the straights are. Unfortunate

since this blog title was changed, the straights have continued to be. Unfortunate  the whites are also. Unfortunate  men are especially. Unfortunate  I'm Seren. 26 year old Canadian. Queer, Jewish, person(?) of colour. My pronouns are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  Disaster gay

[izbirakin]

Sevdiğim kediler

[your-url-is-problematic]

sound on!!!

[l-a-l-o-u]

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

[dailyquests]

Perform the Sleep action Without gaining the "Well Rested" status effect.

[tsuchinokoroyale]

[persephvone]

absolutely love it when girls go "lately i'm obsessed with" and then say the most mundane thing ever

[hazelsmazecave]

[cuuno-moved]

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

[technicalzombie]

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

[cuuno-moved]

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

[couriernewvegas]

scream crying . happy chanukah to these guys specifically

[tea-and-secrets]

My friend got pregnant at 17. Deeply religious family (she would be kivked out if they found out), one night stand, she just could NOT have the baby. Thing is we live in a country where abortion is illegal. Our only option was to illegally buy some pills online and hope they worked and we didnt go to jail

But these are hecking expensive and we needed to rush

So i set up a twitter/fb/insta/furaffinity/etc account and advertised my furry art EVERYWHERE. Im not that good but i said id draw basically anything no matter how weird (not cub art or anything illegal). I got a lot of weird coms (vore, scat, inflation and some i dont even understand) and for two weeks i did nothing but draw weird shit all day. My hand hurt so bad, but i got the money.

We spent a week afraid we'd been scammed and afraid we'd get caught, then a weekend afraid my friend might die once we did the procedure in my house. But it worked

I never told her how i got the money and i never will. Id rather die than tell her i funded her illegal abortion by drawing the wolf from robin hood swallowing robin through his belly button. Im pretty sure she thinks i was a prostitute for those two weeks and id rather her think that

To this day i gift her condoms on her bd as a joke bc im never doing that again

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[mr-deep-downer]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

You just don't get content like this anywhere else

[vanquishedvaliant]

ngl deep respect to this person for hauling ass and getting shit done for their friend like laugh all you want but this person was RIDE OR DIE

[isabellaofparma]

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

[isabellaofparma]

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

[thebadchoicemachine]

[radulla-snailhead-deactivated20]

Shoelace Superhell

[mohammadask18]

Me fr

[sadclowncentral]

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

[sadclowncentral]

"it's dark in here" normal regular observation

"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation

"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence

[fleshdyke]

my mom purposely overpaid her credit card bill by 1 cent so every month they send her a letter that says they owe her 1 cent and it costs them a dollar to send the letter plus the paper. she is costing corporations money 👍

[telluriandigits]

Yes, but the added environmental cost of mailing a paper letter...

[fleshdyke]

do you think they cut down a whole tree because my mom overpaid one cent. do you think they make one new piece of paper every time they need one

[telluriandigits]

But trucks have to move that paper!

[fleshdyke]

are you not aware that those trucks would be going either way. they aren’t taking another trip for one envelope

[dykebeckett]

hello my name is billy postman, operator of the world's smallest and most environmentally harmful mail truck. it is one envelope big and requires thirty seven gallons of fuel to go one mile. (I personally am about one and a half envelopes big) my beloved truck is very slow and very loud and I hate both flora and fauna so so so much. I love corporations though

[sakebytheriver]

Will anything ever bring us as much joy and comedic bliss as the reveal of Jason Mendoza? Will I ever feel as alive as I did in that moment when Jason utters the words "heaven is so racist"? Will there ever be a moment in time that slaps me so hard in the face with surprise as the moment Jianu the monk rapidly turns into Jason the Jacksonville dirtbag? Will we as a society ever capture that kind of magic again?

[evilwizard]

okay, skeletons have xylophones, demons have fiddles, ghosts have theremins and vampires have pipe organs. but what of the humble werewolf? what instrument does she get for her very own?

[chimera-posting]

Werewolves are vocalists. What instrument could rival her beautiful howl?

[cam-pteryx]

They’re in a band together

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

G… gender roles? [I open my hand, confused, and reveal a fistful of dnd dice] Which one do I…?

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

You get it

[funny-tik-toks]

[fierceawakening]

I love how hard Steve is laughing.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Assigned Daquan at the Stand up comedy club

[louisinart-like-cuisinart]

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts