We keep it fluid like piss

she/her, 7'11", proud antarctic-american mother of 7, credit card number 4477 3038 6742 2490, mothers' maiden name Robeccaniana, first pet named Beelzebub birth date february 29th 1873

[marxist-amy-rose]

Ahhh hell yeah, I'm adding this to the pinned.

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[mint-swirl]

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

[jame7t]

I’ve been showing my hamster your blog and it seems to really like it, biting at the screen. I also have a hamster(the small animal kind) too and he seems to like your blog as well

the fuck is the first hamster then

[draculagerard]

the one negative impact of Project Hail Mary is that gay people on tumblr don’t think of Ryan Gosling as the guy from “hey girl I mean they” anymore

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"Hahaha, I'm only bringing up Charlie Kirk's death because it is a JOKE to me. I think it's FUNNY. That's why I'm still malding about him almost a year after his murder."

Well, I guess if he's got you this upset he must be on to something, right? Isn't that what they say? Regardless, I'm curious: would you be holding this same energy if Charlie were a woman? Even one you disagree with? Or is there a permissibility to (often brutal) violence against men that you simultaneously refuse to acknowledge while also cheekily playing into?

Just some food for though, "pal".

[hotvampireadjacent]

Counting or not counting World Cup goals

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

[orcboxer]

A grinch? *takes a long pull from a whiskey bottle* Yeah, I killed one. Found it in an alley, matted fur, bloodshot eyes, had a dead who in its jaws. Poor fucker had tried to touch it with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. Shoulda been forty. *takes another long drink, slams the bottle down* Held its throat shut till its limbs stopped thrashing. Saw the light fade from its eyes. Didn't even realize till it was over the damn thing took one of my fingers. After that, I swore to myself, I was done. Threw my who-hatchet in the lake...

[doublelp]

[wordswithimages]

[3000s]

they hate each other.

[barin-mclegg]

hey bestie you forgot the poll

[3000s]

oh sorry

would you kill and eat these animals?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

[barin-mclegg]

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

[3000s]

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

[3000s]

would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 9, 2024

[kabaks]

every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again

[kabaks]

she’s so fucking funny

[homoidiotic]

"Twenty One Things You Don't Say To A Transsexual" written by Riki Anne Wilchins in TransSisters : The Journal Of Transsexual Feminism (Winter 1994)

[goodlouse]

what is closer to the texture of fondant icing

underbaked cookie

rare steak

Remaining time: 3 days 4 hours

[goodlouse]

followup question: have you ever eaten fondant on its own before

yes and i voted cookie

no and i voted cookie

yes and i voted steak

no and i voted steak

Voting ended onJul 19

HEALTH AND SAFETY NOTICE: IF YOU HAVE NEVER EATEN FONDANT ON ITS OWN BEFORE PLEASE DO NOT GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO TRY IT. PURE SUGAR

[senator-rocket]

If your craving the texture of fondant, modelling clay is a great alternative with absolutely no sugar content

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[coyoteguuurl]

jobjob from an employer with huge payroll

[charl0ttan]

Modularities:)

[senator-rocket]

2019 was 12 years ago