[ryebreadgf]

[tamamita]

There are no perverts on tumblr

[toanshirotaka]

[avpdhaunt]

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

[justsomeguycore]

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

nostalgia is reactionary so me not being able to remember anything is revolutionary praxis

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[somafalls]

they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die

[couchnapping]

sie haben trans bitches hier, die haben so beschissene Namen wie The

[isawken]

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

[isawken]

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man

[novafigura]

[aflo]

wife found out how much i spend on money

[psychodon525]

8 hours a day

[aflo]

[64mpg]

being forced to watch something you don’t want to is worse than what they did to jesus

[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[queerofthedagger]

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

[paxamericana]

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]

[coughloop]

crossfaded off a burp and a sneeze

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[radioempyrea]

*to interviewer* Yeah life got pretty easy right around the time this Angel started following me around who gives me a huge gold medal every time I make a good decision. It's hones--oh hey man what's up? Wow, another one? For not putting that rock in my mouth earlier? Ahahaha how did you even know how much I wanted to do that??? Dude thank you you are seriously the best 🥰