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it’s time to get….. nsfw
This post gives me anxiety
i absolutely hate this. have a terrible day
this is what dissociation feels like
I just want to get dicked down again =/
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Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves
Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?
Thanos: blocked
Ok, but a mate of mine has a really good theory that mostly explains the motives of Thanos in Infinity War:
For Thanos, it’s not really about saving the universe from overpopulation and the havoc it breeds. It’s about proving to the universe, but more importantly himself, that he was right. Remember his speech about how he proposed to save his world by killing half of it? And how his pleas fell on deaf ears and his planet died? Not to try make him more sympathetic, but imagine his pain. Imagine watching everything and everyone you love die, all the while knowing (in your view) that you could have stopped it. It doesn’t matter that the Infinity Stones will give him the power to make everything better, Thanos is desperate to prove that killing half is still a solution. He has to prove to everyone that his plan would’ve worked, that he could have saved his family, his people, his world. And of course, lost in his own ego and desire to achieve his goal, the idea that it doesn’t have to end in a genocide doesn’t even cross his mind. Thanos destroyed half the universe just to prove he was right. That is why his goal was to kill half the universe rather than use his power to save it.
ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.
So recently, I got calls from the phone number, (937) 353-8319. They claim to be a job service, and one of their “employees”, Carrigan, is friends with whoever the call recipient is, and that Carrigan has recommended you for this $15.00/h “job”. I also got a text message from (937) 607-1493, claiming to be Carrigan, and that they need stuff to “win a scholarship”. I do not know anyone by the name of Carrigan and I know very well that this is a very dangerous scam. If you receive a call from a number, and they ask you if you would like a job for $15.00/h, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY. If you accept the “job” offer, and you go in for an interview, they will give you a drugged bottle of water and you will wake up somewhere you don’t want to be. These phone calls & texts are from a human trafficking service, and if you oblige to them, you will be sold to people and you will be raped, no doubt about it. So PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THESE CALLS OR TEXTS. I have listened to the voicemails, and allowed my dad to do the same, and he learned that anyone offering a $15.00/h “job” is a human trafficker. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR
Okay, I am reblogging this because it is relevant again. I got another call from a 353 number. Not the exact same number, but I know that it is a trafficker because it’s 353 just like the last one. I also want this to signal boost so PLEASE REBLOG THIS.
Why are people deleting the captions though I had to search for what the pictures meant don’t do that
a side note, because theyre very popular around the DMV, If you ever see a sign with something akin to ‘free debt erasure’ ‘15/h job’ etc and ONLY A PHONE NUMBER, ignore it. tear it down if you can, because those are well known scams and sex-trafficking baits.do not, by any means, call or respond to these messages. do not let your friends do it. do not.
THIS IS IMPORTANT AF THANK Y’ALL HOLY SHIT
Oklahoma is one of the worst states as far as human trafficking, so thank y’all so fucking much. That’s literally my life and the lives of everyone I know that y’all just saved. Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you
*crying* he…he’s just been…STARING at me….for hours now…w-without talking or doing…ANYTHING…p-please I’m scared…WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME PROFESSOR
He wants you ❤️
harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”
teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”
[albus arrives at hogwarts] albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew” neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”
neville writes an owl to harry containing two words
Writes? That letter is a howler and you cannot convince me otherwise.
A howler that just screams “fake bitch”
One day, you’re walking along when you fall into a hole. You realize in horror that this is the Writing Prompts database. To escape, you have to live through every single prompt on this page.
this aint a prompt its a full-fledged horror story
I’d rather die tbh
Good news for you amigo you’ll die many times before you live out every prompt
I feel like this could be fun tho
Oh boy, you are in for a wild ride if we include all the submissions that are still in my inbox. Want to have sex with The Doctor in a room full of talking bananas that are trying to lunge at your ass?
Ok normally i like the prompts on this page but what the fuck is this
I have been protecting you amigos since the beginning of this blog
Do you have any idea what’s it like for me? I seriously fear my inbox
IT SPEAKS
I DO
The story:
You’ve done it. You’ve gone through everything Writing prompts threw at you. You’ve done many things you’re proud and not proud of, you’ve been through things you might not even remember. You’ve been many different beings, sexuality’s, and species. After all the torment that came for you, you’ve overcome the impossible. A bright light flashes, blinding you in an instant. You fall to your knees, your eyes straining to shut. Then there’s darkness.
You open your eyes slowly and look around. Blue and green neon lines cover the black walls, like marks on the temple ruins you’ve seen in history books. Cameras point at you from each side, their red eyes blinking with yours. In front of you, small TVs line the walls with one huge one in the center, all replaying different events you’ve triumphed. Below the large TV is a chair, with a body you can’t make out slouched over the control panels. They seem defeated.
“You’ve done it” the figure sighs. The voice is monotone, almost robotic and rusty. Their hand reaches a starbucks cup on their right side, a purple aura emanating around it. The mug floats back to their hand. You jump as the first words come out. “It speaks!!” “I do” the voice replies. You try to relax again. “What is this place?” you say to the figure, still looking around. They take a sip from their cup. “Why, you’ve fallen into my rabbit hole alice.” The figure gives a slight chuckle. You get this creepy vibe off of this shadow person, but you try not to let it bother you. You’ve seen all the magic in the universe from their games. It’s not like their’s is any different from the ones you’ve seen.
“Ya, okay, but seriously what is this place?”
“This is but the chambers of my supremacy. Many have tried to get here, only you prevailed. Congratulations.”
You take a breath. Is this a last prompt you thought wouldn’t exist? You could’ve swarn that same voice told you that you’ve won. Whatever it was, you couldn’t let the intimidation of this figure get to you. You take a step foreword. “You could at least turn around to answer me.”
The figure sits up and chuckles once more. They turn their chair, still unseeable from how dark the room is. One of their hands reach for a button on the control panel and a warm spotlight comes down on them. Shocks the first emotion that comes to you, followed by a cool calmness and confusion. In the chair sits a person with messy blonde hair and a white tank top, a plaid unbuttoned shirt on top. Messy ripped jeans cover their legs, converse cover their feet. All three of their eyes have bags underneath, as if they haven’t sleeped for weeks. You’re speechless. They push another button on the control panel.
“You look suprised” they exclaim.Their voice has completely changed. The robotic monotone in their voice is gone, and replaced with a more chill and relaxed presence. “Ask away. Please don’t ask too much though, I got a headache.”
You recollect yourself. “Okay first off, the outfits Gucci but how do you have 2 armholes on each side?”
The person rolls their eyes. “You really wanna ask the person who got you through all that?”
“Fair enough” you say, looking back to the TVs playing your adventures. “You’re saying you’re Writing Prompts? You put me through that didn’t you?!”
“You put yourself through that when you fell into this hellhole buddy.” Prompts scoffs. “I’ve tried protecting you amigos since the beginning of the blog. Somehow you just found your way.”
“Why would you do this to people who do find it though? What, you think this shits amusing?”
Prompts rolls their eyes, their hair turning a ginger color. “Look dude, I don’t control it anymore. It has control of itself. I don’t have control of what it does, I just monitor and try to get people past the carnage as much as I can. It’s taken me through it too as new submissions roll in just to test me. Do you have any idea what it’s like for me? I seriously fear my inbox.”
You ponder this. Prompts created a monster. But they pay the price. They’ve probably been through this a million times, and have seen this all a million times. You pity them, yet you find the idea intriguing too. Sure it’s tiring, but it sounds like an interesting adventure.
“Is their a way for me to get out of here?”
Prompts gives a smirk, and reaches for a lever on the control panel. They pull the lever and a red button comes out from the TV like a CD. You look at Prompts. Their hair has turned brown now, while they avoid eye contact.
“Just touch the button and it sends you out fam.”
“What about you? Have you tried before?”
“I can’t leave it. This has become apart of me. I can’t walk out, not yet.”
You look back to the button. “It gets tiring though doesn’t it? Being alone here watching all this?”
“It’s actually quite entertaining most times. I’m fine bro trust me.”
“Perhaps..” you hesitate. “Perhaps you would want a partner?”
Prompts looks up and into your eyes, their hair turning ginger once more. “What do you mean?”
“I’m just saying, life’s totally bogus back at home. It be fun to maybe stay and help?”
Prompts smiles, hair turning back to blonde. “Maybe so.”
Opens up the condom with my teeth but just starts eating it
hungwy i’ve been following you for a while but this might be it.
So the post about wanting to fuck the starkist tuna wasn’t a problem for you
The whomst?
Reblog the double banana for double luck.
I want double luck
None of the 9 people care how big of a piece they get, as long as they get one. Cut it into 9 pieces by using straight lines only. What is the smallest number of cuts that will leave you with 9 pieces of the doughnut? Get the answer in our latest Instagram story: https://www.instagram.com/asapscience/?hl=en
Your telling me I need to cut 9 peices of a cake circle that’s the size of my face to share it? Gimme the donut boo I’ll eat it all in 1
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I saw two straight people kiss and a pride flag fell on top of them, turned into handcuffs and they were arrested.
Then I saw two gay people kissing and a “straight pride” flag fell on them and turned into handcuffs and they were arrested as well.
prison for everyone. the aces now rule the world. checkmate.
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The very best kind of plot twist.
It would be Portland.
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basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (。•́ ‸ •̀。)
her sister: *has the exact same face and body*
her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.
Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole
i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas
I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before