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madgirlautumn

This is so obviously correct I can’t even think what the other answer would be.

mx-macintosh

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

mx-macintosh

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

weresoul

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

thatpreciousthing

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement

lustcannibalism

ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios

gh0stwithaheart

my favorite pastime is ruining my sleep schedule for more alone time

goth-queen

unawakening-float07

the complete shift in this video is fucking KILLING ME

electronicmail

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

toastbutteregg

haltraveler

The sinister old woman arriving at the birth of my firstborn to foretell his doom

ladydedlock

truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.

#can’t forget the mini games #finding Nemo was fab

shencomix

We go forward.

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leebrontide

Oh look it’s that short comic that’s haunted me for a decade.

xxxball-fondlerxxx

as an asexual who likes to imagine sex but doesnt actually like having sex, sometimes it just feels like sex isnt real but i wish it was. and post

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@mossy-aro

HELL YEAH ABSOLUTELY!!! this is a post for the aromantics too‼️

hlwim

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

elf-trash

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.

I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.

With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.

As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.

siderealsandman

Polite greeting (Greetings, Exalted One)

Self-Introduction (I am Luke Skywalker)

Establish Credentials (Jedi Knight)

Explain how you learned of this opportunity (Friend to Captain Solo)

Establish Purpose (I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.)

Show what you can bring to the organization ( I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.)

and-corn

are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?

Hi all I’m wracking my brain to try to find a fic that had Harry (magically powerful tag I think) and it was either Nottpott or horcrux tom and Harry is an alchemist! He goes to learn from Nicholas Flamel and they’re in France and it’s very sweet and wonderful. Any help or suggestions would be incredible!

#ao3 fanfic #Harry potter #harry potter fanfic rec #Harry Potter ficfinder #fic finder #send help #nottpott #tomarry

happybunnykat

A new version of Phineas and Ferb is being released. It is on a streaming service, and will be rated MA. Everyone wonders what this mature version of their beloved kids show will be. The first season is released, and you start watching it. It is just the same as the first season of the old show. Is this some elaborate joke? Finally at the end of the first episode, it happens. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is defeated, as he usually is. This time, however, as Perry is making his exit, you here Doofenshmirtz yell, "Fuck you Perry the Platypus." This is the only thing that has changed in the show.