hot Take maybe but

[charlesoberonn]

[eilinknight]

[mercutiodidntdieforthis]

I’m jumping in with some hot takes (Mozenta stans don’t come for me, I just think that some others deserve screen time SMH-)

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

In a way, they already are a real thing.

[that-one-empty-skull]

I’m just going to drop some memes I’ve been saving. Since season 5 aired I got very exhausted with the whole fandom so I didn’t post any of them.

Also Beligrad deserves more love you guys.

[charlesoberonn]

Mmmm… does it now?

[spookietart]

WHO WANTS SOME MOZENTA FAN ART

[charlesoberonn]

[gallusrostromegalus]

My favorite character(s?) are the identical-looking bookeepers in the First Empire, the Temple of the Spider-God, the Archoknights, the Xenurian Order, the Court of The Faeries, and the Eighteenth Kingdom.  Is this a “There are 76 Nurse Joys” situation, or is there One Immortal, Chronically Exhausted Accountant trying to keep this hot mess of a continent financially solvent?

[worddevourer]

…

Okay, so I had to go back to the first season for this, but we do literally see the bookkeeper get dragged away during the siege of Urvhill, by Spine soldiers.  It’s honestly really plausible that the Spine was selling accountant clones to whoever needed them…

(Also, y’all are sleeping on Era 2.  Agatriss getting elected was legitimately inspiring)