Lady-Boner Emporium

I would rather hear my dog bark at a crow

[shithowdy]

when the whole house got the autism

[ms-demeanor]

My mom used to get frustrated at all the rocks I put in the kitchen when I got home because she thought they were dirty so she started putting all the new ones in the dishwasher for me once a week before I had to take them to my room and at one point my dad found the silverware caddy full of rocks and was like "why are there rocks in the dishwasher?" And my mom was like "I didn't want dirty rocks on the counter" and then he was like "why were there rocks on the counter?" And I was like "I ran out of room in my pockets" and then he was like "thanks none of that explains anything" and just left the rocks there and grabbed a spoon out of the sink instead of thinking about the rocks any further.

[brightlotusmoon]

My husband's cousin Brian is a geologist who discovered the first opal with a bug inside. Husband brings home stones from his work trips across the country and some of them he turns into cabochons, like the sunstone ring he made me and the moonstone ring he made for himself.

Rocks are neat.

[zhenya-grey]

I haven't met a person, autism or not, that doesn't like rocks. People like rocks so much, they've assigned them to birth (mine is garnet) and we even eat them (minerals)

[brightlotusmoon]

Forbidden candy!

[zhenya-grey]

Not forbidden candy! (Salt)

[brightlotusmoon]

Mmmm SALT.

[weaselle]

here's something interesting about stone tools that might be relevant to humanity's shared love of rocks...

we used stone tools for a very long time, shaping a few basic handheld tools that humans all over the world used. And, because they were so good to us the way they were, they spent a lot of that time not changing in design very much.

By which i mean, for a significant amount of time, our BONES evolved faster than our stone tools did.

Our bones changed shape more than the stone tools we were using. That's how long they serve us in their early forms.

Rocks have been important to human beings since before we were homo sapiens. Finding a good rock, the right rock, the best rock... That is something humans have been invested in for longer than we've been humans.

[luneloving]

here’s to everyone hitting a low point after doing really well. you’re amazing and so strong and your hard work is not erased. you will find happiness again

[allbuthuman]

part 15

[imimmortal4-deactivated20170713]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[jumpingpuddles]

Farscape: Every episode — Vitas Mortis

[sleepiestoken]

ii in his mask and trackies

[xiaoguiwang]

was watching this video of a person making piplup out of polymer clay when all of a sudden theyre making???? guns????????

[xiaoguiwang]

piplup with two guns what will he do 😳

[xiaoguiwang]

SCREAM I FORGOT THIS WAS THE THUMBNAIL.... N THE VIDEO IS TITLED PIPLUP WATER GUN 😭😭😭

[cipheramnesia]

I don't know very much about myself but one thing I'm sure of is that I cannot be trusted to use a nail gun responsibly.

[arborealgargoyle]

FALSE! there is no “wrong” way to use a nail gun. if it puts a nail in something with a cool KA-THUNKK noise then you have won at nail guns. end of story. (sometimes screaming may follow the cool kathunk noise but that is largely irrelevant to the fact that you have already won at nail guns and should collect your prize of more nails for your awesome nail gun)

[cipheramnesia]

Two things I'm sure of are that I cannot be trusted to use a nail gun properly and neither can Tumblr user arborealgargoyle.

[headspace-hotel]

when my dad did my mamaws roof he and employee would shoot nails at the mailbox and see who could hit it (please do not do that).

[cipheramnesia]

Okay. Three things I am sure of-

[mcnutcase]

I'm just going to point out that most of the nail guns I've seen have had safety bits sticking out of the dangerous end that had to be pressed against something or the nail gun wouldn't fire.

[cipheramnesia]

I wasn't aware of nail gun safety features, but thanks to this post and the notes on it, I have learned a dozen ways people bypass the safety features on their nail guns shortly before doing something unbelievably dangerous with their nail guns.

[nireidi]

Did you know that nail guns have bigger more intense cousins?

I don’t know their official name, the shop I used one in got shut down for severe health and safety violations- but it shoots a triangle shaped nail into a picture frame to join the edges together, it’s air powered, and has zero safety guards to prevent fingers from getting joined too

[cipheramnesia]

[arborealgargoyle]

[cipheramnesia]

[professorsparklepants]

I’ve made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China’s mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.

[professorsparklepants]

For reference, here’s what my local mountains look like:

Here’s the general art style Chinese mountains are drawn in:

And here’s how some of them actually look:

[dreamsequencer]

What the FUCK

[adelicateculturecell]

I’m specifically reblogging this here because I know there is a geological reason for this and I know at least one of you has to know it.

[tharkflark1]

thank you 

[startrekuniverse]

[evviejo]

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - S7E9 Force of Nature

[batri-jopa]

world_of_engineering_75 on Instagram

[airandangels]

You know it’s a great puppet when you don’t even notice the two entire people under and behind its body moving its limbs until it’s halfway across the stage.

[prettypinkdork]

Live action Lion King could have been this if Disney weren’t cowards

[minart-was-taken]

So I have this headcanon about Larry...

[sacred-portal]

[whiterabbitloveposting]

For those wondering - Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #338 (Hobgoblin sprays Spider-man with poison) and #339 (Doc Ock reveals the poison only becomes lethal when combined with cocaine).

[elamarth-calmagol]

Wait, I thought you were joking

[brightlotusmoon]

That's one of the best things about older comics. They weren't joking.

[greatatuintheworldturtle]

Yet, at the same time, they were joking so much harder than any of us

[brightlotusmoon]

There was an art to it.

[piedude]

They were just coming out of the 80s, so this might've been a pretty solid plan.

[guy-who-exists]

crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled

[aurasabloom-deactivated20210804]

xD

[thechekhov]

Ok but those subtitles are 100% accurate