I have been and always shall be yours.

mari, 20+ ● she/her

[loopnoid]

you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you (threat)!!!!

[zestoflemon]

finally had time for my fav toxic yuri

[campmiasmas]

How did all this happen? Oh, well, that was just, you know, hard work, timing, and you know, a lot of luck. No, you got better.

HACKS: Season 4, Episode 6 "Mrs. Table"

[druculablackthorn]

so i'm watching hacks

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[fleabagdiaz]

buck’s pov of eddie: coolest hottest most awesome amazing guy on the planet everything he does is amazing and everyone can see how great he is and everyone should be in love with him and he can do no wrong and if he DOES do something wrong no he didn’t he literally has a silver star

eddie irl: world’s most annoying uber driver

eddie’s pov of buck: most stable, trustworthy, grounded guy, mature and thoughtful, first person you go to in a crisis, gives great advice without a thought for his own gain, basically the ideal partner

buck irl: crashes all the way out the minute eddie leaves town, drunkenly hooks up with his ex, says very unhinged and mean things and makes his sister’s life a living hell

[rainscenes]

others + the buck-and-eddie thing for anon ♡

[rythms-of-synthax-deactivated20]

Quote of the day

[brosser-les-dents]

We may not want to brush our teeth, but we like the way it feels when are teeth are clean.

[enderspawn]

i saw a very important tiktok recently and knew i immediately needed it as a gif so here it is in case y’all want it as well

[verybarbariansalad]

[Gif: "Small white kitten stands on blue couch with open blindes behind it. one of two blinds pull-down strings in mouth

Kitten turns head to face camera, and it's face scrunched. Kitten then begins furiously batting at the air in front of it as the whole body slowly swings forward on the axle of the pull-down string"]

[drmellking]

buck showing his long distance bf the dog he rescued <333

buy me a coffee ☕️

[divorce-enjoyer]

eddie diaz is so funny. first thing you learn about him is that hes really really hot. second thing you learn about him is that he seems really really chill. third thing you learn about him is that hes a dad. fourth thing you learn about him is that he has about a million different barely concealed neuroses bubbling beneath the surface at all times. fifth thing you learn about him is that hes catholic

[gayeddies]

New Girl 5x21-5x22 vs. 9-1-1 8x11

[rooksunday]

okay but there is something disquieting about this urge to cast fan writers as altruists. they give us all this for free!! well, no.

they’re sharing

it’s a key difference in perception. fic isn’t given. it’s shared. it’s part of a fandom community— in which readers are also an integral part.

it’s probably inevitable mission creep from the increasingly transactional nature of the internet and fandom-as-consumerism, which was always gonna happen after corps worked out how much bank there is to make from those weirdo fan people

but like. fandom is sharing. i think we’ve lost that somewhere.

[fleabagdiaz]

it is like. so so so crazy to hear buck try to reason his way out of this or whatever. I don’t have to sleep with everyone I have feelings for. but also I’m not even in love with him. despite what everyone thinks. it’s just that him leaving has left an enormous hole in my life. and I understand my ex-boyfriend being threatened by what we have. but it’s also stupid because he’s straight anyway. but that doesn’t even matter because I’m not in love with him. I just can’t sleep in his house without him there even though I’m paying for it. because I’m such a good friend. who is not in love with my best friend. because he’s straight. like babygirl can you hear yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fleabagdiaz]

this is buck: lalala I love my best friend eddieeee -> hm eddie has a new bestie and I want to kill everyone that seems a little out of proportion -> wow I guess I’m attracted to eddie’s new bestie! and I like men! I will now date him for 6 months without ever doing an instant of self-reflection about this :) -> I don’t love my boyfriend but I will ask him to move in bc of GAY RIGHTS! wait why did he break up with me :( -> EDDIE IS MOVING AWAY AND I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF. BADLY. -> nevermind I’m going to be so brave and move into Eddie’s house bc I’m such a good friend yayyy -> I miss Eddie so much I can’t sleep in his house I’m going to make it everyone else’s problem and hook up with my ex-boyfriendddd -> THIS IS NOT ABOUT EDDIE. I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH EDDIE. EVERYONE STOP SAYING IM IN LOVE WITH EDDIE. BECAUSE IM NOT. AND I WILL BITE. -> lalalala I love to live in my best friend eddie’s houseeee :3333

[sunsetbuddie]

do love that at zero point did tommy suggest buck was in love with eddie. just that there was something there. feelings. that made him consider eddie the competition. and then buck is very loudly and angrily like. so that means i'm IN LOVE with eddie? and then again. IN LOVE WITH EDDIE? no one said that except you buck 😭😭😭 no one said the words IN LOVE WITH EDDIE except you. that was your conclusion. and it was such an important moment. that he was the first one to SAY IT.

[rizadyke]

People loooove complex characters until they’re women

[courtesyname]