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Rachel//18//5'7" (Check out my tagged/me) Indiana, USA EQUALITY/ HUMOR BLOG I like to think that I'm funny If you follow me I'll give you free food (Not really it's all mine and you better back the fukc off)

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

[sexycraisinthanos]

why is this so funny

[foulserpent]

why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now”

[foulserpent]

catch me bouncing down the ruined streets through the rubble and flames like

[foulserpent]

help i have become wedged in rubble will someone give me a push? 

[interrogationspecialist]

[foulserpent]

YOU FOOL

[foulserpent]

shout out to the people who occasionally find and reblog this Superior version of the post

[browsedankmemes]

[colehersch]

[greyhorsephoto]

[unclefather]

I have been fooled

[birch-the-fish-crow]

I like how the horses ears are now in an ‘anger’ position.

[catceleste]

my strangest legacy - in high school, for one reason or another (I can’t remember) my friends and I wrote “34 days until March 2nd” on the whiteboard in the drama classroom. It was completely arbitrary but we kept it it up, “30 days until March 2nd”  ”23 days until March 2nd” etc. It spread around enough that the entire school is buzzing about what is going to happen on March 2nd. We figure we should think of something and decide to bring in cake. There were about 13 of us in total committed to bringing a cake. On March 2nd, during 3rd period lunch we all entered the cafeteria in a line (the parade of the cakes) and laid them out—a grand cake buffet for everyone in that lunch period. We did it the next year. And after we graduated it kept going.

This past March 2nd was the 9th year they’ve done it. It’s become a school sponsored event. There are t-shirts for this thing every year. March 2nd is cake day. I am a god. 

[bitchycode]

Why being scared of the new IT movie when I’ve been dating clowns my whole life

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[with-practice]

[nowhites]

work harder

[angelbabyspice]

damn she need a fill in

[antiandrogen]

why she only got four fingers

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Jesus Christ

[gayjigglypuff]

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

[howmanyarms-deactivated20131217]

this made my day its so adorable

[wild-west-wind]

This reminds me of one of my favorite conservation stories!!

When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a result would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit:

[henlolizer]

[correct-vampire-opinions]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I was going to make a post complaining about this pretentious dude in my Buddhist philosophy class but then I remembered I was also in a Buddhist philosophy class

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

“I was in a manga store buying pocky when this WEEABOO walked in…”

[butch-king-frankenstein]

[mjalti]

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

[teaboot]

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

[teaboot]

I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels

[springtwerp]

I fucking love the indie games industry

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

[we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco]

[thecutespook]

Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[thatscreamingrat]

when i wrote this i thought it was fucking hilarious