Three coping mechanisms in a trench coat

Alex. They/them. Scientist. Existentially exhaused

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

[machetelanding]

[husbandcinnamon]

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

[mssjynx]

t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP

[mssjynx]

nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE

[boffumdeez]

they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about

[tobiguous]

i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper

[jacketslutjayse]

Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?

[philly-punks-and-skins]

A fucking what now?

[coat]

BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!

[whereserpentswalk]

Here in New York it’s just called an ice.

[ovineweaver]

DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.

[wwhore]

?. The humble freeze pop ??

[lucytara]

and it falls to me to provide irrefutable proof.

[shitjustgotabstract]

I mean, zooper dooper is an objectively silly name, but that is the most common brand of these in australia

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

[graywalf]

the snoofing

[newtypezaku]

[victusinveritas]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog this post to help a child break the law

[0x5742]

oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law

[tallahasseemp3]

anyone else a great unstable mass of blood and foam

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.

like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[aesungaia]

[serious-tabaxi]

ok this level of simultaneous vague and direct psychological horror hasn't been expressed since Amnesia Was her Name

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[thehappysmiler]

[thehappysmiler]

favorites

[unforth]

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[duckingwriting]

[duckingwriting]

This thread lives rent free in my brain. And randomly came across my FB feed so of course I had to dig it up out of my Tumblr to share what fb shared.

[notemily]

I like this one

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember