I Am Me, And This is Me, Thus Me Is This

My name is Kristine, and I enjoy life. I major in Audio Production fucking up the bitches and hoes who mess with me. One day I'd like to get my shit together. Right now I make nothing of my life. If you have an idea of what I should do with my life . . .

[targetedknowledge]

[animentality]

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[tredlocity]

[uncahier]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[blackwoolncrown]

[siddlaw]

I laughed a lot from this

[thotsandpreyers]

[pyromaniac-cyndaquil]

[pokemonpostsdaily]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[biggaybunny]

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

[oliviawebsite]

this reply is killing me

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[sagedecerulean]

Despicable! They know he’s 4x weak to ice!

[gsirvitor]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[unyieldingsilence]

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