Just random things for random people

Randomly posting things that I like, dislike and think about

[midiport]

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

[midiport]

yea lol

ADHD Medication information sheet

[brazenautomaton]

I have been struggling

For a long fucking time

with why my adderall was having such uneven effects and varying efficacy

and the weird pattern of what made it work and not work and if it was building up in my system or not

and fucking nobody told me I shouldn’t drink a glass of Kool-Aid to take the pills with

or eat fucking Pop-Tarts or Life cereal

this is the most useful information I have ever received from tubr and it seems to be confirmed by several other places upon searching

so this actually should be spread like wildfire like actually

[fullcravings]

Cinnamon Roll Cookies

[julshii]

anyone please ask your crush out like this

[julshii]

The thrilling answer

[brojohn4lyfe-deactivated2015102]

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

[daitoshi]

oops my hand slipped

[moodycrissy]

nexttttt pleaseee :D

[sinofangels]

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

[maria-ruta]

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

[hamburgergod]

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

[maria-ruta]

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

80

NEEEXT!!!!!

[placeholderaccount]

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

[maria-ruta]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

[theartofwazzing-blog]

so yeah

[inafantasy-wby]

I LOVE THIS

[romanoscurl-deactivated20170605]

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

[deaddeavtivated]

I have a need…..I must add to this…

[aeshsar]

still waiting for the smut

[takayes-deactivated20170924]

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

[janaya7609]

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

[yaoi-online]

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

[ringo-smile]

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

[afraidtoask]

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

[mildly-duckbe-blog]

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

[zaku-kazu]

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

[gayties-garbage-deactivated2018]

THERES MORE

[conniemcfalcon]

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!? 

[charlieisbi]

ITS BACK OMG

[monstersofmemory]

Omg it’s here!

[sushisalmon95]

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

[sushisalmon95]

Ok I tried because this is so cute 

[multifandom-hoes]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

[soubidou]

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

[madamelibrarian-deactivated2018]

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today. 

[lookingupatthestarsandthinking]

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

[snovolovac]

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all 

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

[vampirate-lover]

ITS BACK

[lav-enderlemon]

I’m just sitting here

Hitting my knee

Squealing and smiling omfg

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey remember that time tumblr wrote an. entire. gay webcomic.

[archivistdraconis]

This just goes to show that we can all do great things if we collaborate and accept each other.

[morning-star-sempai]

AAAAAAHH ITS BACK

[goldenyaoi-deactivated20180507]

THIS IS SOOOOO ADORABLE ♡♡♡♡♡♡

[coolneko]

Only because it’s fucking cute!!!

[gay-bara-yaoi-cartoon]

This is so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[twiglightdragon]

Let it continue!!! Here’s my addiction  If the text is to small: Happy birthday!!! ……….. I’ll see you later today? If you want…. I have something Important to ask you,,,, >.> <.< ^_^;; ^///////^

[foxpirates-art]

Keepin it rollin! 

[crimson-chains]

My contribution to this adorable story ^^

[porridgeoatz]

Can I request naming the big guy Damian and the little one Ollie?

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[wangxianpatriarch]

WangXian Kisses! 💖

by  도세 @DOSAE_ANIMATION (YT / IG / TWITTER / WEIBO) ※Permission to post this was given by the artist (©). Please do not repost, edit or remove credits. 

[sweetlittlevampire]

I simply cannot get over how flawless and smooth the animation is!

[dearest-rebecca]

TRAYVON MARTIN was walking home with an iced tea and Skittles. He was shot by George Zinneman, who was found not guilty.

KEITH SCOTT was sitting in a car, reading. He was shot by a police officer, who was not charged.

ATATIANA JEFFERSON was looking out her window, and was shot by a police officer, who is still under indictment for murder.

JONATHAN FERRELL was asking for help after an auto accident. He was shot twelve times by police, case ended in mistrial.

JORDAN EDWARDS was riding in a car and was shot in the back of the head by a police officer, who was found guilty of murder.

STEPHON CLARK was holding a cell phone, and was shot 8 times, 6 in the back. The officers were not charged.

AMADOU DIALLO while taking out his wallet, 41 shots were fired by four different officers. They were all acquitted.

RENISHA MCBRIDE after an auto accident, she knocked on someone’s door for help. The homeowner was found guilty of second-degree murder.

TAMIR RICE was playing with a toy gun, and was shot by police officer arriving on scene. Officer was not charged.

SEAN BELL was hosting a bachelor party. 50 rounds were fired by police officers who were found not guilty of charges.

WALTER SCOTT was pulled over for brake lights, and was shot in the back by a police officer who pleaded guilty to civil rights violations.

PHILANDO CASTILE was pulled over and told officer he had a legally registered weapon in car. Officer acquitted of all charges.

AIYANA JONES was sleeping and was accidentally shot by an officer in a raid on wrong apartment. Officer cleared of all charges.

TERRENCE CRUTCHER needed help when his vehicle broke down. Was shot by a police officer who was found not guilty of manslaughter.

ALTON STERLING was selling CDs, and was shot at close range while being arrested. No charges filed.

FREDDIE GRAY was beaten to death by officers while being transported in police van. All officers involved were acquitted.

JOHN CRAWFORD was shopping at WalMart, holding a BB gun that was on sale—police officer was not charged for his murder.

MICHAEL BROWN was shot twelve times by an officer, including in the back. No charges filed.

JORDAN DAVIS was killed because he was playing loud music. Shooter found guilty of first-degree murder.

SANDRA BLAND was pulled over for traffic ticket; was tasered and then arrested. Suspicious “suicide” while in jail. No charges.

BOTHAM JEAN was fatally shot in his home, which female officer ¿mistook for her own? (Which I’ll never understand.) Officer found guilty of murder.

OSCAR GRANT was handcuffed and placed face-down, officer then shot him in the back. Officer found guilty of involuntary manslaughter.

COREY JONES was waiting by his car which was broken down, and was shot three times by police officer, who was found guilty of murder.

AHMAUD AUBREY was jogging. He was shot by two racist men who claimed they suspected him of burglaries. Both men were charged with murder and aggravated assault.

GEORGE FLOYD was suspected of alleged fraud. He handcuffed and pinned to the ground by an officer’s knee. He begged for mercy and he was ignored.

ERIC GARNER: Stopped for selling cigarettes on a nyc street and choked by a cop in broad daylight. Complications of the stress put on his throat by the hold caused his death; Openly said “I can’t breathe” several times and pretty much died while three other cops watched their compatriot kill a man. Eric was well known for just trying to sell goods as a side hustle and never actually hurt anybody.

DJ HENRY was fatally shot in his car by police officer Aaron Hess in the early morning hours of Oct. 17, 2010. DJ's passengers say they were doing nothing wrong when Hess ran out in front of them in the road. Hess says he only fired because he was in fear for his life. Hess later admitted to lying on multiple occasions after DJ’s death about the shooting.

These were all murders. They were not accidental. All of these innocent people: men, women AND children. Were murdered because they were black. Not because they were violent. Not because they were threatening, but because they were black. Something has to change. We have to MAKE a change. Black lives matter. Black men. Black women. Black children. Non-Binary blacks. Trans blacks. Every single one of their lives matter. Your friends. Your neighbors. Your teachers. Your brothers. Your sisters. We are the change.

——————

this list isn’t even close to a being a quarter of the wrongful African American deaths in America and if there is anyone you’d like me to add please message me. I will gladly add them because people deserve to know their names.

[witchesbrewblogger]

LOVE PROTECTION SPELL JAR

Hello! This here is a (hopefully) simple little spell jar for those of you who would like to protect the love they have with someone else from outside forces.

PLEASE NOTE: This is NOT a spell jar to make the other person fall in love with you. You two must already love/share a bond with each other. This requires the consent of both parties, and should not be used to force anyone into any sort of relationship. This is merely a way to protect the bond you already have from any sort of negative interference from outside forces.

MATERIALS TO USE:

A glass jar or container that is capable of being tightly sealed

Peppermint (I got mine from peppermint tea I have) - corresponds with  strength

Basil - corresponds with love and protection

Bay leaves - corresponds with love, protection, and warding

Chamomile (again, tea is great) - corresponds with protection and peace

Lavender - corresponds with love and peace

Cinnamon - corresponds with success, love (and lust), and protection

Pepper (I’m using black pepper) - corresponds with banishing/protecting against negative energy and influences

Sea Salt (Of course any salt would work, I’m sure) - corresponds with protection

Rose Petals - corresponds with love (I just used the roses from my garden, but you can use specific roses to symbolise what kind of love you’re working with)

Solar Eclipse/Lunar Eclipse/etc Water (optional; I’m using it because I have some and want this to have as much power as possible) - for supercharging the spell jar

Pink/Red thread or ribbon, for love (You can also substitute this for whatever color you feel symbolises romantic love, or for a color that symbolises a different love, like platonic or familial)

Black thread or ribbon, for protection (again, you can choose a different color you feel better represents protection)

Something that shows the connection between you and the other person. Jewelry, a picture, OR (what I’m choosing to do) two pieces of paper with both of your name sigils on them (so one for you, one for them)

A white candle OR candle app (optional)

A sigil that represents your intent (I like to use sigils, because I feel they help me better focus, but if you have a different method, go ahead)

***Obviously you don’t need all of this, and you can switch out what you need. I just happen to have all of these, but really if you just have a few things and a container, all you’d need was the connection piece, and you’d be good. Duh :p***

Below are the two sigils I’m using, one for in the jar and one outside of the jar. The one on the left is @kitchenwitchupinthisbitch​‘s sigil for charging; the one on the right is my own sigil, meaning “This Love is Protected From Outside Forces”. I drew my sigil on one side of the papers, and then KitchenWitch’s sigil on the back.

CASTING:

At this point, feel free to do whatever you do to get ready for your spells, or magic, or whatever. If you worship any gods, do what you do to incorporate them. If you’re like me, and like to work with the elements, set up your casting circle and go along with that.

Be sure to cleanse or consecrate all materials before use. Once that’s done, set up your work station, and follow these steps:

Draw your sigils (as pictured above) on two pieces of paper. One you will put into the jar, the other you will keep out for charging. I would then suggest following @sylvaetria​‘s post on http://sylvaetria.tumblr.com/post/160089151078/energy-tethers-101>energy tethers, though if you have a different method, go ahead.

Once you’re done with your sigil, put one of them in the jar and stuff it down as far as it will go. Now, it’s time to add your other ingredients! (And light your candle, if you chose to have one.) Starting with peppermint, and ending with rose petals, put all of your ingredients in. While you’re doing so, you can also state what each ingredient stands for, and why you’re adding it (i.e. peppermint, stands for strength, adding so that our bond may be strengthened/strong enough to stand up to malevolent forces)

As you can see in the picture below this list, I have used as my connection piece two sigils on two separate pieces of paper - they’re circular because I used the ring my partner gave me to trace the shapes. Anyway, on one paper I put my name sigil (using my full name), and on the back I put my first, middle, and last initials. I then did the same with my partner. From there, I put the pieces together with the sigils facing outward, and used the thread to sew them together. As I sewed the black thread, I stated what it was representing, and why I chose it. Same with the red. (Note: if you are using an actual object, like a ring or necklace, wrap or braid the ribbons around it. The whole purpose is to sort of give a physical representation to the bond you and the other person have.) Once that’s done, add it to the jar.

After that, I added in my solar eclipse water, to sort of give a boost. I used that mostly (okay, totally) because I was lazy and that was the only water I had managed to charge for myself. Sue me. (I’m just kidding please don’t sue me i’m poor)

Charge it! I just shook the thing up, because again, solar eclipse water and the fact that I had already initially charged the sigils, but you do whatever you wanna do to charge it!

(please ignore my terrible sewing skills^^)

The finished product!

There you go! I just sealed it by, well, closing the jar really right, but you can add a sigil for sealing on the lid, or a ribbon, or candle wax, or whatever really. I’m assuming that unless something really happens, most people don’t want to end their protection for their bond!

Anyway, I would recharge it anywhere between every couple of weeks to about once a month, depending on how many obstacles you two are facing. As always, you are more than welcome to adapt this to suit your needs, or to offer any suggestions.

[tysmiha-witchnotes]

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[zenpencils]

BILL WATTERSON ‘A cartoonist’s advice’

[starlightments]

                                   PREVIEW: part one

written by: starlightment

Keith’s monotonous, hyper-privileged, suffocating little life gets completely flipped upside-down when he starts falling for a handsome local boy working at the same resort where Keith is vacationing for two weeks.     

Language: English  |  Chapters: TBD  |  Art Credit: here  

FANDOM: Voltron: Legendary Defender

RATING: Mature

PAIRING(S): Keith/Lance

                                              .    .    .    .    .    .    .

    “It’s torture for you, isn’t it?”

    Keith predictably bristles when Acxa appears out of nowhere, sidling up to him at the bar, purring low and honey-like into his ear. The curl of her smirk is wicked in response, clearly amused by his irritation just as much as she’s knowingly being the cause of it.

    His gaze shifts away, if only to deny her the satisfaction of a murderous glare. “Mid-rail vodka soda?” he says dryly, referencing the half-empty glass sweating in his grip. “Yeah. I could gag.”  

    “Cute,” she scoffs, and then leans in some more to whisper, “but I’m not talking about the drinks.”

Seguir leyendo

[sweetoothgirl]

Strawberry Cake Roll

[tlirsgender]

I honest to god need my headphones just as much as I need my glasses like. They're Necessary 1 is just more normalized than the other so ppl don't Get It

[tlirsgender]

Nobody gives you shit for "I need a thing for making my sight better" but "I need a thing for making my hearing worse" is such a foreign concept 2 everyone who isn't also autistic it's Weird

[tlirsgender]

"It's rude :( you look like you're ignoring people :(" if ur not sure if I can hear you or not......... get my attention before you start talking? It's literally so easy to accommodate my needs if you just fucking try lmao

[tlirsgender]

Neurotypicals can rb but don't clown

[notapaladin]

“why do you have your music up so loud” because i need to concentrate on hearing One Thing instead of Every Things, brenda

[croxovergoddess]

Idea:

Medusa wasn’t Cursed with Snake Hair and Scales.

She Already had Snake Hair and Scales and was still the hottest lady the Gods have ever seen.

[hyperappreciation]

To be fair Medusa is supposedly one of the three Gorgon sisters, so it makes sense that there would be a family resemblance

[croxovergoddess]

Yeah that’s why I had to post this

I’ve read too many stories where it’s like “she’s a Gorgon” then near the end of the story they say “she was cursed with snake hair and features”

And I’m just like “…Wait.”

I think the only thing she was truly cursed with were the eyes that turn people to stone

[mall-fries]

someone draw beautiful medusa with scales and snake hair before being cursed p le a s e

[croxovergoddess]

I already had a little idea in my head so…

[umbralillium]

The men yell, “she’s a monster! She should be hunted down and killed”. They’ve said it before, they’ve tried it before. She steals women and devours them, the men yell. “She comes in the night and takes women away when they’re on a half-awake wander to the chamber pot or a drink of water. She steals them away to her lair and devours them whole. Why else do women not return?”

The women whisper, “she’s a savior. She should be sought for sanctuary and love.” They whisper it around the well whenever they see the shadows of a bruise on their friends’ bodies. Whenever someone who once was vivacious and bright is now dull and flinches from friendly touches. “Go in the night,” they say, “when he’s so drunk he sleeps heavily. Take only what he won’t notice is missing. Don’t worry about clothes or food, she will provide. You will be cared for. Why would you want to return?”

She says, “welcome home. You will be safe here,” with a soft smile and softer eyes. The snakes that curl around her head are more colors than you’ve ever seen in your life. She tilts her head as she takes in your bundle of precious items, the bruises on your arm, your face, around your neck. A cloud passes over her face and the sun, and you see the snakes are black. The look passes, the cloud moves away, the sun strikes the snakes again and they’re a shifting array of colors again. “Come, meet your sisters,” she says, gesturing as she turns and you look to see dozens of women coming out of the cave, smiling and happy. The group comes forward, splitting to either side of you, leaving a path to the cave and a path behind you leading back. “Welcome, you’re safe.” You step forward, peace settling into your heart. You will never return.

[bayleaf-6399]

I love these stories about Medusa that go against the common myths

[accidental-ambience]

@monochromatic-stardust

[bluejay73ffs]

The men at the drinking party sat around laughing at the younger man. “You mean to tell us that a woman was beating her husband? Ha! What a jokester you are.”

“You are probably just too embarrassed to admit you got that black eye from doing something stupid.”

“Besides even if you were telling the truth, just be a man and fight back! Or have you no guts at all? We all know your wife is a spitfire but she is still a woman, and you are a man.”

The young man was used to these responses from the older men of the village, to the point that his heart was turned to stone from it. His wife, whom he had been arranged to marry, was not like most of the other women he had met in his life. She was cruel and truly wicked and often drunk. She took advantage of the young man’s youth and lack of experience. Even if the people thought that she was a weak woman, she knew that she was stronger than her young husband, who had less strength than a hungry dog. And of course, no one would believe that a woman could overpower a young man like that.

On this day however, the young man decided to take a chance. He approached the well where he had often seen one woman in particular talking to the women who had vanished only a day or two before then, and she was there today.

“Excuse me. I have a quick question for you.”

The woman, who was just pulling her bucket out of the well turned to him somewhat surprised. “Yes?”

“Is…is it true…what the women whisper about the Gorgon in the woods…that…she helps women whose husbands beat them?”

The woman seemed suspicious of him at first, “Where did you hear that?”

“I just…” the man looked around nervously before removing the bandages from his face to show her his purple-ringed eye and swollen lip.

The woman hesitated before repeating the words she often did to many others, “ Go in the night,” she said, “when he-…she is so drunk he sleeps heavily. Take only what she won’t notice is missing. Don’t worry about clothes or food, she will provide. You will be cared for. Why would you want to return?”

Before the young man could even thank her, his wife stormed up behind him, “What are you doing talking to another woman!?”

The young man hesitated before the woman at the well said, “He saw me struggling with my bucket and came to help me. Nothing more.”

“I see.” his wife grumbled, clearly still skeptical.

A few nights later, the young man fled. He was quiet and stealthy, until he got to the forest, where he quickly pushed forward into a sprint. He ran and ran, doing his best to remember the directions to the place that promised safety.

Once at last he came across the cave, he stood panting at its mouth before taking his first steps in. He soon found himself in a big lit chamber, women whom he had recognized as from his same village sat around. Some drinking and eating, others playing games, others braiding each other’s hair. But when he entered, they all looked up at him, some in surprise, others in shock, or fear.

“What is a man doing here?” they whispered, “Has the village sent a mercenary after Medusa?” “Are we no longer safe here?” the whispers grew into an almost deafening cacophony of the same hopelessness he felt back in the village. Surely, he thought, these women who are fearful of their husbands would not want to welcome a man among them. Perhaps I should have stayed at home, and let them be.

However, when he turned to leave, he found himself face to face with the gorgon woman. Her eyes seemed to pierce deep into his very soul, as if to weed through the annals of his true self.

His mind raced, trying to think of what to say to defend himself against this protector of women, to justify his entrance into this blessed sanctuary for the broken and beaten. But before he could part his lips, she spoke.

“Fear not my sisters. Look upon the wounds on his face. He too has come hear for safety from violence. Look into his eyes. He is afraid and hurt, as many of you were when you first came to me. Young man, you are welcome here, for this is a place of safety from cruelty. I know all too well that the hardships of life do not discriminate those of whom they strike against. Come, to your new home, and meet your sisters. Come and be safe.”

She gently took his bundles and began to carry them away, and when she looked back at him to see if he was following, he felt her eyes peer deep inside him, and begin to shed away the stone that had encased his heart.

(I hope you like this addition because male abuse victims also need happy endings.)

[croxovergoddess]

Oh my gosh…

This is such a beautiful and tearjerking addition

Thank you

[moonlightacademy]

Gardens of the Witches

Already starting to plan this years garden so I thought I should do a post on Witch Gardens

Moonlight Garden

A garden that blooms in the moonlight, a great place to perform night time rituals, meditations, or to just take a midnight stroll. A garden that is full of magick even after the sun sets. 

Plants to add in your moonlight garden:

Moonflower: (Ipomoea alba) A nocturnal relative of the morning glory. Has fragrant flowers that open at dusk and close by dawn.    

Evening Primrose: (Oenothera biennis) Has beautiful, scented flowers that bloom only at dusk. 

Night Flox: (Zaluzianskya capensis) A sweetly fragranced flower that only unfurls its pinwheeled shaped flowers after dusk. 

Four O’Clock: (Mirabilis jalapa) Its scented flowers bloom at around 4:00pm (hence its name) and do not close up until morning. 

Queen of the Night: (Epiphyllum oxypetalum) A species of cactus whose flowers only open at night. Attracts moths and bats!!!

Night Blooming Jessamine: (Cestrum nocturnum) Strong, sweet scented star shaped flowers that only bloom at night. Attracts moths and bats!!! All parts are toxic, do not ingest!

Angel’s Trumpet: (Brugmansia) Produces a strong scent on warm summer evenings. All parts are toxic, do not ingest!

Evening Stock: (Matthiola longipetala) Produces lots of small blossoms that produce a perfume described as a mix of vanilla, rose, spice, and cloves only after the sun sets.

Ever-Flowering Gladiolus: (Gladiolus tristis) Release a strong almond fragrance after dusk.  

Lilac: (Syringa vulgaris) Although has a perfume during the day, it is said to be a lot stronger after dark. 

Flowering Tobacco: (Nicotiana) Open in the late afternoon and have a fragrance that smells of jasmine. All parts are toxic if ingested!

Summer Snapdragon: (Angelonia angustifolia) Preferably in white, to reflect the moonlight. Has a scent apple-scented foliage. 

Silvermound: (Artemisia schmidtiana) Has thick foliage that will shimmer under the moonlight.

Jack Frost: (Brunnera macrophylla) Hdeart shaped leaves of silver and green, perfect to add more highlights of silver to your moon lit garden. 

Any plant that blooms after dark or has white, lavender, pale pink, pale yellow on it is a perfect addition to your moonlight garden. 

Things to add:

Stepping stones that have the phases of the moon.

Fairy lights

A place to sit

Candles

A small fountain to sing along with the insects and birds of the night

String charms and bells on tree branches for a soft jingling every time a gentle breeze passes. 

Herb Garden

For witches who need a more practical garden for uses of healing, tea crafting, drying, and growing plants used in their practices.

Plants to add to your herb garden:

Anise: Helps to ward of the evil eye, find happiness, and stimulates psychic abilities. 

Basil: Use for anything pertaining with love, exorcism, wealth, sympathy, and protection. Dispels confusion, fears & weakness. Drives off hostile spirits.

Bergamont: Corresponds with money and prosperity. Provides with protection from evil and illness, improves memory, stops interference, and promotes restful sleep.

Borage: Corresponds with courage and psychic powers. 

Cat Nip: Is sacred to the Goddess Bast. Brings forth beauty, happiness, good luck, and good spirits.

Chamomile: Corresponds with love, healing, and sleep. Is known to reduce stress.

Chervil: Brings a sense of the higher self, placing you in touch with your divine, immortal spirit.

Coriander: Corresponds with love, health, immortality, and protection.

Dill: Corresponds with money, protection, luck and lust. 

Lemon Balm: Corresponds with love, success, healing, and psychic/spiritual development. 

Marjoram: Used to cleanse, purify, and to dispel negative energy.  

Mint: Promotes energy, communication and vitality.

Oregano: Corresponds with joy, strength, vitality, and added energy 

Parsley: Calms and protects the home.

Rosemary: Protects, cleanses, purifies, and aids memory. 

Sage: Used for self purification and dealing with grief and loss.

Thyme: Attracts loyalty, affection, and the good opinion of others.

Things to add:

A place to dry herbs

A place to compost any herb scraps

Rocks

A place to leave offerings before you harvest

Bee Garden

Make yourself a sanctuary to watch bees frolic and thrive

Plants to add to your bee garden:

Bee balm

Lavender

Crocus

Snow Drop

Wildflowers/Any native species

Catmint

Borage

Anise hyssop

Heliotrope

Sunflower

Oregano

Yarrow

Coneflower

Black eyed susan

Asters

Goldenrod

Foxglove

Marigold

Pansies

Sweet peas

Nasturtiums

Things to add:

Bee houses

Bee waterers/bee baths

Bee feeders

A place for offerings to the bees

Some other ideas for your garden:

Hummingbird garden

Medicinal garden

A garden whose plants and decorations represent/correspond with your practice.

Butterfly Garden

Faerie Garden 

The options are endless! I hope this gives you some ideas for this years garden.

Happy planting!

==Moonlight Academy==

[glumshoe]

The Church: “There is no ‘patron saint of homoeroticism’.” Every artist who has ever painted St. ‘Penetrated By Many Arrows’ Sebastian in the history of Western art: “Oh, no, of course not.” Those artists’ boyfriends: [already stripping off their clothes to pose] “Ha ha so we’re agreed that is going to be as suggestive as we can possibly make it, right?”

[glumshoe]

The Church: “Wow, beautifully done. Exquisitely crafted. But uh… is he winking?”

Artist: “No he’s uh. He’s got one eye closed to symbolize how he’s half-dead?”

The Church: “Oh, brilliant symbolism. And his blissful expression is one of holy rapture, correct?”

Artist: “…yeah. Yeah, for sure. Holy rapture.”

[saltydorkling-deactivated202503]

[glumshoe]

The Church: “Uh technically we commissioned a painting of the martyrdom of St. Sebastian. He survived the arrows. You know he was clubbed to death, right? That’s what makes him a martyr?”

Artist: “Yeah… but that’s not even a little bit sexy. How am I supposed to show off his shredded physique if he’s not got a jaunty angle to his hip and an alluring expression?”

The Church: “Your art is good so we’re going to pretend we didn’t hear you say that.”

[movie-gifs]

Bandidas (2006) dir. Joachim Rønning, Espen Sandberg

[ars-satura]

~~Cute Witchy Asks~~

Cauldron: How long do you microwave your spells before you cast them?

Broomstick: When you go on a rant about the evils of gatekeeping and/or elitism, how woke does it make you feel on a scale of 1-10?

Bonfire: Do you ever feel bad that you weren’t executed as a witch in the 17th century?

Ritual bathing: We all know that real witches don’t use antibacterial soap, so how do you stay clean?

Wand: Do witchblr “spells” really work?

Statuette: How often do you scroll through tumblr and think to yourself, “an all-loving and all-powerful god would not allow this to happen”?

Altar: Do you know the difference between “altar” and “alter”?

Sigil: What’s the coolest way you’ve ever charged a sigil? Did it work? Why or why not?

Black cat: Do you believe that the old family pet is your familiar? Does that make sense to you?

Mirror: Can you see your reflection? If so, do you think it’s appropriate to still call yourself a vampire?

Essential oils: What is the trendiest thing that you incorporate into your practice because you saw it on an aesthetic blog so many times you assumed that it was ancient and magical?

Potion: Do you think mixing up an herbal tea blend is really magic, or is it perhaps just a delicious (albeit viciously diuretic) herbal tea?

Crystal ball: Does your tarot deck, like, totally call you out? Is it, like, so funny when that happens?

Graveyard: How edgy are you, on a scale of 1-10? Do you think being edgy gives you special powers?

Jars: Can you identify all the species of mold growing in your spells jars?