Serious Oves

New York - 27 - bisexual genderqueer femme - she/they - adjunct professor - gender crusader - fa(t)shionista - aspiring professional nerd - body positive af - all around REBEL

[cherrydanish]

a picture that’s worth a thousand words

[liberalsarecool]

Avoid the trolls looking to divide the left wing.

[sweetsunsister-deactivated20171]

fav. mcelroy overviews

american truck simulator: justin backseat drives. griffin has far, far too much power. high mortality rate.

catlateral damage: genuinely a hostage situation.

home improvisation: griffin tries his hand at furniture building, ends up with a future career in modern art. 

probably archery: definitely archery. a war between brothers. 

 i expect you to die: griffin sets a lot of things on fire. justin is very tired.

spooky’s house of jump scares: griffin is very, very brave.

five nights at freddy’s 3: mostly just griffin screaming. solo run.

 five nights at freddy’s 2: griffin refuses to read the rules, justin tries not to sound scared. disaster. 

1001 spikes/titan souls: justin is a monster [literally]. 

plants vs. zombies: griffin spends most of his time pretending not to like the game as much as he does. justin simply doesn’t understand. 

neverending nightmares: actually a really poignant review of a very beautiful and very strange game. [tw: mental illness]

girls club: justin tries to cheat his way into a perfect date. griffin is deeply offended by the whole concept. 

car mechanic simulator: griffin tries to crush himself underneath a car. justin pretends to know a lot more about cars than he actually does. 

goatz: griffin becomes a goat, immediately loses all semblance of a moral code.

octodad: griffin flops around with mixed results. a dangerous bet is placed.

tabletop simulator: griffin creates a board game with indiscernible rules. also, steve buscemi is there.

playlist here

[ynnesidyad]

Holographic Lisa Frank Major Arcana Tarot Cards 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[dnd-apothecary]

@tilthedayidice umm yes pls

[seriousoves]

When I saw these I said “are you fucking KIDDING me” out loud I want them so bad

[pancakeke]

the whole internet every time a popular online personality gets busted for being a dick:

[infiniteedge]

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

Cheated on your wife, now your channel is through

[mens-rights-activia]

Alright tumblr gays, it’s time for some discourse

Your keysmashing is only valid if it includes letters from the following highlighted region:

Examples: asjglgjjggskaldhkakakdhh

agafsjdka

Lgjldhdkflsjjdldhh

Sgdkkfjdlsjagadshdkgllhjsjaldhzxajdkgsh

The above examples are valid

Examples of invalid and strange looking keysmashes:

Oteiyoeodortwowuyoe

Pwyeorncnbvncbmbvnvpwu

Itpyuye

Ncmvbb

You see, key smashes from outside the highlighted region are strange looking because they look like they could be valid words from a foreign language(welsh or Swedish) or they simply lack the size and shape variations of the highlighted region and thus cannot properly convey the E•mo•tion behind a key smash

[gwaoopa]

I WAS WONDERING WHY TF MY KEYSMASHES LOOKED SO BAD

[weaselle]

It has to primarily be comprised of letters that are part of the classic typing resting position for your hands, the “Basic Position”, or it looks forced instead of spontaneous

“g” and “h” are fine because they’re right there, “z” “x” and “q” are okay because they look funny, are almost never used in real words, and break up the monotony of the middle row’s heavy usage, and you can throw in like, ONE other letter from anywhere else on the keyboard for personal style and to indicate exuberance of flail thank you for coming to this TED talk

[sprachtraeume]

(Welsh or Swedish)

[oroxim-deactivated20161012]

anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn’t know how to cook western cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects come to life, the episode that is a homage to a movie from the 1950s, the episode where someone is shrunk down to microscopic levels and placed inside the body of another person

[seriousoves]

A great rebuttal to “anime is weird”

[pancakeke]

another fun night of quiplash

[b-atiful]

This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question

[catchymemes]

[shuhvon]

Straight dudes be like oh I’m supposed to wash my face? And change my shower curtain? And sweep my floor? And go to therapy? And not eat exclusively off plasticware in my own home? And wipe off my stovetop? And have seperate hand soap and body soap? Like shut the hell up and learn how to be a functional human without a girl teaching you everything I’m tired

[seriousoves]

My partner told me his skincare routine is “when I notice my face is greasy I scrub it with a washcloth.” Don’t know weather to be horrified or jealous. His skin is flawless so maybe there’s something to it

[michellepsychologist]

Keanu Reeves appreciation post ♥️

[dancing-coyote]

I love this man. He’s a wonderful example of a decent, moral wealthy person.

[ironbite4]

…….WHY DOES HE DO THIS!?  MY GOD THIS MAN IS JUST FUCKING PERFECT!

[lkeke35]

I remember in one interview he said he had more money than he could ever spend in a single lifetime, so he just gives the money away. Outside of random strangers, he also gives most of it to various charities, and only grants himself a small stipend to live on, pay rent, buy food, etc.

[crystallinemuun]

Socialist king

[lesbiansforjohnnymarr]

[anarchohellenism]

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

[santiagonex]

my masculinity and femininity cooperating instead of fighting against each other

[seriousoves]

An actual conversation between my partner and I

Me: check out my ugly, garishly pink slippers

Him: um, actually those slippers are red

Me: they’re definitely hot pink. The box even said pink

Him: I insist that they’re red

Me: *getting frustrated* are you colorblind??

Him: well yeah, but those slippers are red

Me: 😑

This happened months ago and I still lose it every time I think about it

[yahargul]

men who try to shame women for liking calming games like animal crossing or minecraft or whatever are so pitiful. like maybe if u planted some virtual flowers to some calming music for a few hours u wouldnt be such a lil bitch

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

[tuesdayisfordancing]

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody: 

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/

noun

a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

[professorsparklepants]

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one

[siesiegirl]

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

[crumbvulet]

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

[thranduilland]

IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!

[pluckyredhead]

My high school English teacher always explained it with: “He took his hat and his leave.”

[let-us-aadore-you]

I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right

[theawwesomeeridan]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You will board my boat, sail across the world, and return the heart of Te Fiti.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

my name is Moana Montoya, you will board my father, prepare to sail, and die