jobless by choice

girl help!!!!

[deepseasmetro]

Something good will happen to me. I feel like something good is gonna happen. It's already reached me, so it's great. And it's getting further away. But I'm ready. I feel like I can do anything 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

[deepseasmetro]

[notahorseindisguise]

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

[notahorseindisguise]

it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found

[megamindsupremacy]

the notes on this post are SENDING me

[stephdudette]

So idk if you guys know of a game called Undertale. Its by Toby Radiation Fox, the guy who does homestuck music.

Well i started playing the demo, and that part with the flower, I thought it was gonna be all cute and nice.

BOY WAS I HELL WRONG. THAT FLOWER FREAKED THE HELL OUT OF ME. IM STILL SHAKING NOW.

someone calm me down. im not even 10 seconds and this is freaky. its like OFF  but idk. sdjgklsdjg;lksdjg

imma keep playing though, hopefully it gets better

[teathattast]

[segamascott]

this is honestly such a good idea

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

[gay-lotus]

[png-archive-chaos]

Some silly green guys!

[pmamtraveller]

"Cats on a Plane" by artist Kelly Pringle.

[byjove]

top 10 jobs for serial killers:

cop

member of any branch of the military (often combined with some of these other jobs)

‘polite family man’

truck driver

nurse (gerontology and neonatal specialties especially)

construction/contracting

doctor (gerontology and surgical specialties especially)

anything in the animal agriculture field (particularly pig farming)

preacher (Protestant evangelical especially)

account

[byjove]

serial killer career path gaining momentum: YouTuber

serial killer career path loosing popularity: butcher

[byjove]

I don’t know why butchers aren’t chasing people around with their butcher knives in bloody aprons anymore but that isn’t a major concern in 2026. Maybe modern hairnets have a soothing effect.

[everythingismadeofchaos]

Hey, wow, is this just like a funny fictional observation or is it real data?

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised either way

[byjove]

based on vibes and major headlines but I tried looking up the statistical reality

5/12 is pretty good based on stereotypes alone

[enchantedbook]

"The Pearl of the Talisman" by Edmund Dulac, 1920.

[biblical-figures]

[biblical-figures]

Please get it tattooed

[neon-gallows]

Themmmmmmm :3

Off topic but someone and I are starting a teacher x student roleplay of these two and their writing is PHENOMENAL and I’m just here like AHH!!! I gotta up my game 😭. But hehehe I’m so excited about this roleplay 👀!!

Art Link: Here

[laserwalnut]

I Love You (More Than (I Think) You Love Me)

[wiimotion]

How it feels to settle into bed and close my eyes and return to the totally made-up scenario I was last engrossed in

[escuerzoresucitado]

Common tree shrew

[pseudomantis]

one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

[011flet]

[coochiekrab]

The Participation Trophy Wife