eggs benedict at your service!

side blog of @toastlyeggs

[niksfilecabinet]

i had a bunch of posts of where to pirate different things saved so i compiled them into a masterpost here u go!

disclaimer i haven't used all of these but i did check to make sure the links all were working

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BOOKS

http://www.ebook3000.com/

https://openlibrary.org/

https://www.digitalbook.io/

https://www.bookbub.com/welcome

https://www.readanybook.com/

http://www.freebookspot.club/

https://manybooks.net/

https://librivox.org

https://www.pdfdrive.com/

https://novel80.com/

https://www.allfreenovel.com/

https://bookreadfree.com/

https://allbookshub.com/

http://thefreeonlinenovel.com/

https://www.epub.pub/

https://yes-pdf.com/

https://www.booksfree.org/

https://epdf.pub/en/

https://www.gutenberg.org/

https://www.online-literature.com/

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BOOKS & ARTICLES (some other sites probably have both, these ones definitely do)

https://libgen.gs / https://libgen.li/

https://www.overdrive.com/

https://ebookee.com/

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ARTICLES

https://sci-hub.se/ link changes a lot, check whereisscihub.now.sh

core.ac.uk

elephind.com

helpful flowchart!

GETTING AROUND PAYWALLS

https://12ft.io/

if that doesn’t work try: https://fifteenfeet.netlify.app/

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TEXTBOOKS

https://www.openculture.com/free_textbooks

https://bookboon.com/en/textbooks

https://catalog.flatworldknowledge.com/

http://textbooknova.com

http://www.gutenberg.org

http://ebookee.org

http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380 

http://2020ok.com/

https://libretexts.org

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MUSIC

https://residentevildash-moved.tumblr.com/post/690131794404737024/third-time-reblogging-this-because-its-my-favorite (deezer info)

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MOVIES

https://flixtor.to/

https://web.watchserieshd.ru/

https://sflix.to/

https://tainio-mania.online/

https://www1.putlocker.dance/

https://ok.ru/video/c5699950 (“european films”) (odnoklassniki/oднокла́ссники)

https://ok.ru/video/c1955438 (“japanese films”) (odnoklassniki/oднокла́ссники)

https://ok.ru/video/c1954670 (“classic movies”) (odnoklassniki/oднокла́ссники)

https://ok.ru/video/c1956462 (“mixed bag films”) (odnoklassniki/oднокла́ссники)

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DSM-5

https://drive.proton.me/urls/K0EDFY56X8#EsTHpnFvqEBp

ICD-11

https://icd.who.int/browse11/l-m/en

PHOTOSHOP RECREATION

https://www.photopea.com/

CLIP STUDIO PAINT

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1I8T6nl8fvQl9Emcz_aoIk3T0urLgcy5rE8T433-NAKY/edit

GUIDES

https://b1tchplanet.tumblr.com/post/620687859563773952/how-to-pirate-shows-and-movies-a-dumb-bitchs how to pirate

https://easyussr.neocities.org how to torrent

[imaveryevilgirl]

y'know working for the mafia ain't all it used to be

ya used to be able to send people to sleep with the fishes, and now ya get responses like "nature's fleshlight" and a rant about some gas station sushi

can't even crack skulls anymore since cracking took on a new meanin

guy owed me $67 yesterday. had to break both his kneecaps cause he wouldn't stop doin the hand gestures after the first one.

oh and don't even get me STARTED on goons. some people, I tell ya

[coralreefcove]

Two Fragrantica Scentboard

[thefandomenchantress]

The more I think about Fries and Evil Leafy, the more I love them as a duo.

Because we see multiple times throughout the series that Evil Leafy is willing to immediately possess anyone as long as she can catch them, but she comes across Fries in the caves and is so utterly baffled by him not being scared of her at all that she waits a good majority of the challenge to actually do anything to him. He stands in one spot for a prolonged period of time, in the perfect position for her to possess him, and she chooses to instead keep appearing on either side of him to annoy him.

She is presumably doing this because she wants to find a way to make him dislike her presence like everyone else does, but by the time we see them again, Evil Leafy has neither possessed nor kept annoying him, and they have apparently become Best Friends, (according to Fries). Which you could argue isn’t actually true, since Evil Leafy possesses Fries right after he says it, but in my personal opinion, she did that purely to mess with Coiny, since after she’s kicked out of Fries’ body, she makes no attempt to repossess him in the fifteen-ish seconds they’re alone together again (even after Fries insults her!).

This is reinforced in the next episode, where we learn that apparently Evil Leafy liked or was interested enough in Fries to give him her number.

And Fries interprets Evil Leafy hanging up silently to mean he got ignored, but the next time we see Evil Leafy, she is taking what is presumably the fastest route out of the caves and to the challenge location, where Fries is. And once she catches up to Fries, she contradicts her past behavior by not only possessing Fries immediately, but also not attempting to go after anyone else until it is confirmed she cannot help Fries win the challenge. Which you could interpret as her hating Fries enough to only want to possess him, and only stopping her possession of him because she hears Needle invoke her name in vain…but I like to think she actually does like him now and wanted to help him win.

However, I also have a potential funnier interpretation, which is that since Fries asked her if she wanted to get something to eat, and Evil Leafy “eats” by possessing people and putting them in her pocket dimension, she thought he was asking if she wanted to come possess him, and she liked the way he tasted last time, so she came as quickly as she could and possessed him.

And then there’s obviously him celebrating her returning in BFDIA 25 while everyone else is horrified, which is hilarious.

I assume the writers wanted to make sure Evil Leafy had some sort of unique dynamic with another character for IDFB, and figured making Fries of all people friends with her would be funny. And it definitely is, they are one of my favorite duos. I like to think Evil Leafy has a personality outside of “be evil and possess people,” and Fries is the person it comes out the most with.

I imagine their dynamic like this: Evil Leafy likes having someone around who isn’t constantly afraid of her, and her sticking by Fries’ side when he says not to and possessing him when she knows he thinks she tastes bad is her having fun annoying her friend. She thinks Fries is a semi-tolerable presence in a sea of people who are unbearable as anything other than toys for her amusement or victims to her hunger. She’ll possess any other contestant in a heartbeat, but she’ll only possess Fries if he offers or if she thinks it would be funny. And Fries just likes having someone around who is “chill” and hates everyone else still in the game as much as he does.

[starri-cosmikat]

pin rhyming compilation

[demilypyro]

[sideofeggs]

i think about this two moment all the time. OUUUUGH! the aimless circle.and then falled down

[breadanimal]

todays pencils

[morickkk]

Some stuff

[moonshoesmargo]

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

[moonshoesmargo]

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

[iwtv]

what’s the sexiest playing card suit

clubs ♣️

diamonds ♦️

hearts ♥️

spades ♠️

tie/combo

indifferent/results/bald

Voting ended onMar 28

[trollochtomtar]

[maarshmint]

hi great god grovers. do you want a cute little king keychain? do you want that fucking worm? i have a shop now (on etsy) you can buy king here and inspekta here

[pridecore]

cannot be killed pride flag! a flag for when you, the blogger, cannot be killed.

[luxiomahariel]

added mushrooms for when you cannot be killed in a way that matters

[the-haiku-bot]

added mushrooms for

when you cannot be killed in

a way that matters

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[junglejim4322]

One of my favorite images ever ngl

[sideofeggs]

why am i there

[probuccalfat]

basically what we’re gonna do is dance

[gelphienation]

Middle aged women who aren’t very well versed in social media post with a sort of instinctive savant hilariousness that reminds me of the poetry of children who haven’t learned what good poetry sounds like yet

[gelphienation]

One of the greatest examples of this phenomenon but far from the only one

[passionpeachy]

I love asking my butch to dance for me at random times and they always do it no music and no questions asked