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EXPECTATIONS
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Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Ever since I got a job as a security guard I can’t take heist movies seriously anymore.
Why is that?
Accurate heist movie: The Team is sneaking into a high security facility. An alarm is triggered, they freeze, prepared to knock out whoever responds to the alarm. It takes 40 minutes for someone to respond. When they finally do show up, they shuffle along, annoyed, arms full of 16 bags of pretzels for some reason, and reset the alarm without bothering to check their surroundings. They report that the alarm went off in error. Security control starts a fight about the correct designation of the door. The guard announces that they’re leaving the alarm key in the alarm because it’s always going off for no reason. No one challenges them on this. They shuffle away, leaving an alarm key and several bags of pretzels behind.
The Team knocks out a security guard and steals their radio. The team mimic can perfectly replicate the knocked out guard’s voice. They get caught because they pronounced the name of the company correctly.
The Team disables an alarm. The only way to do this is to rip it out of the wall and disassemble it until it physically can’t make noise anymore. This very loud process is clearly heard by the posted security guard nearby, who rolls their eyes and text their supervisor that the logistics contractors are fooling with the alarms again.
The Team breaks into the facility at night. There they meet a single security guard who is chanting potential names for NPCs in their DnD campaign out loud while they do their patrols. They encounter a fire extinguisher. They pause in their chanting to check that it is properly charged and to apply a sticker that reads, “Anal use only”. This guy is disgustingly good at their job. There’s no way around it, they’re going to catch you. And you’re going to have to deal with the fact that you’ve been had by someone who has a supply of stickers that say “Anal use only” and who unironically wanted to name their NPC shopkeep Mammogrammus.
The Team attempts to bribe a security guard. This is its own post but know there’s no way in hell that would work.
The Team breaks into the high security room and disables all the alarms. Security control sends several guards to investigate why there are no alarms going off.
The Team attempts to break into the high security room but can’t because it’s randomly decided not to let anyone at all in today.
The Team steals a keycard with “””””unlimited””””” access to the facility and gets caught because the computer system that manages keycards randomly revokes access for no reason.
The Team walks past a security guard in broad daylight wearing T-shirts that say, “We are here to rob you”. The security guard does nothing, having seen several people in logistics wearing that exact shirt two days prior.
The Team abandons their high-tech high-concept plans and pull up to the front door in a battered van. Wearing blue jumpsuits or work clothes, they trudge into the lobby carrying bundles of cable and tools, and in a show of class solidarity the security guard just unlocks everything.
A story I once heard from a guy who specialised in security testing for IT. They had been hired to test out the security of the company, and one of the things they were testing was whether they could physically get secure data out of the building.
The guy walked in with a trolley with a wobbly wheel, loaded half a dozen computers onto the trolley so that they were unstable, and walked up to the main security door. At which point, the trolley wobbled and there was an avalanche of computers. The security guard helped him load the computers back onto the trolley and then held the door open for him as he walked out with six computers loaded with company secrets.
when the persona you made eats you; when the performance youve been putting on eats you; when the name they gave you eats you; when the image people made of you eats you; when the role you were assigned eats you; when the you that other people see or even made for you or you made for them takes over the you that you know and eats you alive.
what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this
Whereas the reality is far more like
Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko
One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.
for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint
look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."
it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol
yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then
it only happens with the simpsons
this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.
it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?
Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything
Thank you, Black people in fandom spaces. Thank you, Black creators and Black lurkers. Thank you Black artists, Black writers. Thank you, Black bloggers, Black influencers. Shoutout to those Black characters, both canon and original. Thank you, Black people, both queer and cishet.
Your perspectives matter. Your representation matters. You are not bothersome for demanding equal treatment in fandom. It is not your responsibility to make fandom more welcoming and inclusive to you. It is not your sole responsibility to create all of the Black-centered content. You are not "ruining" anyone's fun for demanding better for yourself, and anyone who says otherwise can go fuck themselves. Any fandom worth being a part of should have no room for racism in it.
Black people in fandom, you are wanted. You are needed. You are loved and appreciated. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
And since they don't get told it near enough, thank you, Black women especially!!!
You are not "ruining" anyone's fun for demanding better for yourself, and anyone who says otherwise can go fuck themselves. Any fandom worth being a part of should have no room for racism in it.
The Timeless Trilogy
im happy they worked it out
I need updates on this
are they still bffs?
i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you
He’s right.
[ID: manga panel of Laios Touden from Dungeon Meshi yelling “We’ve been eating three square meals a day and getting plenty of sleep…” “And that makes us more serious about this than you are!!” /End ID]
Maybe -- just MAYBE -- don't spit on other characters and ships and works when the artist you congratulate and reblog from also draws those?
FANDOM ETIQUETTE NEEDS A RETURN SOOOO STRONGLY
the stars on the american flag are actually asterisks for all the restrictions on the freedom it boasts
12 year old post comes back yearly like clockwork or perhaps a calendar
when she does anything to it at all
Audreyyyyy 😭 💕💕💕
Here’s a picture OP posted of Audrey!
maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock
more pyaari everyone say hi to pyaari
This cat puts up with so much
Hey, uh, Vampire the Masqureade fans? I'm trying to do a write up of a realistic takeover plan for Purpee for Dimension 20's VtM season and I don't know your game very well. And the wikis are very confusing with a lot of links.
Could someone give me a quick run down of how many positions (prince, primogens, etc) there are in a city's Camarilla court and how many clans/types/subclasses??? of vampire there are (I know nosferatu and ...ventrue?) that would be expected to have a primogen in a city.
pls help i'm very smol and lost.
Hello! Allow me to help with your questions.
First, I'll quickly cover the Camarilla structure.
At the VERY top, there are the Inner Circle and the Justicars, who determine the laws that they want all of Kindred around the world to obey. If a Prince fucks up, it's the Justicars who will punish them by sending agents called Archons. I don't know where the Justicars are based, so don't worry too much about them. In most VtM games, they never come up.
Each city run by the Camerilla has a Prince. (A Prince can be any gender, and may choose to go by another title such as "Sovereign." Most of the time, they go by Prince though, even if they are female or NB.) In order to claim a city as theirs, a Prince declares what's known as Praxis, which summarizes the Prince's "right" to hold power over the city.
Under the Prince is the Primogen Council, which is made up of one member of each clan in the city. The Primogen is often (but not always) the oldest and most powerful member of that clan in the city, and represents the entire clan in court meetings. The Prince may also seek advice from their Primogen Council. Occasionally, an individual Primogen will have a second in command known as the Clan Whip. If a clan has only a very small population in a city, (like, less than 10 maybe) the Prince might not bother with having them be represented by a Primogen. I'd expect that, despite probably only having one, MAYBE 2 members of their clans in Purpee, City Council of Darkness will probably have them all be the Primogens for their clans anyways for the lols.
The Seneschal is the personal advisor to the Prince, the Prince's second in command, and acts as the Prince when the Prince is unavailable.
The Sheriff is the one who hunts down Kindred rule breakers and punishes them according to the Prince's orders, including preforming executions. Sometimes the Sheriff has deputies, known as Scourges or Hounds.
The Herald is the messenger for the Prince, who makes sure the Prince's messages reach the ears and/or eyes of all the Kindred in the city. They also often collect (and spread) gossip. Sometimes they're called Harpies. (Especially if the Herald is female.)
The Keeper of Elysium is the city's Kindred events coordinator, and makes sure everyone obeys the rules of Kindred gatherings. In particular, it's usually forbidden for Kindred to use disciplines at Elysium, because they don't want to risk triggering their Beasts into frenzy and possible murder and/or Masquerade violations.
The Shadow is a formal advisor assigned by the Prince to watch over a coterie of young vampires to help shepherd them, teach them Kindred ways, and act as a go-between for the coterie and the Council.
And now a quick rundown of the clans! There are 14 of them in Vampire the Masquerade 5th edition. I'll do them in alphabetical order. You should *definitely* do more reading on these yourself, because each clan has it's favored disciplines, and it's own clan banes, etc. There's a LOT more to them than what I've written here!
Banu Haqim - Known for their passion for justice and upholding their very strict moral codes.
Brujah - Rebels who usually oppose authority. It is EXTREMELY RARE to have them in the Camarilla. They're usually the spearhead of the Anarch movement. (Apparently Zeath is a Brujah though lol)
Gangrel - Kindred who tend to be more animal/beast-like. They are also usually Anarchs. (The Camarilla don't want "animals" in their court...)
Hecata - Necromancers who use blood magic to create zombie slaves, trap ghosts, etc. They usually only embrace new vampires from within their own family.
Lasombra - Kindred who use shadows and Oblivion powers. (The thing Bat Child has in her throat.) They have strong ties to the Catholic Church and have only recently been allowed back into the Camarilla.
Malkavian - Kindred who are cursed at their creation with some kind of mental illness, the symptoms of which can be very extreme.
The Ministry - AKA The Followers of Set. They believe vampires have a different origin than the accepted dogma, and as such, don't play along well with the Camarilla. They tend to be lairs and tricksters with lots of snake imaginary.
Nosferatu - Cursed with the "repulsive" flaw, often have a hideous outside appearance. Known for being very strong, usually very smart, and often using Obfuscate to hide themselves. (Darkness Man.)
Ravnos - Another mostly Anarch clan. They are cursed with Wanderlust. They have to sleep in a different place at least once a week, or they start burning alive from the inside! They tend to be daredevils.
Salubri - A clan that has almost been hunted to extinction because their blood tasted ridiculously good to other Kindred. Their curse is that and also each one has a third eye in the middle of their forehead that weeps blood when they use their disciplines. There are only rumored to be 6 left in the entire world. (But you can fudge that for your own storytelling.)
Toreador - The very beautiful, glamorous, art-loving Kindred. (Madeline is a very stereotypical Toreador.)
Tremere - The Blood Witches and Wizards, often feared by the other clans for their blood magic. They have their own internal social structure called the Pyramid.
Tzimisce - The flesh crafters who can change their own appearance to be however they want. (And can change the appearance of other people too at high levels.) They tend to be your "dark lord in a high castle" type, and Dracula was one in the VtM lore.
Ventrue - The Clan of Kings who usually prefer to be in charge of things. Most of them are in the Camarilla. They tend to be big users of Dominate to both get people to do their bidding, and to wipe their memories afterwards. (LaVonte is a Ventrue.)
Thin-Bloods - What's this? An extra clan? Well, kind-of. You see, each generation of Kindred has "weaker" or "thinner" blood than the generation that came before them, to the point now where sometimes, vampires are created who are not considered by most other vampires to be "real" vampires at all. These are called Thin-Bloods or Duskborn. They have their own abilities, Thin-Blood Alchemy, that can mimic or replicate the disciplines "normal" vampires get. Sometimes Duskborn can walk in the daylight, or eat human food, or still have their heart beat. They still have to drink blood though. They're not quite human, and not quite vampire. (For more on Thin Bloods, I strongly recommend you watch Project Ghostlight: Private Nightmares on Youtube.)
The clans that are favoured by the Camarilla are the Ventrue, Toreador, Tremere, Nosferatu and Malkavian. All the others are generally considered either entirely unwelcome, or on a case-by-case individual basis as determined by the Prince of that city. The reasons for why this is are very long and complicated in the VtM lore, it but basically boils down to either religious war, or Anarch rebellion.
Please feel free to ask me any other questions about Vampire the Masquerade you have!
Wow, thank you, that's a very in-depth run down! 💜💜
I guess my main questions are how many primogens would be expected/normal for a city to have and can a vampire hold both the position of a clan primogen and one of the prince's government office positions (idk what better to call the ones you listed as working for the prince)? Like, can someone be both the Herald/Harpie and on the primogen council or is hoarding positions a no-go?
(I'm working on a fan essay about what an actual plan not made by clowns for the takeover of the tiny city/town would look like, so I'm trying to figure out what positions they would be able to fill to build their power base vs how many more people they would have to bring in later as they grew their city and what - strategically - would be the best positions for them to take, if that makes sense?)
She's local to me, so I'm friends with her on facebook and everyone has been SO nice to her about it! I see her at cons a lot and she's done events with the group I volunteer with - she's always been absolutely lovely and I could not be happier for her!
she wrote a bit more about coming out on her blogspot, where she's pretty active talking about comics and pop culture
Jenny Blake Isabella introduced herself to her online friends on Sunday, February 9, via Facebook and other social media. Better known a
this is the most recent picture she's posted since publicly coming out. she looks so happy :)