Deep Dark Nothing

Lex / 20 yr old trash / Craptastic artist / Libra / Pansexual / Slytherin / Wampus / Black Mamba / Laurel Wood, Pheonix Core, 12 3/4, Rigid / Empressalex1999 -Neopets

[gahdamnpunk]

An error? Is this even legal??

35 YEARS FOR A NON VIOLENT DRUG OFFENSE

Fuck you, America’s criminal justice system

[otsitsyataka-deactivated2018110]

This is heartbreaking 💔

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

his name is Matthew Charles

[ikariyuiofficial]

Ways you can help:

Donate to the GoFundMe raising money for Matthew’s legal costs.

Sign the Change.org petition asking for clemency (though the efficacy of this is sorely debated)

[flootzavut]

This is awful.

[yellovv]

hey guys, it already worked.

[angsty-warlock]

Wow it’s rare to see posts like this with a happy ending.

[instantkarma83]

There have legit been murder sentences with half the time to serve. Good for him!

[lovelunarchron]

[lightofevolution]

And imagine the reviews printed on the back cover…

“There was only ONE BED!” - The New York Times

“Kudos” - The Guardian

[charlesreeza]

Dead Guy - Roman, c. 300 BCE, terra cotta

Part of a tableau depicting a battle between the Greeks and the Amazons.  Photo by Charles Reeza at the Museum of Art and History, Geneva.

[joylessmarxist]

He was so thick he fucking died

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[transgang-deactivated20201105]

people apparently think rubber bullets aren't dangerous or something. they're bullets with a thin rubber coating, they're generally not, as some seem to believe, bullets made from rubber. they've got the capacity to seriously injure and kill. there is nothing nonviolent or lenient about rubber bullets.

[kymeira]

Evidence for anyone doubting this: a photographer in Minneapolis is now blind in one eye from a suspected rubber bullet.

[gaycism]

they aim at your eyes on purpose.

[elisamaza]

important addition:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[creepy-like-heaven]

[gaphic]

a himbo must, MUST, be Kind, Beefy, and Stupid. 

only Kind and Beefy? thats just a hunk.

only Beefy and Stupid? thats just a jock. 

only Kind and Stupid? thats just a decent man! 

[agreyeyedgirl]

[kadywicker]

sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

I keep thinking about that text post that’s like “don’t worry Mr. Skywalker. I saw your Chanel boots”

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

This one

[midnight-spectrum-again]

May I recommend punching yourself in the stomach? Your emotions can’t hurt if you hurt yourself more

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

IT WORKED OKAY

[midnight-spectrum-again]

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

The fic hurt too much!!!!

[midnight-spectrum-again]

[i-m-snek]

How can he be both majestic and a huge goof at the same time??

[thebootydiaries]

when he has a rectum piercing 😍

[metoo-3]

[ferretsoftiktok]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

me at the other end of this

[gaiacrossing]

I made my town tune a really long high note to see what would happen and I did not expECT ISABELLE OMG I’M CRY

[aberrantemotion]

She sang at a frequency only she could hear

[dayvan]

yessss queen give us nothing!

[shingojira]

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[ringwaldhaze]

very much so

[clankrnernes]

[argumate]

literally a quote from Marcus Aurelius

[hogcalling]

HAD to go and dig for the quote. “sex is the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus.” marcus was just being reductive, but purrp takes his analysis one step further: he correctly identifies that sex is stupid

[argumate]

how can civilisation be in decline when social media abounds with philosophers greater than Marcus Aurelius

[slightmood]

your shaved arms are lovely m’lady

[thebootydiaries]

dont insult otis like this

[frawgs]

urban outfitters is smoking dick if they think i’m gonna pay 400$ for cum shorts

[weenis]

outfit idea 😳😳

[aflo]

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things-2]

NONONO

[weirdness-is-good]

Just make a DIY version. Don't be a coward.