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Wait a minuteâŠ
This is what American politics is like
why am i being threatened
Tumblr is amazing. Iâve never seen another website whose advertisers fail this miserably to actually advertise anything, and yet, they still inadvertently manage to produce good content through the medium.
i want everyone to know that the minimum budget for advertising on tumblr is $25,000
Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep
so? theyre busy relaxing in bed, mind your own business
ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS
Yes, this is real.
Not to sound fucking alarmist, but uhhhhhh if Trump forcing immigrants to wear yellow insignias wasnât enough of an alarm bells for you, maybe this is.
Food Network Hosts: Iâm so looking forward to being transported into her home kitchen. It will be like a trip across the world to experience an exotic culture and, honestly, thatâs so important.
Asian Contestant:Â Iâm from Atlanta. Iâm making mac and cheese.
Okay this might just be the most far-fetched theory Iâve ever come up with and thereâs no actual proof that this happened but justâŠhear me out okay?
Letâs present the facts before I present the actual theory:
We know that Iroh is fairly old, definitely older than Ozai as indicated both by his hair color and the fact that heâs the first-born son and should have been the heir to the throne.
Speaking of that throne, the Fire Nation royal family looks like this:
Sozin â> Azulon (Father of Ozai/Iroh) â> Ozai and Iroh â> Zuko and Azula
Meaning that Sozin, the man who started the war, is only two generations ahead of Iroh. Heâs Irohâs grandfather.
We also know that Sozin was in his eighties the first time the comet came around. Iâm just saying â he was old. So it stands to reason that his son, Azulon, would have been an adult during this time. Meaning itâs entirely possible that his wife could have been old enough to give birth to Iroh during this time.
Now that would make Iroh 100 years old during the series which seems completely insane but remember something important: People grow to insanely old ages in Avatar!
Proof:
Kyoshi: Died at 150
Bumi: Is 112 and still a badass
Sozin: Died at 102
Guru Pathik: His age is unknown but he was a Gyatsoâs friend/confidant so he has to be over 100.
We also know that Iroh was fit both physically, mentally, and spiritually so yeah this guy could have definitely been 100 years old during the series.
Okay so weâve established the fact that Iroh could have theoretically been born 100 years before the series began. Who cares?Â
I do. Because I donât just think that he was born roughly 100 years before the series began. I think that Iroh was born during a very specific moment.
And before I outright state the theory, I want to remind you all of the most important factor here: The World of Avatar is centered around the theme of reincarnation.
So hear me out:
Nobody likes thinking about what happened during the Fire Nationâs invasions of the Air Temples (unless youâre @tashiandnimaâ in which case you write an entire amazing comic about it; seriously go read it). But as painful as it is, we have to think about the invasion for this theory.
We know that there was one fateful day when a comet shot across the sky and Sozin used the resulting power to send his armies to the Air Temples in order to wipe the airbenders out. So just imagine that.Â
Imagine the monks all fighting to the best of their ability (theyâre pacifists after all; they didnât have an army).
Imagine Gyatso taking down dozens of soldiers but eventually being killed himself.
And imagine, hundreds of miles away, at that exact moment, Prince Azulonâs son is born.
Yep.
My theory is that
This kind, spiritual, and lovable teacher/father-figure:
Was reincarnated into this kind, spiritual, and lovable teacher/father-figure:
(Hey, Bryke originally wanted Gyatso to be reincarnated into Momo and I frankly think this does his character a lot more justice.)
Which suddenly puts a whole new spin on this scene:
And now Iâm in tears.
None of the comments on the right work anyway. EVER.
Weâve been conditioned to believe that pollyanna positivity is the way to approach any negative situation. These days, my approach is usually âThis sucks, but I believe in you, and Iâm here to help if you need me, but I wonât get butthurt if you donât.â
I will never forget the time I worked at Panera and charged a woman an extra 10 cents for getting her coffee in a mug rather than a small cup (that was our rule at the time) and a week later she stormed in and said, âSo I called your corporate offices to get you fired for overcharging me for coffee, and do you know what they said? They said you were following company policy! They refused to do anything about it! Can you believe how rude they were to me?â
âOh dear,â I said.
tiddies so big call her boobonic plague
Hi there! I didnât ask for thisÂ
Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I donât think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.
Iâd like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they donât like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want.
I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isnât present.
Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day.
Me:Â âFor the drink, itâs [x amount] :)â
Customer:Â âI saw a sign that I get a free drink?â
Me:Â âFor signing up for our rewards program, yes :)â
Customer: âOh⊠I donât have one of thoseâ
Me:Â âWell if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :)â
Customer:Â âEh I donât want to sign upâ
Me: ââŠâ ââŠâ â:)â
Customer:Â âI hate getting all those emailsâ
Me:Â âOh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how :)â
Customer:Â âNo thanks, IÂ donât want an accountâ
Me: âOkay⊠well the drink will be [x amount] :)â
Customer:Â âI thought it was free?â
Me:Â â:)â
Me:Â âItâs free if you sign up for our rewards program :)â
Customer:Â âI donât want to sign upâ
Me:Â âThen the drink isnât free :)â
Customer:Â âYou canât just give me the drink?â
Me:Â âNo, I canât unfortunately :)â
Customer:Â âWhy not? Itâs only [x amount]â
Me: âIf thatâs not a lot of money to you, why donât you just pay for it? :)â
Customer:Â âThis is shit customer serviceâ
Me:Â â:)â
Customer:Â âThis is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourselfââ
Me:Â âI donât control the prices, Iâm just a cashier :)â
Customer:Â ââmaking a fucking fuss over a damn drink and itâs not even a largeââ
Me:Â âThatâs not my decision, Iâm just a cashier :)â
Customer:Â ââand you bet I wonât be coming back here againâ
Me:Â âHow unfortunate :)â
I can feel the :) deep in my soul
I have never felt the :) so viscerally as in this post.
I havent even worked in retail and I feel this
Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.
I know this is a funny post but
There are a few major points in Country Musicâs history that got the entire genre labeled as âannoyingâ
Post 9/11 nationalism
A term that I couldnât make up âBro-Countryâ which intensifies themes of booze, objectifying women, and partying that were present in past decades but not to such an extent
This is Gospel Music But With an Accent
Now looking at the songs op listed there is
A woman pleading to another woman
A woman wrecking a shitheads life
A guy loving the scenery of where he lived
A song that could easily be mistaken for a number of other genres
But it is easier to say that one hates country while privately enjoying select songs than explain why one doesnât like the current market oversaturated with our nationâs problems of nationalism, sexism, and so on
Jim Carrey started making demon-faced Orange Man Bad comics and everyone just forgot that he and his ex girlfriend Jenny McCarthy are directly, personally responsible for the current wave of anti-vaxx sentiment because they didnât like that her son is autistic.Â
I thought we were over bringing up peopleâs past mistakes and cancel culture
Bruh. Heâs currently an antivaxxer, He is currently involved in encouraging people not to vaccinate. He is personally responsible for a movement that has caused a resurgence of Measles, Mumps, and Rubella. Iâm not fucking dragging up an apologized for homophobic tweet from 2010, Iâm talking about the fact that his current believe system that he encouraged is responsible for the deaths of little ass children from diseases that were at one point nearly eradicated. Fucking POLIO is back because Jim Carrey, local insane funnyman, and his ex girlfriend couldnât handle an autistic child.
this new wave of people dimissing the criticism of ongoing harmful behavior as âcancel cultureâ is getting out of hand the same way âcancel cultureâ itself did. please learn how to use your brains.
Iâm sorry but after endgame, 2012 SHEILD headquarters is gonna be a whole ass mess.
Steve just got told by himself that Bucky is still alive, then got his ass kicked, again, by himself.
Loki has escaped and fucked off with the Tessaract
Iron Man has had a heart attack
A large group of startled Hydra agents now think that Steve is one of them.
Itâs gonna be absolute chaos
Thatâs a movie I would enjoy seeing.
That fuckin smile at the end
To the worried person in the comments:Â
No, a hummingbirdâs heart will not stop if it stops moving. Youâre possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such canât stop moving. Hummingbirds donât sit often because theyâre busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep.Â
Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.
However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.
Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.
this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading âNo, a hummingbirdâs heart will not stop if it stops moving. Youâre possibly thinking of Spoinkâ killed meÂ
PokĂ©mon Sleep, a new app from that tracks a userâs time sleeping and brings a gameplay experience unlike any other!
Several Snorlax were consulted on this, in case you were wondering.
#PokemonSleep is coming in 2020.
Ok⊠this is actually pretty cool
Pokemon really fucking saying âyou goNNA BE HEALTHY BITCH. U GONNA GO ON WALKS. YOU GONNA HAVE A FUCKING. SLEEP. SCHEDULE. DO YOU HEAR ME BITCH?????? YOU AINT GOT NO CHOICE, NOW DRINK SOME WATER, THERES A POKESTOP ABOUT A COUPLE MILES WALK FROM YOUR LOCATION, AND IF YOU GO TO BED BY 9 FUCKING 30 YOUâLL GET A REWARD GACHA POKEMON IN THE MORNINGâ
Pokemon company trying to make their fantasy worlds real
Cant wait for the genetic experiments
get you someone who can do both