Pop and Hotdish

Soda should never be confused with baking powder.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Circle of protection against capitalism

[probablybadrpgideas]

10/10 addition

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[karakats]

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

[bogleech]

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

[tanuki-pyon]

Moldy forest cat

[gothicprep]

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

[kob131]

Pet your cat OP, 50% shot it helps.

[headspace-hotel]

the first time I reblogged this, like a few weeks ago, it had like 4,000 notes. why do people keep insisting tumblr is dead

[headspace-hotel]

i had a DREAM about the green cat last night. not sure what she was up to but. nice to meet her :)

[sumi-sprite]

GREEN CAT IS BACK ON MY DAAAAAASH

[druid-priest-nikephoros]

We Love Green Cat

[mchasmfiend]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[uaeveggies-blog]

Pumpkin garden

[elizabethrobertajones]

If these all fell on you…. you… you’d….. get squashed……….

[elliot-amy]

[birusoda]

@wiifuck

[spacevixenmusic]

It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.

[houndstar]

Please, send her back

[marcchurch]

[xskadi-deactivated20240221]

I don’t know what’s going on here but I’m in

[jonaldronaldrolkientolkien]

girls night

[beardedmrbean]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

The audio is ‘non je ne regrette rien’ and there is simply no way to transcribe how well these misheard lyrics work

Credit source: Bec Hill on youtube

[je-suis-votre-roi]

The French language is a joke to you people, n’est-ce pas?

[theonion]

CHICAGO—In a major breakthrough for reproductive health, scientists at the University of Chicago announced Monday that they have developed an even more painful form of female contraception. “This highly advanced female contraceptive method is capable of providing patients with 500% more agony than any other product on the market,” said project head Dr. Joshua Bakshi, who explained that the spike-covered device would shred its way through the cervix, causing immeasurable pain, and then stab the uterus multiple times for insertion.

Full story.

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[55bltzkrgfrtz]

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

[taylorthegiant]

i made that beard out of a colonel sanders wig and bear and a stocking

[cannibalchicken]

[electronicgallery]

Museum Asks People To Recreate Paintings At Home, Gets 30 New Impressive Photos

It appears that boredom lies behind the most creative ideas. That's why quarantine has produced some of the most entertaining activities. One of them is the Getty Museum challenge, that so many of you have already seen in our previous article here.

[delphinidin4]

Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.

[simplyclockwork]

These are REALLY cool

[notallfay]

These are art in themselves, in a some of them point out what lockdown was like for us, they’re expressed themselves in a really cool way. But I think these are going to be talked about in the future.

[justwalkthroughme]

[larkandkatydid]

Roland Deschain will see a demon, say, “Hile, is anyone in this thar clearing gonna fuck yon demon?” and not even wait for an answer.