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DISCLAIMER: I do NOT write dead dove, or anything like that. I ONLY write for fandoms I am in, as it is hard for me to write for what I am not familiar with.
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Prom? (That's Green, Green)
~ CORTIS oneshot ~
story summary - In which Seonghyeon takes you to the prom.
pairings - Seonghyeon Eom x reader
contains - teen love, they're Endgame though, Keonho and James sneak, Seonghyeon is down bad, Keonho is down bad, implied boring prom, fluff, kissing, literal sleeping together, readers sister is around 20, I wrote this instead of sleeping, cuddling, teasing, Seonghyeon is lowkey ragebaiting
notes - Sour has no notes.
A dark green dress with a slight see-through corset, and off the shoulder.
That's what your prom dress looked like.
Your hair was perfectly curled, and your makeup was perfectly done.
You were taking photos for your Instagram, with the help of your best friend and older sister, when your front door opened.
Then, three men walked in.
James, the guy your sister had been dating since grade 10 who was practically your brother, and his two family friends, Keonho, your best friend's current talking stage who you think have been in love since the second grade, and your boyfriend of 2 years, Seonghyeon.
His suit was black, with a green tie to match your dress, and he had a gorgeous bouquet just for you.
"You were almost late."
"James drives slow."
He smiled, slipping an arm around your waist.
"Hey!"
James called from the couch, where had had taken your sister's snack.
"C'mon guys were gonna be late!"
You're best friend said, already tugging Keonho out the door.
"Have fun guys! And no funny business!"
Your sister called from the doorway.
The four of you slipped into the limo (courtesy of James) rather quickly.
Seonghyeon had an arm casually draped around your seat looking at all of the photos you took.
"You look really pretty."
He smiled his shoulder brushing yours.
Normally, he would be careful not to say such sappy things in front of Keonho for fear of getting clowned, but he was way too occupied in playfully arguing with your best friend to even notice you and Seonghyeon.
You looked up at him fingers tracing his jaw.
"You don't look too bad yourself..."
He hummed taking your hand in his own.
The actual dance was whatever. If you had to describe it, you would say it was just a bunch of teenagers in a room making out or dancing poorly. But you were with Seonghyeon, and your friends, they made it fun. You danced, you laughed, you smiled.
But your favorite part? Definitely at around midnight when you were dropped off at home and convinced your sister and parents to let Seonghyeon stay a little while longer.
You were still in your glam, sitting on the edge of your bed while Seonghyeon was kneeled on the floor, cheek against your thigh as he took your heels off.
You threaded your fingers through his hair, smiling down at him.
"I had a lot of fun tonight..."
He set your heels to the side, sitting next to you.
"Me too... we should do it again..."
"Prom only happens once."
"But you can be forever."
You blushed, turning around to hide in your pillows.
He laughed, laying down next to you, wrapping his arms around your torso and placing his head in the crook of your neck.
"Keonho has a new girlfriend..."
He sang, fingers rubbing little circles on your belly over your corset.
You nearly lept up, spinning your whole body around to face him.
"What?! And she didn't tell me?! How do you know?!"
He chuckled, combing a calm hand through your hair.
"Keonho had been talking about asking her out on prom night. Making it official... it happened when you stepped out so you could let your parents know we'd be leaving. They were mid dance, all I hear was her giggling 'yes' over and over, then she covered him in kisses."
You gasped, playfully hitting his shoulder.
"Why did you know before me?! She's my best friend!"
"Well Keonho is my best friend"
You rolled you eyes, placing your angry face on his chest. He rubbed a hand on your back, kissing the top of your head.
Before you knew it, the two of you had fallen asleep, still in your clothes.
The next morning, you two were awoken by the sound of your parents yelling because how dare you let your boyfriend sleep in your bed!
After they demanded Seonghyeon leave and that you change, Seonghyeon checked his phone and found many missed calls from his parents and many missed messages from James
.He just sighed, slipping out of your bed and towards your bedroom door.
"I'll text you when I get home."
You hummed arms awkwardly laying flat against your body.
He noticed, because of course he did and stepped closer, taking your hand in his and kissing your lips.
You smiled against his lips, but pulled away.
"Okay, you have to go."
He let out a low chuckle, waving you off.
"Okay, I get it... bye then.."
You waved back, closing your door as he walked out.It didn't take as long as you thought it would to get changed. Once you were done though, you opened your phone to see two things:
1. Your best friend hard launching Keonho
2. A picture of you and Seonghyeon dancing was posted on the school Instagram with the caption "another year, another beautiful prom!"
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~ ENHYPEN headcannons ~
story summary - Are the ENHYPEN members clingy, or clung to?
pairings - ENHYPEN x reader
contains - pure fluff, enhypen ot7, clinginess, cuddling, kissing
notes - Yes I included Heeseung ENHYPEN is 7
Heeseung βͺοΈ Clung to
β’ He loves it
β’ He loves when you two are laying down and you roll in next to him
β’ His favorite is when you're walking and you hold his arm
β’ You know that vid where the boys are playing basketball and he starts acting weird after getting the high five... you clinging to him got him acting like THAT
Jay βͺοΈ Clung to
β’ He also enjoys it but not if it's hot (he is not tyrna overheat π)
β’ Places his jaw on your head
β’ His favorite is when you're watching a movie and your face is buried in the crook of his neck
β’ He also isn't a big fan of pda, don't get me wrong he'll definitely show you affection in public, but he's not gonna be all over you and won't like if you're all over him
β’ Hands on your waist>>>
Jake βͺοΈ Clingy
β’ This one is obvious
β’ He LOVES clinging to you specifically when you sleep
β’ His favorite though is when you're cooking, he likes to come up behind you and hold you
β’ Follows you around the house
β’ 100% also clingy in public he doesn't gaf
β’ If you EVER try to pull away he's going to pout and give you sad Boba eyes :(
Sunghoon βͺοΈ Clung to
β’ Like Heeseung in the sense that you clinging to him boosts his ego
β’ His favorite is when you cling to his biceps
β’ He also likes being flattered
β’ But don't be mistaken he also loves appreciating & flattering YOU
Sunoo βͺοΈ Mix
β’ HEAR ME OUT OK
β’ I can totally see him letting you cuddle into him during movies and him enjoying it, but I also see him wanting to be pampered every now and then
β’ His favorite is when he gets home from practice and hugs you, sometimes he wraps his arms around your shoulders but sometimes his head is resting on your shoulder
β’ Loves playing with your hair, vise versa
Jungwon βͺοΈ Clingy
β’ Very clingy but not as much as Jake
β’ Clingy in the sense that you two are attached to the hip
β’ His favorite is when you're in public holding hands and you start swinging them
β’ Holds you from behind when sleeping
β’ Loves cheek kisses
Niki βͺοΈ Clung to
β’ But he doesn't love the idea of always cuddling or being together all the time
β’ He'll let you be clingy for a while and he'll like it, but he has his boundaries
β’ His favorite is when you're sitting next to each other and he can non-chalantly drape an arm over your chair
β’ Also loves when you need help reaching something (it makes his ego grow)
English Love Affair
story summary - In which Suguru Geto is in love with his best friend's little sister.
toc, chapter 01
pairings - Suguru Geto x reader
contains - Getou Suguru is Whipped, Gojo Satoru is So Done, Ieiri Shoko is a Good Friend, Ieiri Shoko is So Done, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Eventual Relationships, Pretending the hidden inventory arc never happened, Geto has purple eyes because how dare MAPPA remove them, geto is straight sorry, shoko is just there lowkey, sapphic coded Gojo, big brother Satoru Gojo, established feelings/crushes, gojohime, gojohime sneak, toxic gojohime (not really), nanami is just there, utahime doesn't gaf
notes - THIS IS ALSO ON MY AO3 (name in bio)! This is 100% inspired by that 5sos song about Gemma Styles and yes all the chapter names are lyrics from the song
TABLE OF CONTENTS
0. TOC
She's all I ever think about
Felt somebody looking at me
Feeling the connection
Before I knew it, it was serious
On her king sized bed
When the lights go out
Nobody I knew would be believing me
The storyline was so ridiculous
Needed intervention
Every single step had me waiting for the next
Drag me up the stairs and it wasn't ending there
Means I can't forget
Next thing we were back at her place
The movie playing in my head
All the way to third base
Falling on their faces
Chapters 17+ are still in the works!
WHY DID THE LAST CHAPTER FLOP
truly an angel, the most beautiful π (for @jung-koook π)
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JIMIN β park jimin.
pairing: Jimin! park jimin reader x park! jimin
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word count: +2k Jimin.
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Shakespeare isn't dead ππ₯
English Love Affair
story summary - In which Suguru Geto is in love with his best friend's little sister.
toc, chapter 12, chapter 14
pairings - Suguru Geto x reader
contains - Getou Suguru is Whipped, Gojo Satoru is So Done, Ieiri Shoko is a Good Friend, Ieiri Shoko is So Done, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Eventual Relationships, Pretending the hidden inventory arc never happened, Geto has purple eyes because how dare MAPPA remove them, geto is straight sorry, shoko is just there lowkey, sapphic coded Gojo, big brother Satoru Gojo, established feelings/crushes, gojohime, gojohime sneak, toxic gojohime (not really), nanami is just there, utahime doesn't gaf
notes - No longer active on AO3, this is the fics only home :). IM SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO UPDATE IM TRYING TO BE BETTER BUT BETWEEN MY OTHER IDEAS, SCHOOL, AND lowkey jjk burnout... ITS DIFFICULT BUT I PROMISE THIS STORY IS ALMOST COMPLETE. This is 100% inspired by that 5sos song about Gemma Styles and yes all the chapter names are lyrics from the song
When the day is over, you and Suguru walk up to Utahime's dorm.
"What are we going to say to her?"
You ask looking up at him.
"Everything should be ok as long as we don't anger her, she's reasonable when she wants to be"
He responds brushing his bangs out of the way.
Given the fact that Suguru was Satoru's best friend, he spent a lot of time around Utahime. So, you figured it was probably safe to trust him.
When you two get there, you knock softly.
She opens the door with a sigh.
"Look, guys if you're here for Satoru he's-"
You shake your head.
"No, we're here for you.."
Suguru jumps in.
"We need your help."
She nods, urging you to continue.
You speak up.
"We need you to talk to Satoru, get him to understand this."
She bites the corner of her lip, thinking it over when Suguru adds to your statement.
"Please, he's not listening to anyone else. Just you."
She looks up at him, eyes squinting slightly.
There's a long pause before anyone speaks.
"Ok, I can try, but I don't promise you anything. He might just get up and leave the second I bring it up."
You let out a dry chuckle, and nod greatfully.
"Thank you, Utahime."
The two of you leave, heading back to Suguru's dorm.
bullshit that belift has put enhypen through ever since their debut
1. sept 2020
during enhypen's first appearance at an airport they were heavily mobbed. ni-ki (a child at that time) was separated from the rest, jake reportedly cried and heeseung had to protect sunoo.
people found out their flight details, sasaengs booked the same flight.
2. jan 2020
the members were literally shivering from cold at an outdoor fansign. during winter, by the way. easily avoidable if belift cared, by the way.
sometime later the month jake faced backlash after wearing a necklace with the word "allah". stylists were blamed yet no apology came.
3. october 2022
sunghoon fainted at jfk from exhaustion. sunghoon, someone who has been practicing physically for years before debuting fainted from physical exertion... i think that says a lot about the insane schedule theyve been putting them through.
4. july 2023
another airport situation (incheon after madrid i believe). not enough security, members were pushed, separatedβsomething that should never happen in this line of work.
5. jul 30 2023
jake literally cried while performing due to the demanding and continuous choreographies.
later on live he said that he didn't even realize hed cried as he was too exhausted and in pain to do so until his makeup got messed up.
6. january 2024
there was a situation with a sasaeng literally stalking jake, booking the same flights, taking pictures of him sleeping. fans were deeply concerned and yet no action was taken.
7. june 14 2024
another airport mobbing situation, the members couldnt even pass through because of the amount of people pushing them.
need i say that its absolutely unacceptable?
8. july 2024
fans started being concerned about how staff treats sunoo. there are multiple videos of the staff grabbing him harshly by the arm, practically manhandling him etc.
but of course, no apology was issued, no action was taken.
9. june 2024
the company confirmed that jay had suffered a knee injury during their japan tour, he was seen wearing a knee supporter while performing later.
due to the tour's tight schedule he didn't even have time to recover properly and had to do so with an injury.
10. august 2024 fate+
heeseung was criticized for a lazy performance when in reality he could clearly be seen stumbling on stage due to exhaustion and the overly demanding schedule.
an extension of the tour was announced soon after.
11. september 2024
another sasaeng situation, the members privacy constantly being violated, people getting their flight information etc. and the company doing nothing to protect them.
12. december 2024
both jay and jungwon had dating rumors which they had to address themselves as no official statement was made by belift. jungwon had to deny the rumors on live by himself while the company did nothing.
13. december 27 2024
yet another airport mobbing situation.
members were seen pushed, lack of security and protection. yet after all the years of the same thing happening over and over again no action was taken.
14. february 27 2025
heeseung was called multiple times on his weverse live, looking visibly upset (as he should).
question is, how did his personal information got leaked and why the company did nothing to help?
15. june 30 2025
sasaengs reportedly broke into enhypen's dorm and tried to film them while asleep. the situation was reported to the police, but it still made it clear that better security is necessary.
16. july 4 2025
heeseung's home address was leaked.
17. jan 2026
sunghoon was sent on a solo schedule to china (i believe) with no security. he was forced to run through the airport as there were people literally chasing him.
18. march 2026
a few weeks ago we also found out that people were harassing heeseung on kkt ever since january. sending him explicit pictures, adding him to groupchats to harass him.
his phone number was also being sold for money.
im sure there were more situations like that, but those are just the ones that one can easily find. it is just unacceptable for a company to treat their idols like this.
no proofs attached because they can easily be found and not many details im lazy.
boycott hybe!
despite concerns, it doesnt hurt the boys. if anything, what the company has been putting them through hurts them more than anything right now.
we want to financially boycott the company to the point where theyll be forced to listen to the fans concerns. thats all it isβit is not sabotaging enhypen's career in any way and people need to understand that.
theyre human too, and they deserve a break instead of continuous tours and performances. stop treating them like your own personal entertainment instead of actual human beings.
this wont blow up, im typing all this out to remember.
oh my gosh everything I see you on here just talking/answering people I smile sm bc you genuinely seem like such a nice person and you're an amazing writerrrrrr β‘β‘β‘
ββ κ° β‘ κ± iβm genuinely surprised i come across that way because iβm usually just on here yapping and trying my best to survive fr π but thank you for being so sweet to me, i appreciate you sm and reading ur ask made me smile too hehe <3 love you !!
Play the beat!
~ CORTIS oneshot ~
story summary - In which Martin is your producer. (Producer x popstar)
pairings - Martin Edwards x Reader
contains - fluff, kissing, probably inaccurate representation of songwriting, slight rage baiting, slight teasing, friends to lovers, coworkers to lovers, producer x popstar, Martin is BOLD, reader is lowkey shy, mentions of overworking, mentions of slow burn
notes - Sour has no notes.
You had been working on this this song for two months. You needed one more song for your upcoming album, but you couldn't figure it out.
Last week though, you managed to figure out the sound, and what kind of beat you wanted. Now, all you needed was lyrics.
Which was arguably the hardest part.
You had been driving yourself insane trying to find inspiration, trying to write something.
Just my boo thang
~ LNGSHOT SMAU ~
story summary - In which boyfriend LNGSHOT reacts to your new piercing.
pairings - LNGSHOT x reader
contains - ot4, cuties, some freakiness, sza reference, piercing, established relationships, mentions of kissing, mentions of sex, various piercings, suggestive photos?, fluff, jealousy & possessiveness if you squint
notes - suggestiveness in Ryul's! This was supposed to be a BTS smau but I got lazy and didn't want to do 7 members π
its recently come to my attention that there has been a upsurge in sexual / nsfw content of the members of cortis, and there is a specific individual by the username of @/selestiyara who has been posting smut audios of martin & james.
this is a becoming a serious issue within coerblr, cortis is a group filled with majority minors. anyone using the argument that βmartin & juhoon are 18β are apart of the problem, both of them are korean citizens, and in korea the age of consent is 19. they are both minors.
i donβt see why someone turns 18 magically makes individuals feel okay with making sexual content about them. 18 β being an adult, both of them are freshly 18! the amount of juhoon smuts iβve been and have reported has been astounding.
anyone saying βyou can just ignoreβ / βjust scrollβ is apart of the problem. releasing and giving access for sexual content of minors or people who are barely legal is giving an outlet for pedos or people with bad intentions, and it makes you apart of the problem. all this content is in a space where minors (a majority of cortisβs fanbase are incredibly young) will be exposed to that sort of content. itβs inappropriate.
also, the argument βwell iβm the same age as themβ isnβt any better. at the end of the day, you are still sexualising a young person who had access to see all this shit. iβm 17 (only a month older than seonghyeon), that doesnβt make it okay for me or anyone else my age to make / consume that sort of content of him or any of the other members.
please report, block, and do not engage with anyone making this content! people who are supplying this content obviously do not care about the effects of it, the best thing we can do is bring awareness and try to keep our community a safe space.
@/thosepeople u weird asffff get a job n hop off tumblr.com
I GOT BLOOD SAGA TICKETS!
this is the most insane video of enhypen ever
The thought of finishing English love affairβ¦
My mess
~ Cortis SMAU ~
story summary - In which poor Seonghyeon has such a mean girlfriend.
pairings - Seonghyeon Eom x reader
contains - teen love, grumpy x sunshine??, nice x mean, seonghyeon is so patient, reader is lowkey weird, funny though, your honor he's in love, this is lowkey poor writing on my end, Martin sneak
notes - Sour has no notes.
