#shitpost-cantina

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Why Anakin's force ghost wasn't in tlj

Anakin: Ben, I've come to warn yo-

Kylo: *blocks ears with fingers*

Kylo: LALALA CAN ANYONE HEAR THE DISEMBODIED VOICE OF MY GRANDFATHER??? CUZ I SURE CAN'T. LALALALLALALA

Anakin: *sighs*

Obi-wan [to Anakin]: He really IS following in your footsteps.

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ForceTime

Kylo Ren: *is half naked*

Rey: Holy shit, he DOES have an eight-pack

Matt: *gives the 'I told you so' look*

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Imagine this:

One day, Hux received a red envelope out of nowhere. He opens the envelope and it starts shouting "WILLIAM ARTHUR BILL WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU-"

Kylo and Phasma just laughs.

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Tlj Theory

qui-gon jinn styled rey's hair

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Therapist : So, how are you feeling today?

Obi-wan [internally] : My one and only father figure was killed in front of me by a sith lord. Said sith lord survived being chopped in half and came back to kill my Mando girlfriend. The apprentice I devoted my entire life to train betrayed me, so I had to fight and almost murder him. The same apprentice killed me twenty years later. Oh, and the evil grandson of my former apprentice is named after me. 

Obi-wan [to therapist] : Uh.. I’m okay

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there should be a chrome extension to correct “rouge one” to “rogue one”

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“Focus not on the future or the past. Focus on what’s in front of you, and kick its ass.“

- Anakin Skywalker [to Ahsoka Tano at some point, probably

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[Killer searching for me in my house]

Killer: Have you ever heard the tragedy of death plaguies?

Me: [muffled yelling from cupboard] I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life…