lemon raspberry loaf

[discoursedrome]

timothee chalamet’s full name is “timothee hal chalamet” and I have never seen a name that looked so much like an anagram

[discoursedrome]

THE MATHEMATICAL HOLE

A THEMATIC MATH HELLO

AHEM HOT ATHLETIC MALE

LITHE MACHO THETA MALE

hm.

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

WOMAN TWEETING: girls go to college to get more knowledge 😁 boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider 😝

MAN RETWEETING: And women wonder why men abuse and kill women. Pretty telling, isn’t it?

ELON MUSK, REPLYING: Fascinating

[onceiwashere]

Sabrina carpenter reminds me of smurfette

[nichijouxdrmario10hours]

addicted to making my mouse grow really big

[ultranos]

As a reminder, I'm going to tap the sign:

(credit: On the Media, WNYC)

[gothboobs]

ok but fr why is trump coming to my town to speak directly outside where i work. ur literally in the farmland area of town

[gothboobs]

im going to end up on a watchlist

[gothboobs]

ur never gonna believe this

[gothboobs]

THEY WERE ON TOP OF MY OFFICE

[tiktaalic]

Do you think someday we’ll live in times that are precedented

[xekstrin]

[jame7t]

you'd do numbers on tumblr

fuuuck

[noelle-ism]

🧍‍♀️

[charlottan]

🧍‍♀️

[noelle-ism]

🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

[jame7t]

Can I help you ladies

[romanceyourdemons]

dental hygienist was like just raise your hand if you need me to stop and i was like huh, this is the first time a dental hygienist gave me the option to tap out, that’s kind of nice. and then she proceeded to give me the WORST teeth cleaning of my life. choking and gagging water running down my chin etc. pick a safeword babygirl you’ll need it when i’m done

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

[aropride]

what are you even supposed to do when your friends who are dating kiss in front of you Like do i just stand there or

[aropride]

brainstorming solutions to this

stare directly at them without blinking

(very serious intense voice) “Stop that.”

pretend to pass out so they have to pay attention to meeeee :3

(loud and high pitched, full of fear) “WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!”

start juggling (be sure to carry several balls on your person at all times in case of this)

[aropride]

[aropride]

use the opportunity to subtly steal something from their purse

[aropride]

[aropride]

[foryouthegays]

@nikickyourass

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Oh this article just lays out how deeply fucking evil the democratic party and joe biden is man.

[mrscancelled-1]

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[slender-woman-returns]

What did I watch

[wacksabbath]

The mood brothers