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I'm not gonna say this is true but I'd say I would at least be more open to the idea of being bisexual if it wasn't for misogyny yeah

demilypyro

That said I think at this point I'd have a hard time dating a man and not going "y'know you could try estrogen if you want" all the time

demilypyro

So true bestie

demilypyro

It's a tragic thing

deathdaydreamm

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

deathdaydreamm

depsidase

haunted-hideaway

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

sapphling

it's not the biggest issue but why does everyone insist on acting like they've never seen a birthmark ever in their whole life and they're going to fucking explode if you don't explain why your body looks like that to them immediately

sapphling

you are going to meet a lot of different people with different looking bodies than yours and the reasons will range from things like birthmarks to disabilities to potentially deeply traumatic incidents. in general a good rule of thumb is that if you aren't familiar enough with that person for them to have volunteered any info then it really isn't something that you need to know, let alone loudly point out to them and others. other people's bodies are not a mystery for you to solve 👍

viralfrog

pinkegodeath

"gen z won't understand this" i promise you We will

shadysatsukifacts

jvhdb

Pee your pants fish boy

this was a harrowing ask to read while eating sardines in only my underwear

captain-price-returns

It's not just that they're doing corruption, but they're doing the kind of corruption that is basically "guy hands over a cartoon money sack with dollar signs on it" corruption.

natalieironside

When I got my current job they made me sign a form acknowledging that I'll be immediately fired if I accept free mcdonalds or an amazon gift card from someone at a rival firm

communistkenobi

I feel a perpetual deep-seated alienation from most people in academia because everyone behaves like cops and hall monitors, and then I log onto tumblr to see the exact people who do the alienating posting about how emotionally difficult it is for them to report students for (possibly) using AI to write an assignment

communistkenobi

wishing hell was real so people like this could be sent there

headbenzhawk

tsunflowers

I’m reading this book about the changing arctic and the author stayed with the Nunamiut people of inland alaska for a while and talked to this high school kid who was like “ugh I hate going to school in the spring I wish I was hunting caribou” and I thought that was charming. you often hear about people who are devoted to preserving their traditional culture and knowledge but it’s rare to hear about someone who’s invested in the old ways out of pure teenage selfishness. school is lame and hunting caribou is awesome

pitbolshevik

something really jokerifying about the US government fearmongering about hrt being horrible and dangerous and then turning around and giving their soldiers hrt because they think it'll make them better at killing and raping people in iran

pitbolshevik

if I take T that's bad because according to like two cherry picked studies conducted by the Get Rid Of Transsexual Degenerates Association, hrt actually makes us more likely to kill ourselves but that fucking bootboy really really needs T because it'll make him soooo much better at stepping on landmines i hate this stupid fucking country so much

actualized-animal

every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy

breakbeatbun

you can dig a little hole and plant me in the dirt

punkcherries

queer-adhd

It's so sad that they broke kayfabe on the stock market. Like, we all knew it wasn't real, but everyone pretended so that the finance guys could have fun. Now the magic is gone, and you can reliably predict what the Whitehouse will announce about 15 minutes in advance by looking at the oil futures market.