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[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[anxietyproblem]

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[supervillainny]

And you are older than them

[ozempicofficial]

[doggirl-girlcock]

My cringe fucking baby and her derivative drivel

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[wumiwux]

oh so you’re evil? Name every resident.

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[alivehouse]

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

[alivehouse]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[godlessondheimite]

[buqbite]

sometimes i feel ive got to

[buqbite]

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[buqbite]

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[buqbite]

run away

[nohoperadio]

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

[achillesinhighheels]

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[gammadoppler]

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

[orteil42]

we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

a young witch trying to solve a gristly murder in the Italian alps during the Years of Lead