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Chenry (Charlotte Page x Henry Hart, Henry Danger): Im not leaving you, jinx you owe me a coconut

Zeddison (Zed Necrodopolis x Addison Wells, ZOMBIES): together forever, we're gonna be someday, to the end of the universe, gar garziga forever, love at first punch, favorite zeddison posts

Percabeth (Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase, Percy Jackson and the Olympians): as long as were together

Upstead (Hailey Upton x Jay Halstead, Chicago PD): you and me

Peraltiago (Jake Peralta x Amy Santiago, B99): horny grim reapers, everything’s fine I’m talking to you, lovable and lovable

Victuuri (Viktor Nikiforov X Yuuri Katsuki, Yuri!!! on Ice)

Firstprince (Alex Claremont-Diaz x Prince Henry, RWRB): history, huh

Stellaride (Stella Kidd x Kelly Severide, Chicago Fire) :

Anidala (Anakin Skywalker x Padme Amidala, Star Wars)

[themoonandmyman]

I just had the most vivid vision come to me like the oracle of Delphi and it’s Shane and Hayden going to do that little head bonk except they’re saying goodbye after a dinner and they’re decidedly not at the rink or wearing helmets and both of them are a second too late curbing their natural reflexes and just straight up bonk each other really hard on the noggin and both go ‘ow fuck ow’. Ilya is watching from the car lovingly wondering if Hayden’s idiocy is infectious.

[clytemnestraaa]

one of my big headcanons is that shane can watch literally any horrific disgusting movie and not react at all no matter what happens onscreen because “well it’s not real, ilya” and then ilya is like screaming crying throwing up the entire time

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[asjreadsxx]

The lighting, the sweat, the chain, the inner monologue, gawd I’m drooling.

[boitterfly]

[hrgifs]

"Never in life have I blushed. Russians do not do this."

[rylandsgrace]

A pretty convincing one.

[ottawacentaurshq]

heated rivalry gif meme

↳  [1/6] outfits

[holllanov]

hollanov + walls

[feminist-space]

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[baddywronglegs]

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

[firstprinced]

his 🤏 little face (pt 2: ep5)

[firstprinced]

his 🤏 little face (pt 1: eps 1-4)

[lexicanons]

AU where Shane is still a hockey player, but Ilya is the stylist that Shane hires prior to the Tampa all star game. Shane tells Rose about how he wants to present himself better and not always look like he’s just left the gym, and she says she’ll put him in touch with her stylist, Ilya Rozanov. She warns that Ilya is in crazy demand, and he may not have time. Shane looks him up and sees that he’s a top celebrity stylist. He’s also hot as fuck so Shane is really hoping Ilya takes him on as a client.

Ilya jumps at the opportunity because he’s been crushing on Shane for a while. He thought he might get the opportunity to meet Shane through Rose but they broke up. Now, he has a chance to not only meet Shane but seduce him because he’s single. Ilya isn’t even sure if Shane was into men, but he was going to find out.

Ilya finds out very quickly that Shane is into men when they’re trying on clothes at Shane’s apartment. Ilya moves onto his knees. He’s adjusting Shane’s pants, checking the fit, when Shane suddenly gets hard. The fit of the pants makes his boner very visible. Shane starts to apologize but Ilya says he can take care of it, and the two spend the rest of the day fucking all over Shane’s apartment. A few weeks later, Ilya is sitting in the crowd at the all star game between Rose and Svetlana. Rose leans over and tells Ilya that she never got a thank you and Ilya just tells her to fuck off.

[sluttywilliams]

this is real though, right?

[kosmogrl]

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

[scartafacci]