[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[atl-definedbody]

Just doing what i was told

[trapcard]

this is SO funny

[gingerglides]

The idea that, if Eleven and Matilda ever met they would be enemies or fight is totally ludicrous. Matilda would take one look in Eleven’s lost, angry eyes, and take her in. She’d be patient and thorough, teaching her new words every day, and they would share chocolates and roller skate and have regular kid fun. Matilda would show her board games but Eleven would insist on cards. They’d both cheat and see who was better at getting away with it. Eleven would teach Matilda how to move larger objects with her powers and be utterly fucking thrilled by the story of revenge on Ms. Trunchbull.

They would be thick as thieves and no one can convince me otherwise.

[gayingmantis]

[foreverhelives-deactivated20170]

“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”

[my--darling--dear]

IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE

[weavemama]

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

[trip-usingizi-rp-blog]

This shit is wild.

[goodshinyhunter]

There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.

After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.

Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.

Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.

How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.

You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.

[galaxy-manticore]

Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

[magic-owl]

I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

[shit-editor]

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.

[thewickedwilds]

Sorry, what year is this again??

[baturaylarinsonvarisi]

[alexander]

help

[wwinterweb]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WE DO NOT DESERVE DOGS

[ruinedchildhood]

[theweirdwideweb]

[bob-belcher]

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[nyledimarco]

When you are Deaf and you try to listen to music but it is weather news…. :( 

[peppapigvevo]

This is so CUTE they’re so cute I’m mad

[sagittariusnotalibra]

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

[babyanimalgifs]

[gentle-fluidity]

He’s so cute omg

[softheartedshape]

he says thank you every time and it makes me feel so good

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

Is that the “a bad man did it” baby?

[ghostiezak]

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[khloek]

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[lilgivenchyprincess]

Remarkable

[idontusethisblogthanks-deactiva]

im kim

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I’m Kim’s nose whistling

[sadhunty]

i’m the blackberry keyboard clicking