[fuckhugeoctopus]

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

[lesbeid0u]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[meangirlnurse]

it's me i'm the nurse tossing the conservative babies on the floor

[meangirlnurse]

It's absolutely horrifying . And it's happening.

[meangirlnurse]

[mihai-florescu]

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

[niyarest]

[horreurscopes]

what they don't tell you is that after you turn 30 you have ocasional but powerful bouts of home ownership fever, which is like baby fever but instead of randomly really wanting a baby you go on zillow and look at modest properties you will nonetheless never be able to afford. and then it passes and you're like wtf was that about. yay time for another $6 coffee to stave off the dread

[enki2]

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[rain-droplet]

who turned them german mid tag ?

[dastardlywlw]

how do you know they were transformed midday?

[dostoyevsky-official]

i was also thinking about how sensual the snow was, how suggestive the curves of the snowbanks appeared, their softness

[alterugdalf]

[kosmogrl]

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[aribaran]

no you're staving off the intense existential dread with shitposts.

[aribaran]

so there are not moodboards for book six yet since that one is still being drafted, but i have good news for you about book five:

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[just-another-regular-dude]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]