Hi I Guess

Pfp drawn by @cosmic-carp. I don’t have anything original to say, I just lurk here

[queerbookbitch]

We’ve known each other a long time ⏳. We’ve been on this planet 🌎 for a long time. You and me 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 I mean. I could always rely on you 🫵. You 🫵 could always rely on me. We’re a team. A group. Group of the two 2️⃣ of us. And we’ve spent our existence pretending 🤫 that we aren’t. I mean these last few years not really. And I would like to mmmmm🥺. I mean if Gabriel 👔 and beelzebub 🪰 can do it, go off together, then we can. We don’t need heaven 😇 we don’t need hell😈 , they’re toxic🤮! We need to get away 🏃from them. Just be an us👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨. You and me, what do you say🤔?

[shrodingers-queer]

If the subtitles for Good Omens were like this I’d watch the show in a heartbeat

(Not that I don’t like the show, I just haven’t had time to watch it yet)

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[nonbinary-wrath-month]

Non-binary people get louder NOW. Non-binary people get angrier NOW. Be a killjoy. Get obnoxious about your pronouns. Put gendered words together in ways that people don't like and spit on the ones they think are mandatory. Refuse to laugh at their stupid exorsexist "jokes". Dress in ways they don't understand. Refuse to answer their prying questions. Tell exorsexists to kiss your ass. Keep your chin up. Raise your voice. Get loud and a little cocky. I want to see your nonbinarity from outer space. Don't get it twisted; do it TODAY. Do you understand me?

[shrodingers-queer]

Made some gay lizards inspired by Hell Followed With Us! what flags should I do next?

[bad-wingsoffire-ideas]

Starflight goes into psychology and proposes the theory that all men are attracted to women who are like their sister.

This inspire the “anti-Starflightian” movement in psychology dedicated to proving him wrong.

🐉

[shrodingers-queer]

Ik this is the bad ideas blog, but why is Starflight so hated in the community?

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[shrodingers-queer]

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

[sarahsnitch-deactivated20200608]

What if bike was short for bichael

[shrodingers-queer]

Bicheal… dont park me here!!! BICHEAL * *violent coughs*

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

My ultimate dreaam is to make a book series that gets popular and has a popular ship and those characters will kiss in canon and then I will go "THEY ARE BOTH ROMANCE REPULSED AROS & EVERYTHING ELSE IS FINE FOR YOU BUT ALSO HORRIFICALLY OUT OF CHARACTER FROM CANON AND YOU MUST LIVE WITH THAT FOREVER! AROMANTIC PEOPLE YOU WIN!! FOR ONCE!!! EVERYONE ELSE IS OBJECTIVELY WRONG HERE." and then find some abstract way for the characters to say that in canon themselves because me saying it won't be enough to get through people's heads & once I've made the fandom thoroughly Sad I will vanish from the face of the earth.

[shrodingers-queer]

This pretty much exists! Read compound fracture!

[flipchild]

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

[fuckoe]

What is hava

[flipchild]

Hava niceday

[cheddar-baby]

[shrodingers-queer]

*Politely steals that gif*

[secondhandsoupfrog]

if you reblog this your gay

[halfseaweed]

Wylan has a habit of humming while he works on explosives, little classical pieces under his breath. Jesper finds it both endearing and slightly terrifying.

[shrodingers-queer]

Jesper knows it’s something really dangerous if Wylan is humming Cannon in D

[laciffo-natas]

Everyone fucking boo him

[shrodingers-queer]

Most literate bigot:

[fishcart]

my headcanon for Rainwings is that their “default” coloration does not set in until their first year of life. The colors that they end up with are influenced by what they felt most during that first year

Glory being primarily green and blue and orange would show that she spent her first year scared and depressed and irritated

Anyway hey somebody get this girl some Lexapro please

[spookykittyzzz]

This is kinda random but I genuinely find the wof graphic novels face expressions so fucking funny because a lot of them look so stupid on their faces like how am I supposed too take y'all seriously man.

[shrodingers-queer]

I love the artstyle obviously but at the same time you can’t just make the dragons emote in the Same way humans do it’s cursed

[myriad-of-things]

my little brother tried to show me a "cool trick" where he entered my name and hometown into chatgpt and tried to get it to pull up my personal info like it did on all of his friends, then was absolutely shocked when it couldn't find anything on me

so. keep practicing basic internet safety, guys. it still works. don't put your personal info on social media, keep all your accounts on private, turn off ai scraping on every site that you can, enable all privacy features on social media apps. our info still can be protected, we have to keep fighting for control

[bad-wingsoffire-ideas]

Kinkajou becomes the first and only POV character to die in their book

🐉

[shrodingers-queer]

Dont give Tui any ideas man

[dykescully]

me trying to remember what newfoundlands are called earlier: big dog he's an island

[dykescully]

big dog he's an island :)

[shrodingers-queer]

No man is an island but this big dog sure is