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I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.
So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.
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Incredible events unfolding on reddit
I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.
So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.
are you fat and rub your belly irl kinda guy or are you larp choid mustard kinda girl
Is there a third option
s is for slug
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why u lookin up almond joys in the background
I had beef wit somone
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didn’t jesus do something similar to that
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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage
it is hilarious to me that cishet men have yet to notice the ‘best friend cockblocking her friend you’re chatting up in a public place’ thing is planned, consensual on the part of the girl you’re uncomfortably hitting on and not a result of the bestie being jealous her friend is getting more male attention. they’re completely oblivious to the hostage eyes and silent nod to someone in the background because they’re too busy telling that poor girl about what a bitch their ex was.
RAM should cost $1 and every AI-peddling CEO should be fed to a large Beast
Mr. Beast?
He is being fed to the Beast too
Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”
Hey,
Don’t say anything
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one time my sister and i were walking up the stairs and heard a bunch of banging noises coming from an apartment, and she turned to me and said "aborted neighbor". and i was just like. i'm glad we're the same kind of terminally online and i know exactly what you are referencing because otherwise this would sound insane.
this is what the refrance
*publishes this post with my paws*
A fish
With paws
Nothing out of the ordinary here
reblogs this post with my cool antenna, (left)
I bet you can’t reblog it with your trunk tho
ignores your challenge with my tendril
as far as I'm aware this is what we're following
hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one
WHAT THE FUCK TUMBLR
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One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.
I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried
And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.
"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"
I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"
Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.
I almost always have either bright blue or bright pink hair these days, and it is very interesting how people divide up around it. Because I definitely have had people find me more approachable when I have vivid hair -- especially when it's blue, I get a lot more people (particularly men) striking up conversations with me about it. Which is delightful, honestly, and I would like to think the hair does indicate I'm trustworthy, since I do try to be.
But vivid hair is still culturally affiliated with nonconformity, as OP points out, and there's a fascinating level of power in Appearing Punk. Every so often I can actually see someone clock my hair and make a conscious decision Not To Fuck With That One.
It's most common when someone's being obnoxious on public transit. I guess they think since I have punk hair I will also have stereotypically punk levels of aggro, despite not being very tough-looking otherwise. It's fantastic for cooling down tense situations since all I really have to do is walk into the conflict and look disapproving. The implication that someone is about to get their ass handed to them is an incredibly false one, I can't fight worth a damn and don't escalate situations by policy, but the hair still says "Maybe don't push your luck."
Being weird and colorful certainly does say both "I'm here to help" and also "I'm here to help you through a window if you push me."