trying on a metaphor
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Discoholic 🪩
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Cosmic Funnies
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i don't do bad sauce passes
Sweet Seals For You, Always
styofa doing anything
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@silliestiestgoob
🎲 HOLY CRIT! ⚔️
I present you all my genderbent fem!Chance from date everything cosplay ♥️
This is by far my favourite cos I’ve made; these matt mercer characters always have me in a chokehold… 🫠
The con crunch was totally worth it!
welcome to the future
just saw a horny post with vaguely historical terms in it and the weird misuse of those terms is frustrating me beyond belief. your historical sexual fantasies should be well cited from primary and secondary sources you can’t just make this stuff up.
SOMEBODY GET THESE TWO A PODCAST TOGETHER
Daily Freaklet
Woah! Hey!
This was a Patreon Request!
*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*
I'm gonna roll your head if you keep asking questions you fuckin square
okay what the fuck
There is so much beauty in the world.
You fucks would defend the fucking gestapo as fellow humans before you engage in any direct action against people being black bagged and put into concentration camps
Liberals do literally anything effective challenge
I honestly at this point think a decent portion of liberals on this site would be kapos if it was the 1940s today
You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off
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sturgeon
Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.
So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.
Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.
That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire
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MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time
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MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion
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So I can find this later.
my he/she warrior
“Affaires de coeur… frippery… here comes the Scandalabra!”
Hopefully enough time has passed I can start posting spoilers ??
Anyways I love love love his fr realization design and ending he’s sooo sillyyyy god I need to throw him
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who up dinking they oiter
you fucking know it babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!! #dinkers
black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting
what about the other cat?
This is yet another thing I thought Pratchett had made up but turned out to be totally real.
Unrelated but any time someone mentions clown makeup I'm reminded of how highly successful stage magician Penn Jillette almost flunked out of clown college and had to take remedial clown makeup classes.
My father was a magician and a clown. When he died, we cleared out his old clotehs and there was his clown suit.
"Oh I'll take this down to the charity shop" said my mother, missing hte part where no sane person is going to wear a clown suit.
"Nah" said I, "Have them dress him in it when they cremate him."
There was a pause and my throw-away joke started to slowly solidify into 'Yeah let's do that'.
A discussion was had with the mortician who had a bit of a worry that the costume would involve giant clown shoes which would prevent the coffin closing.
Luckily it wasn't that sort of outfit.
I told this to my dear friend who immediately envisaged someone trying to close a coffin onto a dead clown, only to have the big red nose go *Sad honk* every time there was an attempt to close the lid.
The awful hilarity rendered her incapable of standing.
The poor mortician can't figure out why it still won't close, and has to remove 5 dead clowns from the coffin before it finally shuts.
