flies headfirst into your window

-Lottie -She/Her -Bat -24

[eyepine]

behold. lord foog the 2st in plushie form

[c-53]

Please take my white ass to anor londo

[shadowysiren]

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

[c-53]

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

[dogpuppy]

[sourcreammachine]

the engineers designing the tesla truck

[vivi266-archive-deactivated2024]

[vivi266-archive-deactivated2024]

[tomfoolerytotality]

Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring

It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song

[stevishabitat]

[tourdion]

classic post rant quora phrase

[gumi-megpoidd]

make that canon white girl non-white!

[gumi-megpoidd]

make that canon skinny girl fat!

[gumi-megpoidd]

PLEASE KEEP THE SECOND PART

[gumi-megpoidd]

you two are right. MAKE THAT CANON GUY A GIRL!!!!

[gumi-megpoidd]

THIS IS NOT!!!! ABOUT!!!!! GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blasesaint]

[realshy]

celebrate women's wins

[foxgirlinfohazard]

happy friday :3

FOXGIRL BLAST!!!!!!!

[omnybus]

oh okay

[markadoo]

the famous "nonthreatening feminist boy" photograph from 2013 was made entirely practically. The "mirror" effect, which would now be trivial to produce in any photo editor, was achieved by filling the room face-deep with mercury and shackling him to the floor so he didn't float to the surface

[memorycycle]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[anphivenas]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[twizzta-old]

[anphivenas]

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

[memorycycle]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[flipchild]

[memorycycle]

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

[flipchild]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

really? you don’t say

[depsidase]

[that-stone-butch]

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

[elfwreck]

[pangur-and-grim]

I like when he puts himself on a shelf and becomes an item

[pangur-and-grim]

[rui-cifer]

also princess saw fish but that's for princess to remember

[ashenmind]

princess sawfish

[rui-cifer]

that's right!

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]