trashcan queen

still tired

[calledoutpost-deactivated202103]

found the killer post again bc i lost it

[luncheon-aspic]

Happy Halloween to all the ghouls, goblins and THE KILLER

[timothyolyphant]

this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while

[official-penis-posts]

Official Penis Post

[appalachiananarchist]

I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.

[horrorfilmdyke]

(So horny its like someone took a knife baby edgy and dull and cut a six inch valley through the middle of my skull) Hello

[aleatoryw]

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

[tummytastic]

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

[sanitymakesposts]

Penetration, my liege?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

[postoctobrist]

YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such

[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such

[unbotheredmuse]

[mia-down-under]

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[escuerzoresucitado]

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

POV: You never know the difference

[karpad]

The illusion of choice

[through-a-historic-lens]

A man predicts the invention of cell phones in 1953

[iridessence]

reblogging from my inescapable telephone

[nemfrog]

"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.

Internet Archive

[sorrytoallwholikeme-blog]

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[snowdropsontheblood]

Fashion East Spring 23

[bodyfeeling]

op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog

[zzoupz]

I know basically nothing about tarot cards but I absolutely need to make this a reality

[fakeboislim]

My mom gave me some gluten free knock-off Girl Scout cookies and one of the Os fell off

[vodka-valntyne]

[cellarspirit]

who else up garging they goyle