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@sexnce
Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)
as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers
Me: My writing is so bad. :(
Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.
this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten
How did they find the worst audio ever made
Yknow, I watched this without sound. And I saw "I hate you" as a reply, and assumed something awful happened at the end of the video. And then I scrolled down a bit further, and went back up, listened to the audio and I gotta say. I agree with found-sheep.
Watching this without volume and then turning it on is like a sucker punch
"my child is fine" your child wanted to kill herself at 11 years old
ladies if he:
-has a scar
-is obsessed with destiny
-has daddy issues
-once made a correct moral choice and got a fever from his inner turmoil
that’s not your man, that’s Fire Lord Zuko
we’ve literally just looped back around to 90’s psa interstitials
Transcript:
Brad: Hi, I’m brad!
Chad: And I’m Chad!
Thad: And I’m Thad.
Brad: And welcome to—
All three: Lessons with KOK!
Brad: Today, on lessons with KOK, we’re gonna learn about—
All three: Consent.
Thad: Hey Chad!
Chad: Hey Thad!
Thad: Can I slap your ass?
Chad: Absolutely!
Thad: *slaps Chad’s ass*
Thad and Chad: *high five* Nice!
Chad: Hey Thad!
Thad: Hey Chad!
Chad: Can I slap your ass?
Thad: Absolutely Not!
Chad: I respect your decision!
Thad and Chad: *high five* Nice!
Brad: Always remember: F.R.I.E.S.
Thad: Consent is: freely given,
Chad: Reversible,
Brad: Informed,
Thad: Enthusiastic,
Chad: And specific!
Brad: Thanks for tuning into—
All three: Lessons with KOK!
Chad: Nice cock!
Brad: Nice cock!
Thad: Nice cock!
All three: Nice cock!
THERES A TRANSCRIPT NOW
so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'
i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience
You mean this sign?
Missed opportunity for "Seatbelt safety; stay seated, not yeeted"
Stay seated, not yeeted
What Boomers think Gen Z talk like vs. How Gen Z actually talk
The ‘Brelly Kids as Florida Man Headlines
LUTHER:
DIEGO:
ALLISON:
KLAUS:
FIVE:
BEN:
VANYA:
[This user believes platonic love is just as important as romantic love.]
for anon
Tis true
100 Reasons NOT To Kill Yourself
1. We would miss you. 2. It’s not worth the regret. Either by yourself if you failed or just simply left scars, or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you. 3. It does get better. Believe it or not it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow. 4. There’s so much you would miss out on doing. 5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there. 6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself. 7. You ARE worth it. Don’t let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise. 8. You are amazing. 9. A time will come, once you’ve battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won’t regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better. 10. What about all the things you’ve always wanted to do? What about the things you’ve planned, but never got around to doing? You can’t do them when you’re dead. 11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that’s still a reason to stay alive. 12. You won’t be able to listen to music if you die. 13. Killing yourself is never worth it. You’ll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about. 14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me. 15. You’re preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born. 16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died? 17. You’re gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect. 18. Think about your favourite music artist, you’ll never hear their voice again… 19. You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day 20. Listening to incredibly loud music 21. Being alive is just really good. 22. Not being alive is really bad. 23. Finding your soulmate. 24. Red pandas 25. Going to diners at three in the morning. 26. Really soft pillows. 27. Eating pizza in New York City. 28. Proving people wrong with your success. 29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life. 30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can. 31. Being able to help other people. 32. Bonfires. 33. Sitting on rooftops. 34. Seeing every single country in the world. 35. Going on roadtrips. 36. You might win the lottery someday. 37. Listening to music on a record player. 38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower. 39. Taking really cool pictures. 40. Literally meeting thousands of new people. 41. Hearing crazy stories. 42. Telling crazy stories. 43. Eating ice cream on a hot day. 44. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know. 45. Travelling to another planet someday. 46. Having an underwater house. 47. Randomly running into your hero on the street. 48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel. 49. Trampolines. 50. Think about your favourite movie, you’ll never watch it again. 51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke, 52. Your survival will make the world better, even if it’s for just one person or 20 or 100 or more. 53. People do care. 54. Treehouses 55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse 55. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees 56. I don’t even know you and I love you. 57. I don’t even know you and I care about you. 58. Because nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness! 59. You won’t be here to experience the first cat world emperor. 60. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU’LL MISS CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER NOM THINGS! 61. Starbucks. 62. Hugs. 63. Stargazing. 64. You have a purpose, and it’s up to you to find out what it is. 65. You’ve changed somebody’s life. 66. Now you could change the world. 67. You will meet the person that’s perfect for you. 68. No matter how much or how little, you have your life ahead of you. 69. You have the chance to save somebody’s life. 70. If you end your life, you’re stopping yourself from achieving great things. 71. Making snow angels. 72. Making snowmen. 73. Snowball fights. 74. Life is what you make of it. 75. Everybody has a talent. 76. Laughing until you cry. 77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy. 78. The world would not be the same if you didn’t exist. 79. Its possible to turn frowns, upside down 80. Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive. 81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero. 82. Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections. 83. One day your smile will be real. 84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day. 85. Lying on grass and laughing at the clouds. 86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends. 87. Eating crazy food. 88. Staying up all night watching your favourite films with a loved one. 89. Sleeping in all day. 90. Creating something you’re proud of. 91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and being proud you didn’t commit 92. Being able to meet your Internet friends. 93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate 94. Sherlock season three. 95. Cuddling under the stars. 96. Being stupid in public because you just can. 97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile? 98. being able to hug that one person you havent seen in years 99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this. 100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now, literally anything could happen
IF that isn’t enough:
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696 Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433 LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255 Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386 Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743 Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438 Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673 Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272 Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000 Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253 Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453 UK Helplines: Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected] Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111 Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected] Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected] b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected] b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected] Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600 Drinkline: 0800 9178282 Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected] Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614 India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669 Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7 suicide hotlines; Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430 Australia: 13-11-14 Austria: 01-713-3374 Barbados: 429-9999 Belgium: 106 Botswana: 391-1270 Brazil: 21-233-9191 China: 852-2382-0000 (Hong Kong: 2389-2222) Costa Rica: 606-253-5439 Croatia: 01-4833-888 Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67 Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908 Denmark: 70-201-201 Egypt: 762-1602 Estonia: 6-558-088 Finland: 040-5032199 France: 01-45-39-4000 Germany: 0800-181-0721 Greece: 1018 Guatemala: 502-234-1239 Holland: 0900-0767 Honduras: 504-237-3623 Hungary: 06-80-820-111 Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90 Ireland: 1800-247-100 Israel: 09-8892333 Italy: 06-705-4444 Japan: 3-5286-9090 Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292 Malaysia: 03-756-8144 (Singapore: 1-800-221-4444) Mexico: 525-510-2550 Netherlands: 0900-0767 New Zealand: 4-473-9739 New Guinea: 675-326-0011 Nicaragua: 505-268-6171 Norway: 47-815-33-300 Philippines: 02-896-9191 Poland: 52-70-000 Portugal: 239-72-10-10 Russia: 8-20-222-82-10 Serbia: 21-6623-393 Spain: 91-459-00-50 South Africa: 0861-322-322 South Korea: 2-715-8600 Sweden: 031-711-2400 Switzerland: 143 Taiwan: 0800-788-995 Thailand: 02-249-9977 Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800 Ukraine: 0487-327715 Uruguay: 095 73 8483 You will be missing out on every single wonderful thing yet to happen to you.
if u see this please re blog. never scroll past this. you never know who may need to read this.
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I will reblog this constantly for everyone to see it!This is importantant!💞
Didn’t see a helpline for India so here are a few:
1Life: 91-78930-78930 (24X7) [email protected]
Aasra: 91-22-27546669 (24X7) [email protected]
Vandrevala Foundation: 1860-266-2345 / 1800-233-3330 (24X7) [email protected]
SUMAITRI: 91-11-23389090 (Mon-Fri 2pm to 10pm and Sat-Sun 10 am to 10pm) [email protected]
Sneha India: 91-44-2464 0050 / 91-44-2464 0060 (24X7) [email protected]
Lifeline Foundation: 91-33-24637401 / 91-33-24637432
I just copied this and sent it to one of my best friends, and now he said he’s crying. I feel sorta bad that he’s crying but he said that he really needed to hear that, and now I’m about to cry
I don’t care if it ruins your “theme” this is important.
Omg pls share 🙏🏻❤️
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
Never gonna stop reblogging this
@presentham
This is important and should be reblogged by everyone i dont care what your “theme” is
I swear my finger broke the sound barrier because I hit reblog so fast.
I’ve been needing this lately, and here it is for anyone else that needs it
I really hope if any of you guys need this it helps. It breaks my heart that some people are hurting and haven’t gotten the chance to live their life. You all deserve to keep living so you can experience the best parts of your life that haven’t happened yet.
I CAN CONFIRM!! AL OF THIS IS TRUE!!!!!!
im literally gonna fucking cry
I HAVE NEVER REBLOGGED SOMETHING FASTER
Just a note for Canadians: Kids Help Phone (1-800-668-6868 for calls, or text CONNECT to 686868) is available for youth ages 5-29. There are additional resources including the Crisis Text Line and the Always There app provided through this organization as well. Obviously, you will not be turned away if you are outside the boundaries of those ages, but the volunteers and counsellors there are specifically trained to manage teen and young adult issues. That may not be the best fit for you.
There are other resources.
By visiting Crisis Services Canada, you can find local phone and in person help by province. There is also The Lifeline Canada Foundation which will help you find the right people to talk to.
Other phone numbers include:
Canada Suicide Prevention Service (1-833-456-4566) or text 45654
First Nations and Inuit Hope for Wellness 24/7 Help Line (1-855-242-3310)
Canadian Indian Residential Schools Crisis Line (1-866-925-4419)
Trans LifeLine – All Ages (1-877-330-6366)
break it down now y’all
Bro did your whole body go through half of mitosis for like a quick sec
me, talking about my trauma: haha yeah it was no big deal tho i don’t really care it’s whatever honestly
somebody: validates my trauma and says i shouldn’t have had to go through that
me, suddenly crying: huh. weird
I seem to have binge-watched season 2 in one day.
I fucking KNEW he could get possessed! God DAMN!
@sexnce @funkylittleseance @glassmenagerieofmuses @psychoxsomatic
BIG Jubes and Klaus energy
❛ Honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now. ❜ @magicalmystery-muses from Willow pls
@magicalmystery-muses
“Awww, you’re too fun to be killed! God couldn’t keep tormenting our family if we were dead, right?”
NOTHING IS EVER TRULY REAL AND NOTHING IS EVER TRULY UNREAL
THIS IS NOT A PIPE AND THIS IS NOT A PICTURE OF A PIPE IT IS A PICTURE OF WHAT YOU BELIVE TO BE A PIPE HAVE YOU EVER TOUCHED A PIPE? WHAT FITS WITHIN THE DEFINITION OF A PIPE? WHAT IF IT WAS 200 FEET TALL AND MADE OF STEEL? IS THAT A PIPE?
TRUTH IS FLUX EVERY TIME YOU ENCOUNTER A PIPE OR CONTEMPLATE A PIPE IT CHANGES THE DEFINITION OF WHAT A PIPE IS BY CONTEMPLATING THE PIPE YOU CHANGE ALL PIPES
THIS IS NOT YOU THIS IS NOT AN IMAGE OF YOU THIS IS AN IMAGE OF WHAT YOU BELIEVE TO BE YOU WHERE DO YOU STOP? WHEN SOMEONE HITS YOU ON THE MOTORWAY YOU SAY THEY HIT YOU NOT THAT THEY HIT YOUR CAR WITH THEIR CAR IN A SMALL WAY THE VEHICLE IS AN EXTENSION OF YOU AND YOUR SPACE IN THE WORLD
TRUTH EXISTS IN FLUX EVERY TIME YOU ENCOUNTER THE SELF YOU CHANGE THE SELF
YOU AND THE PIPE ARE NEVER WHOLLY SEPARATE AND NEVER COMPLETELY ONE WE RECOGNIZE SELVES AND PIPES THROUGH THE RECOGNITION OF THE OTHER
CHANGE THE PIPE CHANGE THE SELF CHANGE THE SELF CHANGE THE PIPE CHANGE THE PIPE CHANGE THE OTHER CHANGE THE OTHER CHANGE THE SELF
THIS IS MAGIC
I love u normal-horoscopes but TBH I fully believe that at least one pipe was involved in u making this post
I don’t know what u put in it, but it sure must’ve been something
THE ONLY PIPE INVOLVED HERE IS THE ONE I WAS LAYING ON YOUR MOM
