Dreams Sweet Like Candy

Made this blog just for fun.

[catserotonin]

[cat-spotted]

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[justagiantpotato]

@kittybroker how much for this saucy kitty?

[kittybroker]

It continues to grow! Now seven sauces!

Get the great seven sauces kitty for only $23.57!

[ataraxetta]

DID YOU KNOW that sometimes characters lie. out loud to others and internally to themselves, and it'll happen right there on the page. other times they are just flat out wrong and don't know it. oftentimes they don't ever find that out. a sizable portion of any story is decidedly not cold hard fact.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[rocinantachi]

Accidentally beach episoded!

[writer-who-reads]

Called the shock method and it works

[aceoftickles]

another old tickle art!!$ but I’m more proud of this one

[elliespectacular]

trying to cite a YouTube video but the title keeps changing in order to secure .5% of extra ad revenue

[elliespectacular]

trying to search for a YouTube video but the title was changed in order to ensure less than a percent of extra clicks

[elliespectacular]

trying to show someone a YouTube video but the thumbnail was revised for algorithm appeal so we scroll past it not realizing

[elliespectacular]

trying to enjoy a YouTube video but YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHY I CAN'T 😱

[elliespectacular]

Trying to rewatch a YouTube Video on an interesting topic but I can't tell which one it was since it was just titled "THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING"

[gaygay--astronaut]

Adding these tags from @the-spiciest-of-times because this was genuinely informative and helpful.

[sapphireroses282]

Thanks! This actually was super helpful & informative! ^ ^

(Always kinda figured it had something to do with the algorithm & trying to get more viewers' attention but never knew the full depth or reason.)

[minart-was-taken]

My friends keep making me wanna store their art in my cheek pouch and skitter away

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sucks that all the animals that are as smart as we are don’t have highly developed language centers. I just want to discuss the finer points of philosophy with a parrot.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wanna live in a world where I can yell at a raven to get off my roof and it can tell me to fuck off.

[what-even-is-thiss]

In their language or mine. I’m willing to learn Raven language if it means that I can tell them where the good trash bins are.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I just imagined a raven running a language class pointing at pictures on a PowerPoint with his beak and making squawking noises and a bunch of 19 year old undergrads attempting to squawk back at him.

[appendingfic]

I don't think there's any justification for forcing ravens to learn how to use Powerpoint

[what-even-is-thiss]

Excuse you sharing his language with the youth is his passion in life

[whereserpentswalk]

Also I feel like Ravens would love PowerPoint. They're that type of nerd.

[the-haiku-bot]

Also I feel like

Ravens would love PowerPoint.

They’re that type of nerd.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me: what if there aren’t any gardeners or librarians.

Son: there’s always a librarian. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. And it’s a garden, there has to be someone taking care of it or it isn’t really a garden.

Me:

Me: this was supposed to be lighthearted

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Daughter: don’t trust the secret librarian.

Son: any librarian who hoards a library to themselves is hiding something.

Daughter: /nods seriously/

Me: why are you two talking as if from experience should I be concerned

[skiplo-wave]

The kids are right Jazz

[supreme-leader-stoat]

But what if I want to be the secret librarian?

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me: what if you were the secret librarian?

Son: wouldn’t be a secret library. I have nothing to hide.

Daughter: so not a secret librarian. A good librarian.

Me: you two are on a wavelength I can’t understand

[brawltogethernow]

What a way to find out your kids went on a whole-ass portal fantasy adventure at some point.

[pitbolshevik]

i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day

[pitbolshevik]

one time i was talking to some guy and he was like “haha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?” and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences

[pitbolshevik]

omw to go sit in your pool

[gaymageclub]

this is why kennedy space center had to install fancy outward-curving fences around the launchpad, bc gators climbing over regular fences and getting on the launchpad could be very dangerous

[songsofwaterandnight]

I’d like to think that the “STOP 🛑” sign is also for the gators.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The gators don’t abide by our petty laws. They are…instigators.

[weaselle]

turns out they climb trees too. Like regularly. they tend to do it a lot less once they reach certain sizes, but like several crocodilian species turn out to have a whole development period where they spend a lot of time in trees, and we just never knew that until like 2014 because, understandably, nobody who was studying them thought “i wonder if I should look for a bunch of crocodiles up in the trees”

[frottinq]

new phobia just dropped

[turnipfritters]

haters will see multi-talented queens and develop a phobia

[sapphireroses282]

Ok, genuinely, WTF Florida?!?!? 😰😂

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[sapphireroses282]

I fricken love cats so much! 😂

[punkrock-bottom]

Girl just block me it’s not that serious

[punkrock-bottom]

Everyone say bless you to dunmertitty’s cat right fucking now!!!!!!!

[sapphireroses282]

Bless you sweet kitty!!!

[carboniila]

my critters

[sapphireroses282]

No idea who these capybara-dragon looking things are, but they are ADORABLE so they've earned a reblog! ^_^

[mythica0]

This is the Op’s design of Clay and Sunny from Wings of Fire! Took me a minute to realize because of the more mammalian details but they are really cute!

[sapphireroses282]

Oh cool! ✨

(Never actually heard of that series until now.)

[catgirltitties]

Vancouver Public Library

[temprarytattoos]

I LOVE LIBRARIES!!

My library does “stuffed animal sleepovers” where kids leave their stuffed animals at the library overnight. Then the staff lets teenagers in after-hours to arrange the stuffed animals into fun scenes and take a bunch of pictures for the library’s social media. And then the little kids come back the next day and get to see all the pictures of their stuffed animals reading, playing games, riding around the library on book carts, etc 🥹

[n0isemaker]

That is so exceptionally beautiful and wholesome I actually cried reading that.

[carboniila]

my critters

[sapphireroses282]

No idea who these capybara-dragon looking things are, but they are ADORABLE so they've earned a reblog! ^_^

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

[madlori]

Some random person in a neutral context: Let’s get down to business.

Me: Don’t say it.

My brain:

[the-haiku-bot]

Some random person

in a neutral context: Let’s

get down to business.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[animentality]

This AI art shit is so fucking weird.

[puppyaulait]

For someone who dates nothing I do be dating everything lately