sickboyy-simon

Yeah... I don't even know anymore, it's just a mess really

[stupidpetface]

[amygdalae]

kudos to whatever medical professional named it "toxic shock syndrome". Not once have I forgotten a tampon change and I fully attribute this to whoever gave tss that fucking terrifying name. No way in hell am I gonna find out what that shit is like

[hidingoutbackstage]

Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Me: oh okay she’s lipsynching her song

Me: Is that-

Me:

[stygian-river]

I LITERALLY had the experience of seeing Tony Hawk and going “a man” and then he picked up a skateboard and I was like “TONY HAWK???”

[icemavslastbraincell]

Tony Hawk is literally the irl equivalent of Perry the Platypus and Dr Doofenshmirtz. We see him out and about in public and we’re just like, “Oh, a man.” But then he whips out a skateboard and we all gasp and screech, “TONY THE SKATEBOARDING MAN?!”

[nitashinori]

Those tags are a big fat mood, hen

[sk-lumen]

You’re most powerful when you honor your own rhythm. If your circadian rhythm is nocturnal, don’t follow those “waking up at 4 am changed my life” routines because they’re not for you. If you function best when you focus on a single task, single job, single goal, then working half a dozen sidehustles may not be for you. Honor your own rhythm, work with it instead of against it, and you will achieve so much more than if you blindly follow what’s considered “correct” by social conventions of the time.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[drekisdottir]

[rumman]

[dykebluejay]

[socialistexan]

Was I supposed to know Eric Andre is bisexual or was I just supposed to find that out in an article about him being racial profiled from a month ago?

[newkidsonmycock36]

does this look like something out of his comfort zone

[therealraewest]

To be fair the only time I've seen him out of his comfort zone it was when a bear broke his desk

[radio-charlie]

Wtf!!!!!!!

[tiktokmuseum]

he's doing his job!

[surefire-tanis]

[prison-mikes-bandana]

IS THERE A GREATER MAN THAN KEANU REEVES? STATS SEEM TO POINT THE ANSWER TO ‘NO’!!! Some stories of how wholesome Keanu reeves is!!!

[simonalkenmayer]

He is a very good man. Very talented.

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Not me sitting in a lawn chair with a flashlight and a hockey stick chasing away raccoons from the baby kitten underneath our deck who refuses to come out! Been trying to trap this kitten for 2 days. We were in bed and then I heard a SCREAM so now I’m on the kitten night watch. Chasing away raccoons. I’ve seen the same one six times now in the last 2.5 hours

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Don’t know if the scream was the kitten or the raccoon just being a raccoon and no idea if kitten is injured but here I am at 1:44am sitting in my deck with a hockey stick and very sleep deprived guarding this dumbass kitten who won’t come out from under the deck

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Kitten is too light to trigger the cage to close so I’ve got a bottle and string rig set up. Been trying to catch this backyard goblin for 4 days now. Just living under our deck lol

[konzaprairieunofficial]

The orphaned kitten in question who refuses to be caught but loves wet food

[konzaprairieunofficial]

CAUGHT

[konzaprairieunofficial]

[konzaprairieunofficial]

We live in the drawer and are Very Feral and Very Spooky but the rage is melting away a little bit everyday

[konzaprairieunofficial]

We’ve got really bad ringworm but look how far we’ve come!! We had our first vet appointment earlier this week and we’re doing so great despite the ringworm and intestinal parasites. We even had our first bath this week.

[konzaprairieunofficial]

We have unlocked some levels

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Thought I’d update y’all! We’re currently fostering this bébé after trapping him when he was living under our deck for about five days.

We’ve been calling him Woodley; he’s about 9/10 weeks old with a really bad case of ringworm that’s resulted in almost complete hair loss of his tail. He had his first round of vaccines and dewormer and is being treated for the ringworm and some intestinal parasites.

He is an incredibly spicy foster baby. I’ve fostered around 28 feral kittens (most from the neonatal age) because I used to be a veterinary technician. Somehow even after my employment I just keep finding feral kittens. The curse of the vet tech lmao

Anyway, he’s getting boosters and his FeLV (feline leukemia) test in a few weeks and will have been about a month into his ringworm treatment by then and hopefully can get him into a rescue group while still fostering him because we have a cat dad extraordinaire adult cat who LOVES foster kittens and teaches them the all important cat socialization, grooming, and healthy play.

Unsure about coat length, I would guess he’ll be a medium hair. As for his color, he seems to be a chocolate colored kitty but who knows if it stays that way. We’ve had him for 2.5 weeks now and it’s some real slow socialization progression but he’s really made some strides in the past two days and demands snugs now (even though he forgets who I am the minute I put him down lmao).

Here’s hoping we don’t end up with a fourth cat lmao

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Update: we are completely medically cleared!!! Ringworm has healed, no more intestinal parasites and we are FIV/FeLV negative. Woodley had his second vet appointment yesterday and got the all clear and his booster vaccines. Now we can really focus on finding him a loving home!

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Woodley got to meet our cat Fletcher today who is cat dad extraordinaire and he also posed for a mini photo shoot

[konzaprairieunofficial]

A handsome bébé

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Please enjoy some recent photos of Woodley who I think is going to be an enormous cat lmao. His personality has really started to shine and he’s just such a sweet and playful kitten. Also his fur is growing longer! He is becoming a fluffy man! We are in danger of having a fourth cat at this point!!

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Ask and ye shall receive

[konzaprairieunofficial]

1. Some of your tags are cracking me up I feel seen and called out about being a potential foster failure

2. Several of you tagged asking to see Woodley with Fletcher so I present to you Fletcher, cat dad extraordinaire. We have two other cats, one young adult named Gremmi (F, all black, one of our foster failures) and one a senior named Margot (F, tortoiseshell).

3. My spouse and I have had the “do we have a fourth cat?” Roundabout discussion at least ten times in the 2+ months we’ve had Woodley

4. We aren’t ready to 100% commit to keeping him (narrator: they already purchased a custom ID tag off of Etsy that’s being made that matches their other three cats’ ID tags and scheduled his neuter surgery, they’re simply in denial about their fourth cat)

5. Yes it appears he has developed a silver undercoat. In my extensive singular Google search I think it’s called a black smoke coat.

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Yea yea yea we’re keeping him we have four cats now.

You can follow “Woodley the foster fail” tag for updates.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[wiinter-universe]

Wait I’ve never watched doctor who I thought this was a porno.

[lockwie]

it’s a kids show

[notsowittywriter]

New graffiti in Norwich!

[dustydoodles]

i painted………………. a boy.

[mullberrysunday]

This painting right here, the boy…a boy is gonna be one of those paintings in like 30 something years, you’ll see in artbooks for college. I can feel it in my bones. 

[toxyys-deactivated20200929]

[lasturlontheleft]

“lol is everything offensive these days?”