[Writing and Art Blog]

[flowerinaflame]

Ain’t nothing wrong with eating some bread dipped in olive oil, balsamic vinegar and various herbs

[brydeswhale]

I have celiac disease.

[samtaur96]

Mood

[samtaur96]

Alright, might as well hop on this bandwagon! New to Final Fantasy XIV. I’ll hopefully be on at 6pm cst, I need some advice!! I don’t even know which server to choose or how to get cute outfits... any help would be great!

[angels-twice-descending]

sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)

[fish-food-s]

WHAT THE ACCTUAL FUCK WHY

[sarcastic-anxious]

FUCK YOU

[becomingeclectic]

Day 281: The internet hurt me again

[falling-rivers]

Excuse you?

[samtaur96]

Well...

Fuck.

[samtaur96]

Critical Role Ep. 39

This might be an over-the-top theory.... but I rewatched Ep. 39 just now and it mentions that the Cerberus guys were using both Arcane and Divine magic sources on the dodecahedron. A thought popped into my head: what if Jester’s Traveler was a divine source for them?

I mean sure, technically the Traveler is not a recognized god but I don’t think the Cerberus guys would be ignorant of a lesser God’s existence. Plus I don’t know about y’all but when I hear “Traveler” I think of a “Time Traveler”.

Just a thought that I’m now going to agonize over.

[samtaur96]

OMG You Guys!!

Do you think that (besides Laura’s intense pregnancy hormones) the reason why Jester’s character would like Fjord is because he comes from the sea? Do you think that because her father supposedly left for the sea that she just thinks that that’s where handsome men come from?

[samtaur96]

Caleb? Is that you?

[screenshot taken from Pinterest]

[samtaur96]

Caduceus distracting Beau so he could cast Cure.

[samtaur96]

Midstream doodle: Adventure Time Yasha!

Poor quality right now but I’ll clean it up and repost later this week!

[samtaur96]

“It’s a Cloak not a Cape, Darling.”

Finally finished my WIP of Nott! First time doing heavy line work and shading, any thoughts or advice?

[samtaur96]

Mid-stream WIP post of the Goblin Queen!!

[samtaur96]

Caleb’s Theme Song

Is Bohemian Rhapsody.

Thoughts?

[weatheredlaw]

i taught swim lessons and preschool, do y’all wanna hear the most ridiculous white kid names i’ve ever seen?

[weatheredlaw]

i’ve met at least a dozen children named some form of “jackson” but the best ones were “jaxon” and “jakson” 

a parent who i really liked named her son “jaycob” because she was worried people wouldn’t pronounce it correctly. when someone accidentally spelled it “jacob” she would loudly and obnoxiously ask “WHO’S JAH-KOBE?” 

two siblings named “thor” and “tiara”

i once had a classroom with four girls named “brooklyn”

if you sent me a list of popular boy names, i could guarantee i’ve met every single one of them

twin girls named paisley and brinley

a girl named reader

a boy named rocko

keighleey

kayde

kolten

if it can start with a “k” instead of a “c” i have met that child

brittalynn 

i taught a swim class with three girls named “london” but only one of them was spelled “lundon” and i know my boss did that to me on purpose

a couple named all their kids after places in arizona: tatum, payson, and hayden

and speaking of hayden, i’ve seen: haydon, heighden, and heydon 

according to some white people, there are sixteen different ways to spell mckenzie

lakelyn, blakelynn 

[a-daks]

this is white culture

[spamsterlady]

I had a student named Branch.

[curlicuecal]

I once had pair of siblings named Hunter and Tanner. I really wanted them to have a sister named Fawn.

I had a Clark and Ophelia that were a bit unusual in the naming department.

And I had every single imaginable version of a girl’s name staring with “Mad-“ and every single imaginable version of a boy’s name ending in “-aden”

[ceekari]

Mom’s a teacher. So far her best/worst white kid names:

“Damion with a Y” according to the parent. Daymion? Damyon? Nope. Damiony. The Y is silent, said parent

A girl named Free. Maybe not that bad on its own, but the girl’s last name was Love

A boy named Calup because his mom couldn’t spell Caleb

[curlicuecal]

the y is silenty

[itmakesyousorry]

saw a white lady who had a poodle named Leigheaux (Leo…)

[sybbi]

Someone named their daughter Typhani (Tiffany)

[julebug123]

My mom helps run a daycare and literally all of the kids have names like Braylen and Caiden and Braxton and Jaylen (except when it’s a girl, then the ending is spelled with a Y instead of an E,) and then there’s like 400 Coltons. Every time I hear a name like that I flinch now.

[samtaur96]

I had a student named Beau once.

[samtaur96]

Just finished Talks Machina for C2E31

We’ve all thought about how Jester vandalizing the temple of Bahamut in a way that could be interpreted as a Tiamat worshiper and how bad that would be...

But does anyone think that if she had been caught and convicted of heresy and vandalism, she might’ve been executed by the same kid Caleb used to be?

[kllingboys]

you’ve all heard of golden retriever’s now get ready for 

Golden Shepherd - a mix breed between a German Shepherd and a Golden Retriever 

[paper-mario-wiki]

“Golden Shepard” is a weird way to spell “Perfect Little Boy Who Has Stolen My Heart And Granted Me Peace”

[samtaur96]

If lawful good was a dog

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[legitimatelala]

Bet!

[shencomix]

[witchoncampus]

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost