lance a lot

sah/lance any pronouns

[russianblush]

#ilya baby get behind me

[russianblush]

HEY HELLO JUST GIVE ME THE GUN INSTEAD

(sorry @joyousmistake these tags killed me)

[shamebats]

[mugwomps]

He is absolutely copying you, and cuddling, and doing the slow close of eyes that is a cat kiss! #this is one very happy cat #i hope the two of you have many years of harmony and happiness

[cricketcat9]

Perfect harmony

[dgeometric]

Every other site's algorithm: Here is an endless stream of content we have decided you might like. If you slip and forget to bookmark something, you will likely never encounter it again.

Tumblr's algorithm: Here is one post we have decided you WILL like. We are going to keep bringing it up, forever.

[rxborne]

[lesbianrozanov]

toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.

[rabbittush]

He’s had a rough day…

[flunkett]

all i do anymore is display symptoms

[cardo-de-comer]

finished that old sketch I had lying around, so glad to draw them all together <3

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

Ilya and Shane’s son brings a girl home and Ilya makes a big production of pretending to be incensed that that his son is straight. (“I told you we never should’ve let him be around Hayden!”) Shane keeps whacking him in the arm telling him to knock it off but can’t help laughing. Their son is just rolling his eyes and apologizing to his girlfriend who is finding it all hysterical. She then tells them she’s actually bi and Ilya gives her a big dramatic hug. “Finally he brings a nice girl home!”

[shanerozy]

"I guess I'll see you next season." HEATED RIVALRY - 1x01 "Rookies"

[chubby-cry-baby]

shane and ilya creating a joint bank account and making the excuse it’s for the irina foundation (there is a completely different non profit account for that) but they’re soooooo giddy about a joint bank account that they both have access to… i think shane would use it for “shared” expenses like groceries and ilya would use it for mcdonald’s so shane can see that on the statement and get annoyed.

[rainbowgaez]

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

[doe-liketheanimal]

Wyatt and Luca are sitting together in the team bus. Luca is smiling and blushing at his phone. Wyatt, thinking he's texting a boy, tries to see the screen to make fun of him.

Luca is not texting a boy. He's reading a fanfic on ao3. Wyatt becomes invested and starts reading too.

Oh God.

Luca's reading a SuperBat Hockey!AU fanfic Wyatt wrote years ago.

[stuckinapril]

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

[dramatic-dolphin]

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

[dramatic-dolphin]

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

[transmasc-wizard]

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[krakenartificer]

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[darkstarknight03]

The concept of Shane being in voyageurs superhell post outing and meanwhile in every press interview the other centaurs will NOT refer to Ilya as anything other than Shane Hollander’s Boyfriend.

“Yeah, Shane Hollander’s boyfriend scored that nasty goal in the third, tying up the game, really brought the energy back in—”

“There’s a lot of good chemistry on the ice — playing on the first line with Hollander’s boyfriend and Barrett is some of the best hockey I’ve ever played.”

“Yeah, the team is really pulling together for playoffs. When you’ve got an all-star like Shane Hollander’s fiancé as captain, he really makes you believe in yourselves. What? Oh, yeah, apparently he’s been holding that out on us since January. They still call each other boyfriends, though — I think cap has a grudge against the French language.”

The league keeps telling them to stop and Harris KNOWS that but also their engagement numbers have never been so high and it’s definitely not just because they’re going to playoffs…

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[shanehollandered]

shane, face down ass up panting and moaning, telling ilya to fuck him harder because “wanna still feel you inside me tomorrow when i beat your ass”, and that proves to be a challenge for ilya because that turns him on so much he almost blacks out and blows his load on the spot