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[seventhskycorps]

Masterlist — seventhskycorps

In Darkness and In Light ’verse:

To Kill a Fallen Jedi, General Averross, Kote & Soka’s Excellent Adventure

ahsoka stop hunting the shinies challenge: a short crack fic introducing my clone oc Shrieks.

liftoff: ahsoka and anakin force-throw rex a lot. hardcase wants a turn.

Commander Fox Week Day 1, Day 7

mandalorian meta

[soranatus]

In Another Universe… | Master Ahsoka & The Jedi Order, by freelance artist, Libby Painter

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[zenaidasden]

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

[daylighteclipsed]

One of my favorite things about JFO is how Cal relearns/remembers his Jedi training through nature and ancient Force wielders who weren’t Jedi. We are constantly told how the Force flows through everything in other Star Wars media, but this game really shows that. Cal learns how to Wall Run again after watching the lizard-like zaur scuttle across the walls on Bogano. Even though the Zeffo had different ideas about the Force than the Jedi and even called it something different, “the Life Wind,” Cal learns how to Force Push and Pull again by exploring ancient Zeffo tombs and using the wind and magnetic fields as they once did. Cal learns how to Jedi Flip again while climbing the Origin Tree using Kashyyyk’s bouncy lung plants. He heals his personal connection with the Force by connecting with everything the Force flows through outside of himself, from the past to the present, indiscriminate of culture, and it’s so beautiful.

[gffa]

Star Wars - Jedi Fallen Order

#SUDDENLY YOU REALIZE WHY THE EMPIRE COULDN’T LET THE JEDI LIVE #EVEN JUST ONE WILL FUCK UP AN ENTIRE LEGION OF STORMTROOPERS #LOOK AT JEDI BABY FUCKING GO #HE MAY BE A BABEY BUT HE’LL STILL WRECK YOUR SHIT #THIS IS ALWAYS AND FOREVER A CAL KESTIS APPRECIATION BLOG

[assiraphales]

if qui gon had been anakin’s master, anakin prob wouldn’t have gone to the dark side. not necessarily bc he’d been a better master, but bc obi wan would be the cool older bro he’d sneak out w and confide in instead of the fake father figure he felt the constant need to rebel against. ‘palpatine has been asking me to spend time with him…’ ‘NEVER trust a politician. wait, hold. why the kriff is a decrepit thing like him trying to hang out w a 12 year old’ ‘I’m in love w padme. I want to get married!’ ‘u still have a rat tail’

[tesb]

Imperial forces are spreading out across the city. A full lockdown is imminent.

STAR WARS: MAUL – SHADOW LORD (2026) Chapter 5: Inquisition

[seventhskycorps]

*concussed, probably drugged, crashing from stim overuse, abducted and about to be forced to fight in an arena* hey, i recognize this band

[cobaltbeam]

She is sleepy,,,,,,

[stealingpotatoes]

happy pride month <3

(commission info // tip jar!)

[cheesenames]

if we can set aside attachment discourse for a moment (please) i think the jedi marriage prohibition makes sense in a “please don’t enter a complex legal, financial, social, and in some cases religious contract, the specifics of which vary wildly depending on planet and culture” way. the single jedi with a law degree does not have time to draft everyone’s prenups to prevent the whole order from getting sued

[the-fallen-blue]

#we could create so many interesting new problems if we ignore romance and make it about contracts generally#jedi prohibition on getting a loan. jedi prohibition on signing a waiver before bungee jumping. etc

"Qui-Gon didn't try to buy Anakin or the engine because there wasn't anyone in town who offered a credit exchange service" wrong. Qui-Gon gambled for Anakin under the table because after dealing with the Cyrkon Delinquency of 24850, Master Olobi, Esq, has personally promised to hang by the the toes from the highest tower of the Temple for one week any Jedi who generates any trackable legal transaction or obligation between the Order and the Hutts.

[byjove]

The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.

[gffa]

Every time I think about, “Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend.” I start laughing because IT HAPPENED LIKE TWELVE YEARS AGO and THE ONLY PEOPLE THERE WERE SIDIOUS AND PLAGUEIS like there’s no way for the Jedi to even know this story existed, it’s not a millennia old tale, it was INCREDIBLY RECENT and they were Sith Lords IN HIDING, yet Palpatine just says that entire story with his whole chest like Anakin’s never going to go go the Jedi and say, “Hey, what’s up with never telling me about that Sith Legend Darth Plagueis?” so the Jedi can go “who the fuck is Darth Plagueis????” and Palpatine is RIGHT, Anakin’s brain is just like a hamster on a squeaky wheel, “oh okay I don’t know enough to tell if that’s true or not but I’m just gonna believe it”.  ABOUT A STORY THAT HAPPENED A DECADE AGO, NOT SOME ANCIENT HISTORY.  The absolute gall of Sheev Palpatine, there will never be another villain like him, he’s the bestworst.

[gffa]

#the funniest part about it for me is that it’s probably not even that uncommon of a story with the Sith#say Anakin did go demand the Jedi tell him about this#they’d tell him they’ve never heard of a Plagueis but sure lots of Sith were convinced they’d found the secrets of immortality#never worked out for them#and getting murdered in their sleep by their apprentice? a dime a dozen with the Sith#“the chancellor is probably just conflating various stories about historical Sith…wait why was he talking about Sith legends anyway?” (via @jedi-order-apologist) I am crying at the idea that Jocasta Nu, after being asked by a manic Anakin Skywalker about the Darth Plagueis legend, says she doesn’t know anything about that name, but she does have a dozen other stories about various elements that sound halfway familiar, so perhaps this is an amalgamation of various other stories, and she dumps like TWENTY VOLUMES of encyclopedias about the Sith in Anakin’s lap and says, okay, everything you need to know is in these books.  And Anakin is saved from diving face first into the dark side through the power of him falling asleep in the third volume in the middle of the Jedi Archives because a) he hasn’t slept in a week and b) they’re not nearly as exciting as he thought they’d be.  Jocasta just drapes a cloak over his shoulders and leaves him be with a soft pat to his back, he looks like he needed the rest.

[gffa]

#the idea of jocasta being like ‘hmm yes im afraid the chancellor only has a layman’s understanding of sith legends’ is soooo funny (via @gil-estel) Jocasta’s reaction to hearing about Sheev’s story being, “Those citations sound like complete shit.” is absolutely sending me.  If you can’t properly cite your sources, Jocasta Nu isn’t buying your bullshit, Sidious.

[winterinhimring]

OK, so one of my favourite things about TPM (not something you hear often, I know; bear with me) is how normal Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon act about all the absolutely bonkers stuff that happens to them.

Respected trade conglomerate tries to gas then shoot them? No problem, let's just chop our way onto the bridge and continue the negotiations at 'sabre-point! Whoops, that didn't work? Up the vents it is, we'll smuggle ourselves onto the planet along with this surprise army of battle droids. Easy peasy!

Standing in the middle of a hidden city of possibly hostile aliens, soaking wet, recently having been nearly run over by tanks? Just another day at work.

Piloting a mini-sub through a planet's core while the massive local wildlife tries to eat them? Their most pressing concern is that Qui overdid his Force-suggestion to get Jar Jar to relax. (Seriously. What is a normal mission like for these guys? Is it just them that this happens to, or is it a Jedi thing that you go to negotiate taxes and wind up bounced halfway across the Outer Rim betting on podraces to get your ship repaired?)

My other favourite thing is that Obi-Wan's first thought -- not his second, not his third, his first thought when Qui-Gon mentions some unfinished business on Tatooine -- is "Who did you adopt this time, Master?" And Qui-Gon is not in the least surprised that this is Obi-Wan's immediate reaction, which makes me wonder just how many times Qui-Gon has gone on a mission alone and just...adopted somebody. (Fanon says Plo Koon is responsible for a third of the younglings in the creche, but I think we're collectively sleeping on the possibility that Qui is responsible for another third.)

[jediknobi]

hc that at the beginning of the war, clones became used to Anakin's informality and it became common to have silly conversations after a long day with him, like "would you fight a hungry rancor once or ten angry loth-cats every day for a month" and it's always fun because Skywalker has crazy explanations for his choice, until the day he says "you're all wrong, let me ask Obi-Wan, he will agree with me"

And all the clones panic because General Kenobi is so serious and stern and important, they can't just ask him some stupid question!

But Skywalker has already dragged him over and asked him before the troopers could stop him, and of course Kenobi is frowning now, they will be all scolded for this, probably forced to clean the freshers this week for wasting his time like that, and—

"That is absurd, Anakin. I can't answer before knowing if it's possible to reason with the loth-cats."

The clones blink in unison.

"What do you mean, reason with them? They're loth-cats Obi-Wan! They're animals!"

"Yes, but if they're angry for a month, then there must be a reason. Thus—"

"No, no, don't thus me, there is no negotiation to help you there, it wasn't part of the question—"

"Then the question was not asked correctly! For example, what about the rancor's size? What about its weight? What if it's blind? I'm sure the troopers will agree that we need more information before expressing our opinion."

The noise of frustration General Skywalker makes is only the prelude to a 25-minute-long argument about providing details and sources, two deep dives into zoological reports on rancors' diet and at least three side debates about preferring dogs to loth-cats which turned into a slideshow of the cutest loth-cats on the holonet.

Needless to say, the clones are delighted and never forget to ask General Kenobi for his opinion on pretty much anything after that.

[animatedjen]

Cal “No Bones” Kestis:

[jfodaily]

JEDI: FALLEN ORDER (2019)